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8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by kratosonofzeus: 9:28pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
1. "Promise me you will not initiate Sex when I come" Some ladies will tell you to promise not to do anything silly when they come. This is a usually a sarcastic statement they often use to test a guy if he's indeed a man. Just when you invite a lady to your house and tells you on the phone that you to make a solemn not to initiate sex during her visitation, be sure that she's only being sarcastic. This is common with teenagers 2. "I don't like Dull Guys" I have been tagged a dull guy by many ladies an this is because I don't have the courage to initiate love making, or perhaps, I don't even know where to start from. As a matter of shame, when a lady visits me today her chances of paying me a subsequent visit is very slim. One even visit me last year and after she had spent five hours with me she began to ring to my ears that she hates to visits dull guys. Could you believe she called me as soon as she got to her house and started using sango and ogun to swear for me if I ever call her. 3. Your lips are Sexy To lure a guy into love making, some ladies will keep staring at you and will confess that your lips are sexy and conspicuously succulent. This means that she wouldn't mind locking lips with you. 4. "Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?" Another way many ladies lure guys to bed is that they will focus on your joystick region just to know if it's above its default state.. The moment your obviously frustrated joystick exceeds its normal level, she will shake her head telling you how disappointed she is, and that she never expected your joystick to be erected. Most times, I use pillow to cover my joystick region so that a man of God like me will not fall for this temptation. 5. "I'm having body pains, Can you Massage Me? To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don't need to tell you what will happen next. 6. "Don't play **** movie here oooo" Just when open your videos folder on your laptop to play a movie and she tells you not to play **** oooo otherwise she will vacate the room for you. Be rest assured that she definitely wants you to say something nasty so that argument and rough play will kick start. 7. "I hope you are the only one at home?" Prior to her arrival she might inquire if you're the only one at home and if you say "yes"; she will smile and tell you to be prepared for her "prepare for her? . Guys note that when a lady is curious to know if you are the only one in the house she definitely wants to know whether your kid brothers will not be lucifer that will cause distraction 8. "There's heat, come and fan Me" Some ladies will tell you they are feeling heat, therefore, they need you to fan them with perhaps hand fan. When you are fanning her a metre away, she will tell you to come close jhooor, and before you know kissing and cuddling don start and the rest is history. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by daewoorazer(m): 9:31pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
9. 'I wont be staying long o, so be quick with wateva u wana say' what av we shy guys done wrong 5 Likes |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by kratosonofzeus: 9:31pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Girls I fear una o |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Cc Tosyne2much |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by AngelAhnie(f): 9:33pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
All I can picture about the write -up is a weak guy 1 Like |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by DR1SKLEF(m): 9:35pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Was here. |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Adaowerri111: 9:37pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Teen seduction lol |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by kratosonofzeus: 9:38pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
AngelAhnie: |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Nightie(f): 9:45pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Dé ja vu. M I d only one feeling lyk dis write-up is stale? No offence, op. |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by tosyne2much(m): 9:46pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
I'm the sole writer of this article and I believe that plagiarism shouldn't be allowed on this platform www.nairaland.com/3024201/10-statements-ladies-normally-use Cc Lalasticlala 1 Like |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by tosyne2much(m): 9:48pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
JixNation:Boss thanks for bringing to my notice |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
tosyne2much: Why thanking me?? What are friends for?? |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by PigMeat: 9:51pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
scrolls down through the videos and pictures on your phone only to avoid the videos pastor chris's teachings and images and play the adult movies, and she be like *"whats this stuff doing here in your phone. What are they for"*? And i will be like "give me this thing joor" *diving on her* and u see her struggling the phone with me "i say! Is say!! Gimme this thing". *For the sake of this children wey dey carry their parents phones log in nairaland i reserve the rest* 1 Like |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Topestbilly(m): 10:43pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
LoL |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by VizzyVic(m): 10:51pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
AngelAhnie: |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by callMeAlpha(m): 10:53pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Was a victim |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by wtfCode: 11:19pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
so, what next now? |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by stevecantrell: 12:22am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Nos 2,4 and 6 are spot on... |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:45am On Jul 20, 2016 |
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Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by KdotThaTruth88: 1:57am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Op is busted, he slept on it. . . . .he is a dead guy |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Nobody: 5:41am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Abegy, statements and tactics no de finish |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by Nobody: 8:38am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by ruggedtimi(m): 8:39am On Jul 20, 2016 |
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Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by tosyne2much(m): 12:37pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy:Egbon, where you turn woman now? |
Re: 8 Statements Girls Use To Lure (shy) Guys To Bed by lalasticlala(m): 1:25pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
tosyne2much: |
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