Good Morning Nairalanders and a happy new month. I was going through topics in the front page and I came across a topic: "What Happened during the First Experience of My Menstruation" so it struck me that maybe I should share my First Ejaculation Experience..

I literally grew up in a Family where sexuality topics were super odd, I remember asking mum how babies were made when I was in my primary 5 and she said: "babies fall from heaven into a woman's womb and then the babies are later vomited"
I really accepted her definition for a long time until I gained admission into a Federal Unity School..

My Al ma Mater didn't help matters, during integrated science classes bothering on reproduction, the teacher would deliberately avoid exploring the sub topics..

Then in my JSS 3, we boys (I was a border) started having all these weird sexuality discussions, I got my first glimpse of porn movies at this stage and then one day, I dreamt and in my dream, I saw this girl (Chinenye Ebiri Kalu) she was the hottest beauty in my set then and the 1st crush I ever had. She seduced me in the dream, made love to me so vigorously and then I felt like I wanted to wee wee, I woke up physically, felt this unexplained euphoria and so much pleasure coursing through my body like never before and I felt my manhood shooting out these hot thick pap-like fluid straight into my boxer short..

I ran to the dormitory bathroom immediately, cleaned my self up as much as I can and I felt this guilt/depression all over me, it was my 1st, it certainly wasn't the last.. that was my experience, what's yours?...

Cc: Rocktation, farano:

hmmn counter attack thread owk....

Mine flooded our community for 2days caused many havoc, wrecking houses, sinking cars just imagine it mehn it was a powerful expulsion like hancock's have u watched Hancock??

ok let b serious...

After a 3hours marathon wetdream about Bose my klassmate, my junior bro yelled ..."den den den i will tell mommi dat you drank her Ogi " immediately I jumped up i thought it was akamu so I quickly lick it up b4 anyone would tell Daddy I stole part of the pap...



but guess what










for days I was confused, cos it never taste like mom's akamu...










it smelled and tasted like...










WATER*GUMM.




but recently it tastes like lollipop,

is it just me or did the guy above me lick his seed

koolet:
ok let b serious...

After a 3hours marathon wetdream about Bose my klassmate, my junior bro yelled ..."den den den i will tell mommi dat you drank her Ogi " immediately I jumped up i thought it was akamu so I quickly lick it up b4 anyone would tell Daddy I stole part of the pap...



but guess what










for days I was confused, cos it never taste like mom's akamu...










it smelled and tasted like...










WATER*GUMM.




ehmm but recently,,, choii it smells like Choki-Choki and tastes like lollipop, iffa lie ask muk*na

What did i just read?

cazchukwu:
What did i just read?

you've just read a joke bro no hard feelings

cazchukwu:

What did i just read?

you've just read a joke bro ....happy new month NL

Must there be a counter thread for every topic

koolet:
you've just read a joke bro ....happy new month NL

Boys no laff, i no laff, my dog no laff.
Guy slap yaself!!

koolet:
ok let b serious...

After a 3hours marathon wetdream about Bose my klassmate, my junior bro yelled ..."den den den i will tell mommi dat you drank her Ogi " immediately I jumped up i thought it was akamu so I quickly lick it up b4 anyone would tell Daddy I stole part of the pap...



but guess what










for days I was confused, cos it never taste like mom's akamu...










it smelled and tasted like...










WATER*GUMM.




but recently it tastes like lollipop,

hahaha... for real?