Great piece. But your fact #12 (particularly its opening statement) is totally unacceptable and fallacious, hence, should be expunged.

Idydarling:
I agree to most of what you said except no.12, it is only illiterates or semi- illiterate individual who'll have a local accent when speaking English, I'm a proud Akwàibomite and I can pride myself in speaking English without u knowing where I'm from...


that being said, I like ur post op, you have said the truth, atang akpaniko!!!

Thanks for also drawing the op's attention to that misleading "fact".