Hi kids. It's me, your mama.
I'm so sorry dearies for delaying you . It's due to a lot of circumstances that I can list out.
First of all, meet your god-mother naughtynaughty . You will love her. She's beautiful with the 'right things in the right places' . I will gist you where I met her and sandoski. You will love the story.

Kids, when coming, don't come alone please. I need twins. Yes, two girls first and two boys five years later . I like the idea of going inside the labour room twice and come out with four wonderful kids.

So, i'm working on the most important thing. YOUR DAD. I want the best for you and also for me . I wanna get us our best friend. I don't care how long it will take me but I will definitely get him for us. A man that is man enough to be the man of the house. Our playmate, agemate, our protector, my first baby which will be your elder brother, our gistmate, OUR Everything.

Kids, remember to bring Beauty and brains please. You won't be disappointed by US, I promise.

Hmmmmm, kids, I have one solid rule. No dating till 18/21 (I will choose the best age later). Yes, guys promise pleaseeee. I don't want you to make any mistake in that aspect.

I will be here for you and I promise you the best in this world. I will be your EVERYTHING. It's not gonna be easy but I will give it by best shot. I will gist you how I met your Dad. I'm hoping that story/memory will always make me cry(tears of joy thou) I will be your best friend, your age mate, your heaven on earth. I will make our home the paradise for you and Dad . I'm gentle like that , ask anybody but I'm very 'interesting'. I will gist you all about when I was still 'single', what I faced and how I conquered it. . You will learn from my mistakes. I will welcome you home with my open arms whenever we have our 'mother-child' fights. Meanwhile, I have the best mother in the world, the best father that gave me the sweetest name and two annoying sweet naughty brothers o. They are all waiting for you.

All im saying is that 'be patient" over there. Mama loves you already and I can't wait to hold you in my arms.

I will also show you this 'open letter' and you will see the 'bashers' at work , don't mind them. If we don't have them here, how will this place be interesting

Cant wait to b a mother holding my bundle of joy in my hands

I want twins twice too

halfricanadian:
Cant wait to b a mother holding my bundle of joy in my hands

I want twins twice too

you no want twins in a dozen?

fairlyusedpant:

you no want twins in a dozen?

lol

All these ladies shouting you can't wait to be a mother. Una no dey fvck? Una dey fvck but still you go use contraceptive to prevent the baby from coming. Go and fvck, don't use contraceptive. There you have it, you are on your way of becoming a mother.

Useless post.

As if you are not already fvcking some cheap guy. Why not just go fvck that d!ck and bring the baby?

I'm sure your kids are not in a rush because they know the hole they would come out from is already suffering from wear-and-tear as a result of many d!cks.

Also tell them how you ride that big nigeria d!cks. Also tell them the total number of big fat Dicks that you played cowgirl on top

Nonsense

smh..females, interesting species you guys are...just tooooo emotional about everything,hmm today it's a letter to future husband,tomorrow it's a letter to future kids,the day after tomorrow it's another letter to the grandkids,una no de tire?lol too much telemundo is bad for your health.

Also remind the kids how you wasted up to 20 of them with contraceptives and condoms ooo...

If you don't tell them, I will...

Strahovski2:
Useless post.

As if you are not already fvcking some cheap guy. Why not just go fvck that d!ck and bring the baby?

I'm sure your kids are not in a rush because they know the hole they would come out from is already suffering from wear-and-tear as a result of many d!cks.

Also tell them how you ride that big nigeria d!cks. Also tell them the total number of big fat Dicks that you played cowgirl on top

Nonsense

HahahahahahahahHa... Murder..

remember to tell them how you aborted 6 of their brothers when u were busy doing ashawö upandan.

Indeed! you are a dreamer

Let me knw when you wake up


FYI, when it comes to marriage...a dream u dream alone is only a dream, but a dream u dream together is reality.

Strahovski2:
Useless post.

As if you are not already fvcking some cheap guy. Why not just go fvck that d!ck and bring the baby?

I'm sure your kids are not in a rush because they know the hole they would come out from is already suffering from wear-and-tear as a result of many d!cks.

Also tell them how you ride that big nigeria d!cks. Also tell them the total number of big fat Dicks that you played cowgirl on top

Nonsense

Harsh404

BiafraBushBoy:
Also remind the kids how you wasted up to 20 of them with contraceptives and condoms ooo...

If you don't tell them, I will...

she should tell them how she have rejected mr right 100 times

Donpoker9:



she should tell them how she have rejected mr right 100 times

People like Op are girls that end up with Carpenters and bricklayers..

So no need for Mr right..
Any1 is right to her... lol

op u deserve flogging seriously

So kids will leave "heaven" to come to earth and risk going to hell?
Africans n ignorance

BiafraBushBoy:

People like Op are girls that end up with Carpenters and bricklayers..

So no need for Mr right..
Any1 is right to her... lol

hahahahaha....i swear down

Everybody has the right to dream big.. So op, dream on

Strahovski2:
Useless post.

As if you are not already fvcking some cheap guy. Why not just go fvck that d!ck and bring the baby?

I'm sure your kids are not in a rush because they know the hole they would come out from is already suffering from wear-and-tear as a result of many d!cks.

Also tell them how you ride that big nigeria d!cks. Also tell them the total number of big fat Dicks that you played cowgirl on top

Nonsense

Kai...u dey..vex o..who provoke u like dis?..chill...

Awww somehow dis writeup makes my miss my mum ..
Mums r just the best gift from God to everyone .
Bestie Neva born sef Bt she don alrdy get gud sweet plans for her children.. How sweet

Can't wait to be a mum myself .. Just 9months after my marriage don't want any long wait. Bestie twins?? Choii

God bless my mum
Hit LIKE if u love ur mum too and SHARE if u love ur dad more

ashewoboy:
All these ladies shouting you can't wait to be a mother. Una no dey fvck? Una dey fvck but still you go use contraceptive to prevent the baby from coming. Go and fvck, don't use contraceptive. There you have it, you are on your way of becoming a mother.

Damn, you nailed it. No chill at all.

Strahovski2:
Useless post.

As if you are not already fvcking some cheap guy. Why not just go fvck that d!ck and bring the baby?

I'm sure your kids are not in a rush because they know the hole they would come out from is already suffering from wear-and-tear as a result of many d!cks.

Also tell them how you ride that big nigeria d!cks. Also tell them the total number of big fat Dicks that you played cowgirl on top

Nonsense

CC: Dominique

torqque7:
smh..females, interesting species you guys are...just tooooo emotional about everything,hmm today it's a letter to future husband,tomorrow it's a letter to future kids,the day after tomorrow it's another letter to the grandkids,una no de tire?lol too much telemundo is bad for your health.

Seen

BiafraBushBoy:
Also remind the kids how you wasted up to 20 of them with contraceptives and condoms ooo...

If you don't tell them, I will...

ok, seen

BARRIKADE:
remember to tell them how you aborted 6 of their brothers when u were busy doing ashawö upandan.

okay

dgalon:
Indeed! you are a dreamer

Let me knw when you wake up


FYI, when it comes to marriage...a dream u dream alone is only a dream, but a dream u dream together is reality.

Seen

Donpoker9:




she should tell them how she have rejected mr right 100 times

aiit

naughtynaughty:
Awww somehow dis writeup makes my miss my mum ..
Mums r just the best gift from God to everyone .
Bestie Neva born sef Bt she don alrdy get gud sweet plans for her children.. How sweet

Can't wait to be a mum myself .. Just 9months after my marriage don't want any long wait. Bestie twins?? Choii

God bless my mum
Hit LIKE if u love ur mum too and SHARE if u love ur dad more

oremi

I saw a baby today, chaai! She's so so cute.
I can't wait oo but I will like to enjoy sex with husby after wedding oo. No rushing to having kids

MissHatey:
aiit

Dont mind them everyone has a RIGHT to do wat dey want, dream wat dey want, reject who dey dont want, be with who dey want etc

Even God gave man a choice

Who den are d mofo HUMANS who hell awaits like really quick

I embrace ur wish

U will b an amazing mum u so mch fun to b with ur kids will enjoy ur company

halfricanadian:
Cant wait to b a mother holding my bundle of joy in my hands

I want twins twice too

yeah
Me too oo.
I hope it comes lyk dat or I just stop at my 2nd born.

halfricanadian:


Dont mind them everyone has a RIGHT to do wat dey want, dream wat dey want, reject who dey dont want, be with who dey want etc

Even God gave man a choice

Who den are d mofo HUMANS who hell awaits like really quick

I embrace ur wish

U will b an amazing mum u so mch fun to b with ur kids will enjoy ur company

awwwww
Thanks love.
Me? Mind who?
Nairalaners I get tym ni? Lol.