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Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Dpredictor(m): 2:54pm On Jul 10, 2016
As for me, I had to wash for the coming week, since I work on weekends too..

So keep the excuses coming....

Why did you miss service today??
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by DucheSsMerezz(f): 2:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by cruzita(f): 2:59pm On Jul 10, 2016
undecided where did I even miss church today?




rain?



cloth?




shoe?
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by gradeA(m): 3:00pm On Jul 10, 2016
No tangible reason
embarassed
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by photoshoot(m): 3:02pm On Jul 10, 2016
Was too tired from yesterday hanging out
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by bigiyaro(m): 3:02pm On Jul 10, 2016
cos the whole tin na scam.

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Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by coolluk(m): 3:04pm On Jul 10, 2016
religion agwulam ike

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Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Cutehector(m): 3:05pm On Jul 10, 2016
Didn't plan to go today.

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Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
wink
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by mhisbliss(f): 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
Woke up thought against going to church until my thoughts won me over and i end up having breakfast and watching big bang theory till 12

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Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Dpredictor(m): 3:24pm On Jul 10, 2016
cruzita:
undecided where did I even miss church today?





rain?




cloth?





shoe?





Yoy are forgiven... your excuses too plenty...
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Dpredictor(m): 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2016
DucheSsMerezz:
I did go.. First time in the last 5weeksgrin

Chaiii Lord av mercy

You also need to go for special prayers...

lol...
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Dpredictor(m): 3:26pm On Jul 10, 2016
bigiyaro:
cos the whole tin na scam.

You need repentance and hot slap...

Lol...
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Dpredictor(m): 3:27pm On Jul 10, 2016
lalasticlala, why did you miss??

angry cheesy
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:32pm On Jul 10, 2016
I missed church because...
I don't like the pastor's face..
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:35pm On Jul 10, 2016
Dpredictor:

You also need to go for special prayers...
lol...
grin
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:36pm On Jul 10, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I missed church because...
I don't like the pastor's face..
Chaii.. Shoro niyen angry
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by jomagibs: 3:43pm On Jul 10, 2016
Missed church bcux my Frnd came ova early and He deceived me cux he went to the kitchen and prepared coconut rice.

Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jul 10, 2016
It rained heavily here till past 11, woke up at 11.

Will be going for a church programme for singles at 5:00pm, i don't miss JAS @houseontherock.
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Upaka(f): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2016
jomagibs:
Missed church bcux my Frnd came ova early and He deceived me cux he went to the kitchen and prepared coconut rice.

* in Jenifas voice* are you a jeun koko pewsin??
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2016
DucheSsMerezz:
Chaii.. Shoro niyen angry
Any probs?
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2016
DucheSsMerezz:
Chaii.. Shoro niyen angry
oya mi lenu oo grin
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2016
herbie27:
It rained heavily here till past 11, woke up at 11.

Will be going for a church programme for singles at 5:00pm, i don't miss JAS @houseontherock.

I am a single too...

Where is the party Programme at?

lol...
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
DucheSsMerezz:
I did go.. First time in the last 5weeksgrin

Chaiii Lord av mercy
grin
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:00pm On Jul 10, 2016
suzan404:
oya mi lenu oo grin

Please, explain that Yoruba for me...
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by jomagibs: 4:01pm On Jul 10, 2016
Upaka:


* in Jenifas voice* are you a jeun koko pewsin??
Don't know oh. embarassed my mama No tell me weda I be see akamu pepsi
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 10, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


I am a single too...

Where is the party Programme at?

lol...
Not a party, a relationship discussion for singles are those planning to tie the nots.

Sani Abacha road G.R.A @house on the rock church...PH.

JAS meaning Jesus Alternative Service.... cheesy not the party one.
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by iamkingzlee(m): 4:03pm On Jul 10, 2016
Rain cry
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2016
herbie27:
Not a party, a relationship discussion for singles are those planning to tie the nots.

Sani Abacha road G.R.A @house on the rock church...PH.

JAS meaning Jesus Alternative Service.... cheesy not the party one.

Chai... oya, let me come and be going..

Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by firstking01(m): 4:47pm On Jul 10, 2016
Sorry, i don't miss church on sundays.
Re: Why Did You Miss Church Today? by firstking01(m): 4:51pm On Jul 10, 2016
Sorry, i don't miss church on sundays....

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