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“I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Priscy01(f): 6:33am On Oct 24, 2017
A Facebook User, Michelle Nwanks, has revealed that her humongous bosoms saved her life, when she was involved in a fatal accident.

Though Michelle didn’t narrate in details, But she just revealed that she’s alive, thanks to the natural Orange God blessed her with.

She wrote;
"I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE 3 DAYS AGO BUT MY BOOBS WHERE MY AIR BAG THEY SAVED MY LIFE SERIOUSLY FRIENDS NO JOKE HERE OOOO CAUSE Michelle NWanks NEARLY PASSED BUT I THANK GOD FOR GRACE. MERCY SAID NO ON MY BEHALF."

Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/i-almost-lost-my-life-3-days-ago-but-my.html

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Vizboy1: 6:38am On Oct 24, 2017
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by bamdly(m): 6:41am On Oct 24, 2017
can u give me some of those milky mam cos I really need for some natural observation

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by BigBelleControl(m): 6:42am On Oct 24, 2017
Some people can lie for attention.



Maybe her breast pops out airbag at any form of impact. Imagine her boyfriend wants to play with her melons and the thing just hit the guy's face like Anthony Joshua's blow.

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 6:43am On Oct 24, 2017
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


Attention Seeker

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 6:44am On Oct 24, 2017
Likely to be true.

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Neminc: 6:44am On Oct 24, 2017
Fake news. Just an attention seeking bitch

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Martinez19(m): 6:50am On Oct 24, 2017
Attention seeker. tongue

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by kolafolabi(m): 6:54am On Oct 24, 2017
Forget about the boobs, God is merciful

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by oyonu(m): 6:55am On Oct 24, 2017
Your breast is now an airbag? Lie lie u no come get small injury for breast?

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Bigbeard(m): 6:55am On Oct 24, 2017
Attention seeker oshi.

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by AlexCk: 6:58am On Oct 24, 2017
Natural airbags i presume.

But my question is, why do some people take every little thing that happens to them on social network?

Asking advises, or other meaningful things are understandable tho

Baffles me,

But as that popular meme says, 'wetn concern u'

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Fxmanager(m): 7:02am On Oct 24, 2017
Okay.
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by kunlesufyan(m): 7:06am On Oct 24, 2017
Are you thanking God or your boobs? Thunder that will fire this girl.

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by TechPanda(m): 7:14am On Oct 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


Attention Seeker

Savage grin

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Afonjashapmouth: 7:18am On Oct 24, 2017
Boobs Kuku call it my Airbag grin grin grin

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by nikkypearl(f): 7:22am On Oct 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


Attention Seeker
shocked shocked shocked

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by tosyne2much(m): 7:23am On Oct 24, 2017
I don't believe this

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by abercrombie(m): 7:24am On Oct 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


Attention Seeker
lol...niqqa u savage

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 7:27am On Oct 24, 2017
THE POWER OF BOOBS!!
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by HeWrites(m): 7:29am On Oct 24, 2017
grin

Lalasticlala
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by delugajackson: 7:34am On Oct 24, 2017
God is really great for creating boobs. They feed our babies, they serve as cushion/pillow to millions of men, they even save lives!

Isn't that wonderful?

You are blessed among women to have such massive and tempting balloons. My wife must possess this type of melons, that should be enough for the baby and me. Especially after a long day's job, I can finally have a place to rest my head.

Now, that is what I call inner peace.

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 7:37am On Oct 24, 2017
Lol... So ur boobs saved u
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by exlinklodge: 8:34am On Oct 24, 2017
chai

them don come again this morning
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by BornnAgainChild(f): 8:34am On Oct 24, 2017
Cheap advert undecided
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by slawomir: 8:34am On Oct 24, 2017
ok
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Factfinder1(m): 8:34am On Oct 24, 2017
Chest or breast
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by RationalTV: 8:35am On Oct 24, 2017
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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by KangaIye: 8:36am On Oct 24, 2017
Thank God for her natural airbag
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by 9japrof(m): 8:36am On Oct 24, 2017
Marketers are busy using every available means to sell products and services. The economy must be very hard for these B.i.t.c.h.e.s that they must use every available means to tell you what they've got.

More like companies who recession is biting hard who are looking for more opportunities to exploit more profit.


Shame fall on sh.itty ladies
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by enemyofprogress: 8:36am On Oct 24, 2017
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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