Unto strolling things with my babe this evening, every saturday I prefer me and her stroll out with leg.(Romantic walk) So we got to this lonely road wey be say people nor too dey pass except on cars and okada. Na so we see money wey squeeze for ground. I rush ma carry the money my babe hold me back, "stupidity, do you know who dropped the money here, could b a ritualist, don't touch it"

Nai I reply her, "babe, this money pass 3k o, (na 1 1k note), me sef na ritualist nothing dey happen"

I reached for the money again, she shouted at me, if you touch that money I will leave you here and never talk to you again. Na so she vex leave me. Me nor know why she carry the matter for head like that o.

Nai I tell her say if its truly what she thinks it is, ritualist-ish, its better I use stick to push it into the bush make small small children nor go pick am then turn to goat or fowl. She agreed. I push the money enter bush and we waka comot. For my mind I know say I nor fit carry last. As a badt sharp guy, I con use style drop my house key for ground. We got to my house few minutes later, I search my pocket, no key, naim I shout, "babe, is my key with you"? She said no. I carry her purse check am well. I told her to follow me, make we go find the key together(na wash) she refused, say she don tire. Nai I carry my neighbor plastic chair give her make she sit down wait me. I dey go find my key.

I tear race reach the spot carry my key for ground, go inside the bush collect the money. My people, I counted the money and its a whooping 6k. For this economy. As I dey return back house, I use 1k5 buy suya for road. As am typing this now, na me and her dey chop the suya. She nor know.

Bros why u dey lie like this

I throw way salute for u....

donbenedict:
Bros why u dey lie like this

what!!!
You called me a liar?
Wait, are you calling me a liar?
Wait, did you call me a liar?
Wait first, why I go dey lie??

I believe you die na..

;Dinternet trolls are intelligent.

stupidity:
Unto strolling things with my babe this evening, every saturday I prefer me and her stroll out with leg.(Romantic walk) So we got to this lonely road wey be say people nor too dey pass except on cars and okada. Na so we see money wey squeeze for ground. I rush ma carry the money my babe hold me back, "stupidity, do you know who dropped the money here, could b a ritualist, don't touch it"

Nai I reply her, "babe, this money pass 3k o, (na 1 1k note), me sef na ritualist nothing dey happen"

I reached for the money again, she shouted at me, if you touch that money I will leave you here and never talk to you again. Na so she vex leave me. Me nor know why she carry the matter for head like that o.

Nai I tell her say if its truly what she thinks it is, ritualist-ish, its better I use stick to push it into the bush make small small children nor go pick am then turn to goat or fowl. She agreed. I push the money enter bush and we waka comot. For my mind I know say I nor fit carry last. As a badt sharp guy, I con use style drop my house key for ground. We got to my house few minutes later, I search my pocket, no key, naim I shout, "babe, is my key with you"? She said no. I carry her purse check am well. I told her to follow me, make we go find the key together(na wash) she refused, say she don tire. Nai I carry my neighbor plastic chair give her make she sit down wait me. I dey go find my key.

I tear race reach the spot carry my key for ground, go inside the bush collect the money. My people, I counted the money and its a whooping 6k. For this economy. As I dey return back house, I use 1k5
buy suya for road. As am typing this now, na me and her dey chop the suya. She nor know.

Lol, correct guy, oversense worri u

But what if as you pick the money, you come turn to goat?. cos it happens.

Na heavy agbero u be so.

my brother STUPIDITY u never cease to amaze me with ur madness.........thanks for keeping it real.

u are one of d people in d nigeria who promote corruption in nigeria.....................................................................................if i was d one i would nt even bother to glance twice..........









But if it was an iphone 6............... .;;;



















i may have cos i need a phone right now....












Buhari caused it