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Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 5:23pm On Jan 03, 2010
f9.
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 5:35pm On Jan 03, 2010
Pharoh:

Hmm she don chop you before?
are u curiouse to knw?

lysaa:

never! if i lie make i unclothed baf for bafroom.
Pharaw u see now?
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 5:41pm On Jan 03, 2010
wetin u see? shocked
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 5:52pm On Jan 03, 2010
Phemour:

are u curiouse to knw?
Pharaw u see now?

Yes i am so i don't fall inside the same pit na.

I see say she dey swell to prove the truth na.
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2010
Pay forrit.
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:00pm On Jan 03, 2010
I fit pay with jokes? grin
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by gidson12(m): 10:29am On Jan 04, 2010
Which kind dream i even dream last nit sef, i just find my self naked with one fine okpeke, as i say make i slot my debit card inside the ATM machine, nai my phone just ring wake me up. My ppl una gudmonin,
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 11:27am On Jan 04, 2010
your pervy-twisted-deluded-demented-dysfunctional-warped mind needs transformation. yo heard? goodmorning.
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 11:33am On Jan 04, 2010
Good morning lysaa smiley I am tired of all these dirty talking flying everywhere in the jokes section this new year.
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 11:39am On Jan 04, 2010
the section needs fumigation, we need to kill those bad eggs coming alive. tongue
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 11:47am On Jan 04, 2010
Yes ooo we need sanity this new year and i believe there has been some kind of infiltration from the romance/sexuality section. cheesy
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 11:55am On Jan 04, 2010
so when do we start? cheesy
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 11:56am On Jan 04, 2010
u know? well, search me, i don't go to such unholy outrageously sinful sections tongue. takes a duck till God only knows
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 12:02pm On Jan 04, 2010
Ben-10:

so when do we start? cheesy

See Jamb question, U better read bitwin the lines cheesy

lysaa:

u know? well, search me, i don't go to such unholy outrageously sinful sections tongue. takes a duck till God only knows

Are you sure of standing behind this statement in the Jokes Section High Court. grin
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:05pm On Jan 04, 2010
pls don't ask me pls dont ask, ignore me now i'm a fly. tongue
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 12:12pm On Jan 04, 2010
Only if you will cut a deal with me fast fast. grin
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:20pm On Jan 04, 2010
hmm. thats kinda hard but i'll pass.
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 12:28pm On Jan 04, 2010
Didn't get that sorry cheesy
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:33pm On Jan 04, 2010
grin olodo rapata, i mean whats d deal anywayz? undecided
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 12:47pm On Jan 04, 2010
I no blame you, na old age dey worry grand pa like me grin

4 Dat insult i done make the deal more stringent 4u,

So are u ready to role? grin

Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:56pm On Jan 04, 2010
u too dey beat around bush abi u be scout?
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 1:14pm On Jan 04, 2010
Nah i no be scout na sh lipsrsealed :-Xs dey worry me.

The deal be say if you cheesy
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 1:54pm On Jan 04, 2010
Pharoh:

Nah i no be scout na sh lipsrsealed :-Xs dey worry me.

The deal be say if you

[size=2pt]Clean up that blunder wey i make and private chat with me then i no go charge you to court[/size]. cheesy


i have my way of painting that up , not to worry but no private chat ok? tongue
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 2:17pm On Jan 04, 2010
Oya clean up my posts jare i don get the answers i want already  tongue
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 2:25pm On Jan 04, 2010
why is everywhere dry 2day?
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 2:35pm On Jan 04, 2010
u nor bring ur tanker to supply water.

Pharoh:

Oya clean up my posts jare i don get the answers i want already tongue
no thanks to u. hehehe
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by gidson12(m): 2:39pm On Jan 04, 2010
na wa oo grin, so because i share my dream with una, lysaa why u come dey attack me like this na, na only me u call all those things eh grin
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 2:40pm On Jan 04, 2010
Ben-10:

why is everywhere dry 2day?

Them find water go ya backyard  grin

lysaa:

no thanks to u. hehehe

Use that one take console your confidence till you wake up from your sleep.  tongue
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 2:49pm On Jan 04, 2010
console? abeg get a grip jor. Wetin dey there to console? na the way we role here, we throw our trash onhere, nada is real and not even close to the thing called dream. kapish? cheesy
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 3:09pm On Jan 04, 2010
I dey feel your point wella but use style clean that thing up bkuz no be u be the victim of mis-interpretation hia. cheesy

kapish ke abi you never here say every joke has some elements of lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 3:09pm On Jan 04, 2010
Hhmm
Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 3:13pm On Jan 04, 2010
here comes the bee. .Buzz Buzz Buzz!

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