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Lessons Learnt. . . by Czarskit(m): 6:10pm On Sep 26, 2009
Four Years & Six Relationships have taught me the following:

1. One girl at a time is just right but a couple more will add to the fun (and troubles).

2. Money makes 'relationships' go round & girls come around.

3. Never believe that you are the only 'one', afterall she ain't the only one either.

4. When she's fed up, you can only postpone the break-up date; you can't make her change her mind.

5. A girl can only be replaced by yet another girl.

6. Hate it or Love it, we can't do without the 'other'.

7. Never try to impress her, you'll worsen the situation.

8. Once there, you can always return there (if you know what I mean grin).

9. Always have a 'spare' handy (unless you can predict accidents).

10. Lastly, keep in touch and she'll remain in touch as well.

What have you learnt? . . .
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Donvilo(m): 6:38pm On Sep 26, 2009
, undecided undecided angry angry angry angry
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by lonelypal(m): 7:44pm On Sep 26, 2009
grin ;DMr Gigolo,seems u ve had it all, the bad, the good and d ugly, lol
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by iice(f): 11:45pm On Sep 26, 2009
LMAO!
What have i learnt? Nothing that i've not always known grin
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by puskin: 12:58am On Sep 27, 2009
Czarskit:

Four Years & Six Relationships have taught me the following:

1. One girl at a time is just right but a couple more will add to the fun (and troubles).

2. Money makes 'relationships' go round & girls come around.

3. Never believe that you are the only 'one', afterall she ain't the only one either.

4. When she's fed up, you can only postpone the break-up date; you can't make her change her mind.

5. A girl can only be replaced by yet another girl.

6. Hate it or Love it, we can't do without the 'other'.

7. Never try to impress her, you'll worsen the situation.

8. Once there, you can always return there (if you know what I mean grin).

9. Always have a 'spare' handy (unless you can predict accidents).

10. Lastly, keep in touch and she'll remain in touch as well.

What have you learnt? . . .


Some true CRAZY talk.
I concur with U in all points.

In addition. . . . . . . . .

Never keep them too near and neither too far away from U.

You can't live with them and you can't live without them.
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by eyonigger(m): 4:31am On Sep 27, 2009
czarskit, first post ever to be seen by you. However you can impress your girl, but never make it a consistent act.
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Czarskit(m): 11:44pm On Sep 29, 2009
Donvilo:

, undecided undecided angry angry angry angry

Eat when hungry. . . tongue

lonelypal:

grin ;DMr Gigolo,seems u ve had it all, the bad, the good and d ugly, lol


. . .and the Slutty. grin


puskin:


Some true CRAZY talk.
I concur with U in all points.

In addition. . . . . . . . .

Never keep them too near and neither too far away from U.

You can't live with them and you can't live without them.




Thank You jare. . .


iice:

LMAO!
What have i learnt? Nothing that i've not always known grin

. . .preconceived knowledge, abi? undecided

eyonigger:

czarskit, first post ever to be seen by you. However you can impress your girl, but never make it a consistent act.


. . .hmmn. . .
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by CrazyMan(m): 1:08am On Sep 30, 2009
Good write up czarskit; I guess I've learnt the same as well
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by mamagee6(f): 1:14am On Sep 30, 2009
undecided undecided ;d ;d
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by 190: 2:46am On Sep 30, 2009
ive learnt never to trust anybody i meet online especially nairaland
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by chidipupay(m): 4:46am On Sep 30, 2009
Never tell them you love them.
Never tell them you will give them ur heart.
Always allow them to read all lady's message they c on ur fone.
Never act too jealous.
Never be possessive. Always tell her to taste the waters
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by NegroNtns(m): 7:11am On Sep 30, 2009
1. One girl at a time is just right but a couple more will add to the fun (and troubles).

By design, man was not created to be content with one girl at a time. Our nature is in consonant with the laws of creation and reproduction when we act in accordance to our designed role. The harmony resulting from that consistency brings about a therapeutic well being that adds to the total quality of life. On the other hand, resenting and denying the basic needs of our nature to create on the other end a newly evolved society in which the family unit has been casted, sacrificially so, as a symbol of social justice and equality between the genders is not only ignoble. . .I will declare that this inequity, where a man is socially pressured to have and mate with only one female at a time is a leading contributing factor to the problems of global warming. grin
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Gabry(f): 9:52am On Sep 30, 2009
I DISAGREE! angry
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Nobody: 9:57am On Sep 30, 2009
Gabry:

I DISAGREE! angry
With which one
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Gabry(f): 11:18am On Sep 30, 2009
^^^ Ehmmm. . . . . Ok I need to read it first embarassed
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by iice(f): 1:09pm On Sep 30, 2009
Czarskit:

. . .preconceived knowledge, abi? undecided

yes. . .after salem witch trials, humans are pretty easy to read grin

Seriously though, it's just about people. . .being in a relationship doesn't necessarily change them.
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Nobody: 1:20pm On Sep 30, 2009
Ujujoan:

With which one

You disagreed first before reading?
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by smooooooth: 2:06pm On Sep 30, 2009
never trust them girls, the holier they look, the more suspicious u shld be

take your opportunities when they come, or else 2morrow they brag u never got a chance

is not everthing in skirt that you must climb, some will only pull your reputation down

treat a lady nicely, even if u going to pay for her service, its gentlemanly

when u find a good girl, try as much as possible to keep her, cos they hard to find.
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Gabry(f): 1:30am On Oct 01, 2009
Ujujoan:

You disagreed first before reading?
shocked shocked shocked

I guess
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Czarskit(m): 8:53pm On Oct 01, 2009
CrazyMan:

Good write up czarskit; I guess I've learnt the same as well

Nice. . .no be only me afterall. . . cool

,mama-gee:

undecided undecided ;d ;d

Drink when thirsty and pee when pressed. . .

Gabry:

I DISAGREE! angry

Y u no go 'misagree' without reading. . . Funky bunny. . .

smooooooth:

never trust them girls, the holier they look, the more suspicious u shld be

take your opportunities when they come, or else 2morrow they brag u never got a chance

is not everthing in skirt that you must climb, some will only pull your reputation down

treat a lady nicely, even if u going to pay for her service, its gentlemanly

when u find a good girl, try as much as possible to keep her, cos they hard to find.


10/10

iice:

yes. . .after salem witch trials, humans are pretty easy to read grin

Seriously though, it's just about people. . .being in a relationship doesn't necessarily change them.

I beg to differ. . .

Negro_Ntns:

By design, man was not created to be content with one girl at a time. Our nature is in consonant with the laws of creation and reproduction when we act in accordance to our designed role. The harmony resulting from that consistency brings about a therapeutic well being that adds to the total quality of life. On the other hand, resenting and denying the basic needs of our nature to create on the other end a newly evolved society in which the family unit has been casted, sacrificially so, as a symbol of social justice and equality between the genders is not only ignoble. . .I will declare that this inequity, where a man is socially pressured to have and mate with only one female at a time is a leading contributing factor to the problems of global warming. grin

I hail oh!
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Gabry(f): 4:44pm On Oct 02, 2009
Im not a funky bunny! angry
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by mamagee6(f): 4:55pm On Oct 02, 2009
angry
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Czarskit(m): 1:42am On Oct 09, 2009
Gabry:

Im not a funky bunny! angry

. . .prove it! tongue

,mama-gee:

angry

. . .still hungry eh?! undecided
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Nobody: 1:48am On Oct 09, 2009
i disagree at post
Re: Lessons Learnt. . . by Czarskit(m): 1:52am On Oct 09, 2009
Ok. . . cool

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