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10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by 0ubenji(m): 3:26pm On Jul 18, 2016
1. BANANA SHAPE: The name for this shape is obvious. This kind of penis is shaped just like a banana, they usually bend downward when erect. Now ladies, you need to be careful with this one, they are very deceptive, because when they are erected, it appears small due to the bending nature but when it gets in there, you could be surprised at the length it can go. So be very careful if you want to go doggy on this one, because you might not walk home properly. The best position for this kind of penis is the missionary position. Due to it’s bending nature and the angle the clitoris is located, it will surely be rubbing against your sweet bud throughout the thrusting. It also has the tendency of hitting the center of gravity due to it’s bending nature. Woman on top is also another position that best suits this type of penis.
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2. HAMMER SHAPE: Ladies, in your life time, you might come across a penis shaped like a hammer, don’t laugh, it really exists. With this type of penis, the head of the penis is big while the shaft is small, giving it that kind of hammer-like look. You can still find a banana shaped penis with a hammer shaped penis or other shapes which also have a hammer shape. Hammer shaped penis are good at every position because you can feel the head touching all the insides of your inner walls, the only disadvantage is that, you might not get that clitoral stimulation during intercourse due to the size of the shaft, but it can surely hit that center of gravity. Deep penetrations are not good for hammer shaped joysticks, shallow penetrations are the best since the center of gravity is not that far and due to the shape of the head, it can easily rub against the center of gravity.
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3. “C” SHAPE: This type of penis is shaped like the letter C bending to the right when erect. Usually some men develop this kind of shape due to a disease known as Peyronie’s disease. Others get it from accidents, while with some men it’s because of how they hide their boner in their pants, bending it to the right. If you recollect above, I stated the penis does not have a bone in it and so the direction you give to it is the angle it will grow to. C shaped joysticks are not all that satisfying but when it comes to the spooning position, you will love it. Just in case you don’t know what the spooning position is, it’s when the man penetrates from behind while they both lie side ways on the bed. The saddle position is also good for the C shaped penis. In the saddle position, the man sits on a chair or sofa, while the woman sits on it side ways. Some women might find it weird but what you need to know is that, when the penis enters the vagina, usually because there’s no bones in it, the vagina is able to correct some of these shapes, thereby straightening it.
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4. “S” SHAPE: If you thought the ‘C’ shaped penis was weird then wait till you hear about the ‘S’ shaped. This type of penis is shaped like the letter ‘S’, bending to the right and then to the left and to the right again. Women who have ever come across this type of penis usually write it off as it will be unable to perform but surprisingly they do perform. The ‘S’ shaped penis is not all that satisfying but they are good at giving you that tingling effect and it also depends on the man. Some men are good at using what they have, if you come across one of them, then that’s lucky for you. It’s also because of an accident, a circumcision gone wrong or bad habit of storing the member.
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5. ALIGUNTUNGUI: Please note, this has nothing in common with the song, “aliguntugui”. This penis is shaped like the soar sop, hence the name. Aliguntugui is the local name for a sour sop in the Ga language from West Africa, Ghana. The fruit popularly known among Ghanaian folks as “sweet apple”. This type of penis is what we will simply term as a “Fat Penis”, it’s usually short, measuring about 4 to 5 inches in length but very wide and big in width. The width sometimes measures between 4 to 6 inches depending on the man and during intercourse, it feels like when you have your mouth full with water. It’s the kind of penis that enters you and you feel like you’re in the labour theater about to give birth. Any position is good for this kind of penis, so far as you have a wide opening and it definitely will give you that satisfaction because it will fill every nook and cranny of your vagina, scraping all your inner walls. If you don’t lubricate much during sex, then I won’t advice you to attempt this kind of penis but if you still want to be adventurous, you can go for a lubricant, they are available in pharmacy shops.
Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by 0ubenji(m): 3:28pm On Jul 18, 2016
6. MUSHROOM SHAPE: The mushroom shaped penis is
slightly similar to the hammer shaped penis, the only
difference is the mushroom shaped penis are usually
small in size and also the head is more like an umbrella,
just as a mushroom is shaped. The best position for this
kind of penis is the doggy style because usually they
don’t hurt that much and in the doggy position, they give
you much satisfaction because during thrusting, the head
will be rubbing against your clitoris giving you that sweet
sensation you always crave for.

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7. PENCIL SHAPE: This type of penis is the type that appears
to be very straight but needs a closer look to ascertain
it’s straightness but at a distance they appear very
straight and slim. Sometimes it’s difficult to separate the
head from the shaft, it all appears to be on the same
level. Usually they are long and penetration from this
kind of penis can hit the cervix directly causing pain for
some women, just like poking someone’s eye with a
pencil. If you’re a woman with a wide opening, it’s
advisable to avoid this kind of penis because it can
hardly give you that kind of satisfaction but the position
to go for with this type is the woman on top. This gives
you the opportunity to control distance it can travel but if
you are carried away by the excitement and end up
poking places it’s not suppose to, that will be your own
headache. Doggy style is a no! no! for this type but
spooning is okay with it.

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8. CARROT SHAPE: The carrot shaped is one of the most
loved penis by women, due to the gradual satisfaction it
provides as the heat gets on. This type of penis has a
smaller head with a bigger shaft. The shaft is rather
bigger than the head. Unlike the hammer and mushroom
head, you don’t feel it during penetration but as it goes
deeper, you begin to feel it occupying all the inner walls.
Deep penetration is good for this type of penis and so it’s
good to go for doggy with this type, if you ever come
across one. Missionary also works perfect with is type of
penis. Aside that, it’s also okay with all types of positions
too, but the most satisfying are the earlier mentioned
ones.

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9. “VEINY” JOYSTICK: This type of penis could be any of the
types above but has a lot of veins that clearly shows
when erected making it look pumped up and rough when
erected. It looks very rough with full of veins well
pumped up and ready to perform. Most women love to
see the veins on a man’s member and goes crazy when
she sees it lined with all those veins. If you’re that type,
then you might want to search for this kind of penis. It’s
very satisfying as the rough nature of the penis makes it
feel like it’s vibrating within you giving you that
sensation. All positions you come up with is okay with
this type of penis. You will still get the satisfaction you
need.

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10. BOOMERANG SHAPE: A boomerang is a thrown tool that is
shaped like a stick broken in the middle and turns back
to the owner after hitting it’s target, don’t get too excited,
this penis does not do that. This penis is just shaped like
the tool slightly similar to the ‘C’ shaped penis but this
one appears to be like it’s broken in the middle making it
bend to the right or left. The bend side can also give you
and extra satisfaction apart from what the real one will
do because it makes it seem like an extra meat lodging in
a different direction. The penis usually develop this
shape due to the Peyronie’s disease or how it is stored in
the pants. You must be creative and innovative if you
stumble against this one. You decide which best will suit
Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by theunnamed: 3:28pm On Jul 18, 2016
Pinshure or...
Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by IHATEPUZZY(m): 3:33pm On Jul 18, 2016
mtchew

Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by ForeverYoung197(f): 3:37pm On Jul 18, 2016
I'm not good in imagining things like this but OP Let me know if you need some pictures to support your thread. Maybe I can share some of my ex's trunk . Just trunk. cool
Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by HDee(m): 3:52pm On Jul 18, 2016
Seriously! I can't help it but to laugh at some point... With they way the op described how each joystick functions.. The 5th on though.. grin
Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by HDee(m): 3:52pm On Jul 18, 2016
Seriously! I can't help it but to laugh at some point... With they way the op described how each joystick functions.. The 5th one though.. grin
Re: 10 Basic Joystick Shapes (analysis) by onstelly(f): 3:55pm On Jul 18, 2016
Pictures nko

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