mizzbouqui:

Nope

So you don't trust me even small? ,my heart is broken this early morning women been breaking mens hearts since 12b.c

Harbosede02:
soo funny

I kno right

mizzbouqui:
Ladies lets start getting married, lets make this world a better place tired of being single, guys you too should start proposing abi

If you show some signs that you are a wife material, worthy to be homed, and ready to settle down. Why won't I grab you for a wife?

Nice one OP. Men should also work on themselves. some men makes one to be scared of getting married.

Countrygirl:
Nice one OP. Men should also work on themselves. some men makes one to be scared of getting married.

Yeah, that's true

abbeyology88:



If you show some signs that you are a wife material, worthy to be homed, and ready to settle down. Why won't I grab you for a wife?

Funny

torqque7:

So you don't trust me even small? ,my heart is broken this early morning women been breaking mens hearts since 12b.c

Eeyah sowie

mizzbouqui:

Eeyah sowie

Apologies not accepted.. ehenn and il keep malice with u for 5years and during which il be appearing in your dream asking you to tell me so just get ready o,and in the dream self il still keep malice with you

torqque7:


Apologies not accepted.. ehenn and il keep malice with u for 5years and during which il be appearing in your dream asking you to tell me so just get ready o,and in the dream self il still keep malice with you

Lolss, funny you okay I dey wait

mizzbouqui:
5. When they are wild:
Many Nigerian ladies are found wanting in this aspect; they present everything to a man as soon as they start dating. Come on, it is just a relationship, not a marriage, and you have already given him the cookie. Basically, he has nothing to look forward to again when it comes to living with you forever.

Some ladies do not just give out the cookie, they end up giving the men the cookie container too and are willing to allow the men bend and hit the container as much as possible while lustfully dazed.

At some point,95% of ladies are guilty of this. not just giving up the cookie.

mizzbouqui:

Lolss, funny you okay I dey wait

:oThis babe..so you no dey fear bad dream abi?instead of being scared you say you de wait me? ..ok you'll see me this night and il be coming with two injections..*hope shez scared of injections sha* mizzbouqui it's still not late yet to change your mind and tell me o, don't say I ddnt try to warn you before hand cos I won't hear sorry in the dream once I come,the injection will be painful o shey you know.ehenn.

Arian11:
Thst number 6 is the most effective

There was this girl didn't wanna initiate the break up ...had to store my friend's name as ..Pastor Ezekiel ...deleted all our previous messages and then told him that once I flash him he should send a text exactly 3 mins after I flash him ...I did just that and kept the phone by her side ...pretended to go and do something inside and then an sms came in ...I knew it was "pastor Ezekiel " and it read ..."Good Evening [insert my name here ] how's mum doing didn't see her in church on Wednesday hope all is well and I want to tell you that as I was praying for your family I saw that the lady you're currently courting isn't yours ..it is for another man ...don't let the wrath of the most High come before you and her ...don't let your lives be wretched ...the man I'm seeing for her isn't even in the country please brother [insert my name here ] this is all I have for you stay blessed.

I could sight her from upstairs reading it the next thing I knew she kept the phone quietly and as I came downstairs "em Arian I have to go home now I'm not feeling too good " "oh sorry about that " ...

Around 10 pm I received a lengthy whatsapp message about how she wants to focus more on her "studies " and that GOD has better plans for us ...

It sucks to be an asshole though

P.s don't try this with an edo girl ...your placenta would be used to fry egg.

U just thought me how to discharge some kind gummy babes

chigoizie7:


U just thought me how to discharge some kind gummy babes

Hmmm

mizzbouqui:
Ladies lets start getting married, lets make this world a better place tired of being single, guys you too should start proposing abi

Me I love to propose in fact the boys are more under pressure to get wedded but the ladies make things bad for us by turning us down or looking down on us; I use to feel as if they don't want us but we want them.

mizzbouqui:

Hmmm

Babe calm down, it's not what u think.

U know say some girls love to de chingum guys anyhow.

dollyjuke:
Dollyjoy weds Dollyjuke @dollyjoy

Nice one

mizzbouqui:
Funny

Lols, How is it funny?

chigoizie7:



Babe calm down, it's not what u think.

U know say some girls love to de chingum guys anyhow.

Lolss chingum indeed

abbeyology88:



Lols, How is it funny?

Its is very funny

Countrygirl:
Nice one OP. Men should also work on themselves. some men makes one to be scared of getting married.

How explain you got 5hrs N your time start from. Now lol

Op all your points are valid..buh what's ur opinion on ladies who have very high criteria and specification for their kinda man?...I know its good to have standards buh we are Nigerians we need to be realistic on relationship matters.... So I ask again what's ur opinion on the ish?

mizzbouqui:
Its is very funny

Now you are committing one of those things you yourself put up their

mizzbouqui:

Lolss chingum indeed

U know wat I mean nah.

Those ones wey no de give person space @all.

All those ones wey de want make u de always dey with them even when u are meant to be working.

Those ones na badluck and needs to be cast out of one's life





Btw, why didn't u include those ladies that will want to have "jesus christ" as husband? ( tall, rich, handsome,respectful,young(below 30/35)faithful,intelligent, smart,generous and also God fearing.)

mizzbouqui:
6. Living on pastors’ prophecies:
Welcome to Nigeria, a country where people heed the warning of the pastors and prophecies as compared to the things they see in their holy books. Some Nigerian ladies have fallen victims of this situation and have learnt the hard way.

Many of them would turn down the marriage proposals of responsible men because their pastors have seen the future which has doom in it. What union does not have dark clouds that give way to heavy rainstorm?

that's what broke my relationship with my fiancee some months ago. lost a fours yrs relationship because of one prophecy. ND d gal decided to go her way

mizzbouqui:
Ladies lets start getting married, lets make this world a better place tired of being single, guys you too should start proposing abi

if I propose will you accept?

obiak4:
How explain you got 5hrs N your time start from. Now lol

Okay brb

Taiofil:
Op all your points are valid..buh what's ur opinion on ladies who have very high criteria and specification for their kinda man?...I know its good to have standards buh we are Nigerians we need to be realistic on relationship matters.... So I ask again what's ur opinion on the ish?

Everylady wants a perfect man, but one has to accept the men we have just the way they are and forget about the high criteria and specification stuff or else one will be on the waiting list than expected

Ugogabriel:

if I propose will you accept?

No no, I gat a boyfriend

Ugogabriel:

that's what broke my relationship with my fiancee some months ago. lost a fours yrs relationship because of one prophecy. ND d gal decided to go her way

Eeyah sowie

chigoizie7:



U know wat I mean nah.

Those ones wey no de give person space @all.

All those ones wey de want make u de always dey with them even when u are meant to be working.

Those ones na badluck and needs to be cast out of one's life





Btw, why didn't u include those ladies that will want to have "jesus christ" as husband? ( tall, rich, handsome,respectful,young(below 30/35)faithful,intelligent, smart,generous and also God fearing.)

Lols okay

abbeyology88:



Now you are committing one of those things you yourself put up their

Which one

mizzbouqui:

No no, I gat a boyfriend

Ur boyfriend must be a lucky dude. u such a beautiful and intelligent lady plus u are real.