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How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 5:57pm On Aug 12, 2016
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing
statements the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he
announces
.

"His wife was just missing. Everyone look at
those doors. His wife is going to walk in through those doors in about
30 seconds."
.
The entire court is silent and the jury stares at
the door as the lawyer and the defendant stare at them.

After a couple of minutes the lawyer says to everyone.
.
"See! If you were
so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn't be watching that
door!"
.

The jury goes into deliberation and comes back
almost immediately with a guilty verdict. One of the members of the jury actually noticed something remarkable about the man.
Why did the jury
convict him?
Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by EmperorLee(m): 6:01pm On Aug 12, 2016
Because the Jury is Crazy.
Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 6:02pm On Aug 12, 2016
EmperorLee:
Because the Jury is Crazy.
Lolz...try again!!
Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by cruzita(f): 6:10pm On Aug 12, 2016
because they didn't look

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Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by FreeWorld23: 6:12pm On Aug 12, 2016
Romance section, huh!?
Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by cowgirl9090: 6:16pm On Aug 12, 2016
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Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by shadeyinka(m): 6:25pm On Aug 12, 2016
Easy. Only the murdered woman's husband did NOT look at the Door.

He was the only one who was sure the wife was dead and cannot possibly come through the door.

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