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Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 5:02pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Take your time to read my story and answer the question at the bottom Let's say you have a fiancee/girlfriend or whatever buh it's someone you really take serious... So She has this talent of cooking which you are so proud of and always brag about it anytime you are with your guys(buh your goons never really take you serious) So this your particular Bae finally gets the opportunity of her life....your friends are coming over and she's gon be the cook!!! (she can't wait to blow your friends minds)..... So you are all hanging around while she's cooking and you could all perceive the aroma coming out of the kitchen... Your goons were giving signs that could only mean they are 70% convinced of your bae's kitchen talent... Hmmm to the real deal: all of you are now sitted , food looking delicious... Think of traditional food(like pounded yam and a lot of meat or something) You confidently wash your hands before anyone else and you mould a nice Bolus of the pounded yam and dip it inside the delicious looking traditional vegetable soup buh you noticed something unusual The soup is as rich in Salt as the sea Buh fortunately you are the only one that have tasted the seasoup, others are buzy washing their hands including your boo... See you only have one option.... Your friends must not taste from that soup cus if they do your own and your fiancee/girlfriend yaf finish considering your friends are the likes of smellingmouth, stupidity, decker, iceberlin, stfyouaregood.... And you too your mouth does not stay in one place(you are fond of saying the truth at the wrong place*birds of the same feathers) So the only question is... How are you going to save her ass Oh the title of this story Women are the salt of the world |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Zdoh(m): 5:08pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Eeeh! i don die! @OP you own be today they are coming for you.You don match anaconda tail. |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Cutehector(m): 5:09pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
I go just start to dey cough.. dey form say food don enter my air pipes.. Water water... water I go just stand up begin cough commot outside, all of dem cannot continue eating na They will all follow me outside. And be petting me.. I will cough sotey my friends will carry me to the pharmacy 1 Like |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by falconey(m): 5:11pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 5:14pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Zdoh: Anaconda I love them as pet.... Let them come.... Baba answer the question or lock up |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by sinaj(f): 5:17pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Smellymouth cum nd ansa o! Cutehector modify nd answer it jare |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by damseyl(f): 5:20pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
The alatenuje guys wont v a choice than to eat it just d way it is bn prepared..... |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 5:20pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Cutehector: This thread is not for married people(how do you show those two big teeth smiley) |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 5:22pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
falconey:Talk na.. Why are you shy 1 Like |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by adexlamex(m): 5:23pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
since i am the only one that have tasted the sea, i will pretend i am dying, and they wont even remember the food. 1 Like |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 5:26pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
damseyl: Hmmm.. You are calling your fiancee friends alatenuje I will make sure I tell him personally |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Cutehector(m): 5:27pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
sinaj:I don already answer na. Dem go chop the food like dat.. |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by gameboy727(m): 5:29pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Wouldn't do anything. Just lock up and eat and then apologize to the guys later. |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Zdoh(m): 5:29pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Mafking:Ah! i no they there o.To the question,i wouldn't let them taste the soup at all..I go just fall from chair form like person wey something terible happened to i know they will all leave the table to carry me to hospital,that time them no fit chop anything again na next time be that. 1 Like |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by paragon40(m): 5:29pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
If i was in that guys shoes though we dont wear d same size. very simple i go pretend sai the food enter mai head begin cough #emergency things the way i go do am sef hehe guys go fgt food.. If we are going to eat the food together from the same plate.. i can tell them to hold on go into the kitchen, bring more salt and say the soup needs more salt, (salt+salt=gbege) at the end of the day i wil take d blame Loro ba pari (matter end) 1 Like |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by sinaj(f): 5:32pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Cutehector:chei u wicked o! U wan spoil ur bae nme |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by sinaj(f): 5:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
paragon40:I envy ur bae Daz xo sweet of u Covering her up |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Mafking:op and his crews are still under 18 aswear !
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Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Cutehector(m): 5:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
sinaj:Ok I will edit sharpaly now. I hav an idea |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by ernesty20(m): 5:36pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn:i dnt know why i hate this girl |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Julietcutie(f): 5:37pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Mafking:put this sign ; then don't leave any space put a capital letter D ...ie () exclude d brackets |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by jamalnation(m): 5:38pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
This is Gobe |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by bitchcrafts: 5:38pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
looking at this thread like |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 5:40pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Zdoh: Lolzz.... That's the only bail out I could also think of.o Help me greet your salty Bae.o |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
ernesty20:you see i dont hv to blame you....nairaland gave some people privilege to interact with people they can't even face real lolz see who is hating stay off my mentions okay ?? |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by ernesty20(m): 6:03pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn:na u create that "mention"? Gerrarrahea men.. Kid |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 6:23pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Berlyn: Its not my fault that your sense of humor and your sense of reasoning are both insufficient for you.... |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 6:26pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Cutehector: Lolzz... Why everybody bail out come be the same thing na |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 6:30pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Julietcutie: I think it would only be fair if you are the first person I use it for ... Thanks Something tells me you're part of the "women are the salt of the world crew" |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Julietcutie(f): 6:40pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Mafking:lol your welcome... am not part of d crew Abeg i know how to use my hands well in the kitchen plz |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Julietcutie(f): 6:40pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Mafking:lol your welcome... am not part of d crew Abeg i know how to use my hands well in the kitchen plz |
Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 6:45pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Julietcutie: Awwww I really want to believe you buh I don't know why I just can't |
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