YOU ARE A MAGA IF YOU’VE DONE ANY OF THESE.(PART 2)

a. She Dumped You After Paying School Fees For 5 Years.
b. Uncle Saka Gives Her G-Strings
c. She Can’t Stay Over Because Of Friday Church Vigil
d. She Stylishly Hides You From Her Friends
e. She is Closer To Her Phone Than To You


iii. She Can’t Stay Over Because Of Friday Church Vigil

After begging her to stay over for the weekend she refused because she has a vigil to attend that night since her church is having a major convention which you are aware of. Later in the night around 2am she started sending prayer points to you concerning the wedding you are both planning. You got out of bed to pray along though you were tired. The following day you felt fulfilled and happy for your prayerful and dutiful wife-to-be.

On Monday morning while driving to work you received a text link to an instagram page from a friend. On opening the link it was as if you are in a bad dream where a short masquerade was chasing you with a whip, you saw pictures of your wife-to-be in BOLUS strippers night club from where she was sending you the prayer points. She was all sweaty dancing with a tall dark dude.

Don’t feel bad because you are short and yellow like MTN logo, it’s her problem not yours.Clubbing is not bad at all, but if at this critical point your wife-to-be is still itching to hop like a frog and lie with church, you need to check yourself.

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