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| How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 5:57pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements the man's lawyer surprises everyone when he announces . "His wife was just missing. Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to walk in through those doors in about 30 seconds." . The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stare at them. After a couple of minutes the lawyer says to everyone. . "See! If you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn't be watching that door!" . The jury goes into deliberation and comes back almost immediately with a guilty verdict. One of the members of the jury actually noticed something remarkable about the man. Why did the jury convict him? |
| Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by EmperorLee(m): 6:01pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Because the Jury is Crazy. |
| Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by Tomaxzyn1(m): 6:02pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
EmperorLee:Lolz...try again!! |
| Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by cruzita(f): 6:10pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
because they didn't look 1 Like |
| Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by FreeWorld23: 6:12pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Romance section, huh!? |
| Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by cowgirl9090: 6:16pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
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| Re: How Did They Know He Killed His Wife? by shadeyinka(m): 6:25pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Easy. Only the murdered woman's husband did NOT look at the Door. He was the only one who was sure the wife was dead and cannot possibly come through the door. 2 Likes |
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