onstelly:
Lmao

SANDOSKI:



Bestie go shop , bring dos decorations, make we prepare for Op wedding....



Hurry up,


*Op na me go cook dey jollof rice

onstelly:

On it
Gimme money nah

SANDOSKI:


Money from were.... I jope say craze no dey worry you... Oya collect money from Op..

SANDOSKI:



Bestie go shop , bring dos decorations, make we prepare for Op wedding....



Hurry up,


*Op na me go cook dey jollof rice

LordofNairaland:


You are too beautiful and too queenly for that.

I, hereby, proclaim you as my 6th wife and Queen. Do not argue. I shall take you and Lanicky as my wives and Queens at midnight. Prepare to be married at once.

Cousin na wetin, make Pman no catch you,.... You don forget say I be ur cousin... How you wan take marry me mtcheeew.... Bring dey money make I arrange ur wedding for you...

LordofNairaland:
The Miss Nairaland contest is supposed to provide me with a new wife. As Lord of Nairaland, the beautiful queen automatically becomes my wife. So, I solemnly claim the winner of this contest as my wife number 5.

I wanted Refiner, but I got Lanicky. Let the merriment begin at once!!! Mynd will sound the wedding bells at midnight.

I must also remind you all that I can decide to marry the other contestants at once. But I will take my time about that. No one here can question me.

Nairalanders rejoice!!! All the Mods can take a break and come to my mansion to celebrate at my table.

KINGinVAHALA:

My guy, we all gave our all, we should be proud of ourselves. Though I personally would have contested the 3rd and 4th position announced by the organisers because I went through from thread 50 to the end and counted the results (valid votes) and refiner won ivyy with 18 votes diff, but how they the organisers came up with 159 votes and 4th position for refiner still baffles me.

SANDOSKI:



Cousin na wetin, make Pman no catch you,.... You don forget say I be ur cousin... How you wan take marry me mtcheeew.... Bring dey money make I arrange ur wedding for you...

LordofNairaland:


Cousin

What are you talking about?

LordofNairaland:


Honestly, bro, I am baffled too!!

KINGinVAHALA:






Too many reasons why I wasnt surprised, one of such is that it was like politics, you play your game well, you end up winning even if you re the worst of all candidates. Don't worry bro, brace up yourself, a remedy may come soon.

dauntless15:
Goodluck giving birth to charming and handsome babies that took after both or one of thier parents

When young and when grown @ lordofNairaland

LordofNairaland:


You are invited to the banquet.

GoldenJAT:
it's good 2 dream!!

LordofNairaland:


Yes, bro. And your dream to see me in person will come true at midnight when I marry Lanicky and Sandoski in a lavish manner.

Be there!!

dauntless15:
i humnly reject your invitation

LordofNairaland:


You don't want to see the Lord of Nairaland in person

Even Seun and Lala aspire to see me.

dauntless15:
nairaland na my father house? You're lordofnairaland not lord of my father's house

LordofNairaland:




We are getting married at midnight. Prepare!!!

SANDOSKI:


Let me go and tell dey Elders in my village

LordofNairaland:


I am lord here. And let me remind you, that we have popular people here under my watch. We have people like Obama, Putin and thousand other strong men. But, I shall not reveal their monikers. Even these men aspire day and night to see me.