dauntless15:
Chai konji is very bad thank God you didn't rape her, if she get sense she go the avoid you from nw on

ahn ahn,no matter what I'll neva rape a lady,sex is a muual consent,if she no gree ,she no gree be that, I go find brothel then vent my sexual frustration on the prostitute!

couldn't laugh enough. he's s story teller. but bad act

ayooladee:
u begged for sex and you were nervous what kinda man are you

The man of the moment

MrCork:




.... WOW... . U shaking Coz u beg your cousin for punnnnny?.... You homebase people mennnnn (No oofensse)

Not his cousin, he said neighbour's cousin...
Pls check my signature

tee59:
Op, whn wil u get sense for God's sake? See as u dey dance shoki to hades.

no mind d op my dear sister...
Meanwhile pls can I chat u on whatsapp my dear sister cuz I really need ur support for an upcoming event on nairaland...
Pls msg me on whatsapp wit diz number 08142353535...
Thanks in anticipation my dear sister

Lol wtf did I just read

I guess 3 things here,

1)op is a ugly type of men
2)is not a mature man
3)he doesn't really have money.



Because in this ashewo era u still fu.. Cking laps, u are a learner. Well I guess is better than masturbation.

jonaifame22:
My neighbour's cousin came to spend sometime wth them and this girl is very fine and she's light skinned and has a good shape,she's a jehovah's witness and we normally talk abt the non existence of hell.



Now wth the way things are goin we've gotten close and it"s a little bit as if I'm already too familiar wth her, and she's trying to fwendzone me,buh she told me she'll like to see dis new movie of superman and bat man and I told her I had the movie mean while I didn't, so lastnite I went to buy the movie and when we saw today at about 10 am after I asked my apprentice to man the shop, I nvited her to my room.


and she came as always and I put the movie,buh I cld not resist her sweet and ripe body,as I cast occasional glances at her, she caught me frm time to time buh I guess she thought it's the normal friendly look,buh so many thoughts of sex raced through my mind like the lagos ibadan expressway



And then I called her name and held her hand,and I began to profess my feelings for her cos sometimes when we play she normally lemme tap current buh the current doesn't last for long. As it is not even enuff to power a small mp3 player or charge a fone let alone to charge my whole body,so I began to beg her by kneeling down to please jus let us have sex and I'll do anthing to make her happy,I even took my king james bible and swore that if I ever hurt her after the sex lemme die mysteriuosly and as I begged her my whole body trembled and my voice shook vehemently and I guess she was pityingme already cos I was sweating. Despite The fan being on full speed then she said she'll not lemme put my dick in her pvssy jus yet buh she'll lemme fvck her laps,chai,I had to manage it like that cos half bread is better nothing or buns sef and also provision store is better than kiosk, so I quickly lubricated my dick and put small cream in between her laps as she raised her skirt!chai as I started fvcking her soft laps,I was pressing her yansh and squeezind her soft breast too and before long I released my lovely akamu in between her laps unto my bedsheet and I started peckn her being grateful for the lap fvck at least and being. hopeful that before long I'll deep my ugly dick in2 her light skinned pvssy

the extent some of you guys can go just because of sex is really funny kai,

HERSLEY:
Lol we like bold guys tho

hi babe,whatsup

Bleep laps?.....chai!,u don suffer.

You try. No be you again? Lol... Story story

Chai konji is a bastard oo ... Smh

luisina:
You try. No be you again? Lol... Story story

way do you mean, if I was in the room wth you,I'll have begged you too!

nice experience ....can relate to it

Jazper:



the extent some of you guys can go just because of sex is really funny kai,

so you cant stoop this low for sexual satisfaction

I once begged a gal like dat wen men were boys, after about 30mins of sweating nd begging, she allowed me suck booby + hand Job... since den I just hate her naturally.. but now na dem dey lale for me

heavy otuuuuuu na u be

She actually offered u her puzzy not lap, but u r just too dull to understand

Dis is mr cork d second no offeinse

unilagfreshest:
I once begged a gal like dat wen men were boys, after about 30mins of sweating nd begging, she allowed me suck booby + hand Job... since den I just hate her naturally.. but now na dem dey lale for me

hehehehehe

Kingsley10000:
so you cant stoop this low for sexual satisfaction

Nah, I can't,
well its different with guys, u can still brag about banging the bae like the op but ladies hardly do not to talk of when you are the one that begged for it haaaaa, lobatan
Ur career is in the hands of that guy, may God help you if he's a kiss and tell

[quote author=jonaifame22 post=47262774]My neighbour's cousin came to spend sometime wth them and this girl is very fine and she's light skinned and has a good shape,she's a jehovah's witness and we normally talk abt the non existence of hell.


so many thoughts of sex raced through my mind like the lagos ibadan expressway



buh the current doesn't last for long. As it is not even enuff to power a small mp3 player or charge a fone let alone to charge my whole body,
I released my lovely akamu

...hmm, The POWER OF KONJI

ayooladee:
u begged for sex and you were nervous what kinda man are you

Oh c'mon don't be hard on him. He just lacks finesse, tact and guile. He'll be okay except for the part where "I even took my king james bible and swore that if I ever hurt her after the sex lemme die mysteriuosly"

If that part is true, then may God have mercy on his soul. Using the Bible to carry out an act of fornication - a sin that is frowned upon by the way by the big guy - #NotCool

rosy1992:
Incredible.

Baby abeg u fit pity my own ministry too?

SoupNazi:


Oh c'mon don't be hard on him. He just lacks finesse, tact and guile. He'll be okay except for the part where "I even took my king james bible and swore that if I ever hurt her after the sex lemme die mysteriuosly"

If that part is true, then may God have mercy on his soul. Using the Bible to carry out an act of fornication - a sin that is frowned upon by the way by the big guy - #NotCool

hopefully..... God is a mercyful God

I smell lies

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Baby abeg u fit pity my own ministry too? [/quote
How]

rosy1992:
Incredible.

Babe, u fine o.

jamalnation:
I smell lies

ehn ehn, nawa for ur nose o!

I round of applause for this man