Nl moderator is d most difficult to explain. Chike what do u do for a living? Dad I ban people for a living

When I told me mom I wanted to study "cyber security science" she was like "ewoo my son wants to work in a cyber cafe biko you are my only son don't disgrace me" she cried the whole night I explained to her 4 wia she didn't agree she said its either mech eng or notn until I do stubborn head get the admission now am getting money wen Eva she's talking to her friends she be like " my son studied cyber security" working with effcc he has a big house in abuja she just can't control her happiness

When I told me mom years back I wanted to study "cyber security science" she was like "ewoo my son wants to work in a cyber cafe biko you are my only son don't disgrace me" she cried the whole night I explained to her 4 wia she didn't agree she said its either mech eng or notn until I do stubborn head get the admission now am getting money wen Eva she's talking to her friends she be like " my son studied cyber security" working with effcc he has a big house in abuja she just can't control her happiness

Flickzvill:
When I told me mom I wanted to study "cyber security science" she was like "ewoo my son wants to work in a cyber cafe biko you are my only son don't disgrace me" she cried the whole night I explained to her 4 wia she didn't agree she said its either mech eng or notn until I do stubborn head get the admission now am getting money wen Eva she's talking to her friends she be like " my son studied cyber security" working with effcc he has a big house in abuja she just can't control her happiness

Thank God you insisted on being stubborn then, now you are balling the cash and everyone is happy.

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

The snake thread part really cracked up, Wallahi! I don choke on top my meatless rice o

obi somto the photographer aka big face...

oluwasegun007:


a 35 yr old parent whose first child is 17yrs, is a new generation parent....

K.. Didn't think of it dat way tho....

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

You no well o. See as u murder the guy.

SmathGate:


http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/jobs-nigerian-parents-understand/

are you a photographer?

KillerBeauty:
Just imagine a girl who is a doctor bringing her boyfriend home for the first time and introducing him to her parents as a photographer, blogger or DJ.
Hmmm dem go just faint

What if the work is paying heavily kon.
How will dey react?

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

You should try comedy ...

Ay gat nothing on you

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SmathGate:



http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/jobs-nigerian-parents-understand/

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

DanielGb:


What if the work is paying heavily kon.
How will dey react?

They will tell their daughter that the boy is lying.

He's either a fraudster or ritualist.

Nwa m nwanyi, blogging/photography no dey give that kind money

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

Classy.. . Really laughing out loud here

Parents you say?... I am not yet a parent, im in my 30s. And i doubt i will be comfortable with my kids opting for some of these professions straight out of high school.

I will encourage them for sure... To pursue passion. But also teach them to be able to combine stuff.
Be a lawyer, yet a musician. Be an artist and a photographer. Studying engineering or medicine and be a blogger (Vlogger). (did i hear smone say jack of all trade?)

My tot.... its usually safer to hv a fall back plan, just incase u decide that photography or whatever is no longer paying the bills. Maybe i am old school at heart, but i will never forgive myself as a parent if i let my kid go to school to study smthing he/she can still excel at without necessarily having a degeee at it... Esp a first degree.

Computer science, then become a programmer, bus admin and be a fashion designer, etc etc.

Parents will never take time to understand their children. I can relate with the pressing lappy part

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

Lwkmd!!!......guy did I tell u that u just stole the show?

Singapore1:
NA MY OWN WORST PASS

people think na yahoo i dey do
the thing don tire me sef

you go explain and explain

Bros wat do u do? A programmer? Please.... Am really dying hard to learn programming. Any ideas to where I can learn around Ibadan pls.

you are on point OP!!!

Stripping now don be certified job for gals

KillerBeauty:
Just imagine a girl who is a doctor bringing her boyfriend home for the first time and introducing him to her parents as a photographer, blogger or DJ.
Hmmm dem go just faint

Blogger shouldn't be in ur list. It is a kind of one-man-modern-electronic-journalism. It will be appreciated by parents.

My dad still find it hard to understand my profession till today. He want a lawyer but i opt for something totally different in the university.

Professional Gamer

I can't imagine how Naija parents will respond to this. I don't think they'll take you seriously at all.

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

Bat.... Guyzzzzzz!

kingofthejungle:
after you done go school finish you go say na nairaland moderator u come be

Rolling on the Floor. laffing my Butt out.

teejaypee:

then why don't you try explaining

I explain to people who ask me.

Dammiesugar:

I explain to people who ask me.

okay! now I'm asking. . . Can you explain to me?

CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...

LWKMH