Y do ppl say "no offense" right b4 dey probably offend u
with an insult.
e.g No offense, but I hate the way u talk.

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Y are Nigerian new-borns/babies always bouncing sef?
e.g she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy.

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Y do CAC churches specifically call the name of Jesus 3x
times b4 the prayer point commences.

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Y wud someone come to u wit a gist dat begins wit "guess
what!" And the person sharply tels u what'z up without even
lettin u do d guess at all..so annoying.

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Y wud I save and trust my moni wit a Nigerian bank and I
can't contact their customer care for free. Nonsense.

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Y wud Nigerian parents ask u angrily "are u a fool?"
Repeatedly..knowing u dare not answer the question.

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Y do African parents give coded meanings to YES and
NO...growing up wit African parents will make one
understand dat ur parents cud mean YES when they point-
blankly tel u NO, openly...#SoAnnoying.

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Y must catholics hold the crucifix(may or may not be
attached to a rosary) of Jesus to feel the powerful presence
of the lord, yet they agree he's omnipresent ...#NoOffence.

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Y someone wud say her hobby is washing...azzin..were u
born in a washing machine?.

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y wud someone claim BLACK as a favorite color..hian..were
u delivered in the dark?.

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Y do we humans conclude God is a he(like I did above)..are
we even sure?.

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Y is polygamy barbaric to civilization and polyandry is not?.

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Matthew, Mark, Luke and John gave conflicting accounts of
the life of Jesus christ..but Y was Luke's own the most
acceptable? yet 2 were Jesus's disciples..I thought the
witness shud av the most accurate account.

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Y wud someone begin a statement with "I hate to say this
but" when dey av clearly stated their hatred for what dey r
abt to say? ..so why stil go ahead and say it..mtcheew..

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Y wud doctors say "alcohol kills slowly?"...not like alcoholics
are in a hurry to die anyways..makes sense for em'.

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Y does the name/title 'errandBOY" never change, no matter
the age of the person involved.

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Y is it that the only thing u find worth living for, is the very
same thing worth dying for? Really baffles me.

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Y must one make a significant number of enemies in the
music business to be considered a dope rapper?.

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Y are hausa lunatics so scarce on the streets? Or northerners
don't get mad?.

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Y has it never been recorded in history that an igbo man cut
another out of anger, sinx a cutlass is the 1st and only tin
dey carry weneva provoked..#NollywoodSaysSo.

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Y do ppl use "just listen to urself" when they want to call u a
fool.

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Y steven seagal neva gets a single stain or punch from his
opponents in his movies?
Abeg I need answers....

Right now singing olamide story for the gods, the gods o. op no offense.

SAINTSAMURAI:
Right now singing olamide story for the gods, the gods o.
op no offense.

Lolz..."Just listen to urself"

obiorathesubtle:
Why don't we see burial posters of albinos? Abi don't they die??

Haha...really baffling it is...juz occurred to me

obiorathesubtle:
Why don't we see burial posters of albinos? Abi don't they die??

No offense and I hate to say this but Obiora ike mbe, just listen to yourself?? ?

obiorathesubtle:
I get irritated when you quote me #no offence.

Lols..Ok but guess what , i wont quote you again and if you quote me, Ara ga agba gi..#No offense