jonaifame22:
Why are gals like dis for crying out loud ehn? Now there is dis gal, I've always known her infact I knew when they did her dedication in church in 1997, then I jus got in2 jss1.

Now dis gal is grown and very beautiful,wth well shaped breast and her yansh is well hinged to her waist,I normally see her wth boiz sometimes at the dark places at night, so I decided to talk 2 her on monday, and I started to do my campaign to her and told her of how beautiful she is and also of how oilz and proteinous her skin is,and also making her understand that her tender heart is safe wth me and dat all those small boyz cannot epp her, rather she should come to me and I will spoil her then I asked her to come close and hug me which she did and as she hugged me, my dick received an alert that a female human body just clinged to my body, immediately mz dick gained additional length.width and thickness, so when we broke away frm the hug, I quickly put my hand in trouser pocket to press my ill mannered dick down since it has sworn to remain restless wheneva I get long hug favours frm the opposite sex.

So as she was abt leaving, I gave her 1k and she beamed wth joy promising to call me on fone, 2 days later she called me on fone by name, saying "israel my friend told me that u go abt sleepn wth gals so pls I don't trust you, before I cld say anything she cut the call, as if she's a virgin herself, buh I have a plan,she has crayfish brain and I will show her Chonchin

DeLioncourt:


this your narration ehn. woman hug you, your dick dey rejoice. na wa ooo.

you go be two minutes guy as i dey see you so

herzern:

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jonaifame22:
ur statement goes to show how impotent u are!

DeLioncourt:


this your narration ehn. woman hug you, your dick dey rejoice. na wa ooo.

you go be two minutes guy as i dey see you so

DeLioncourt:


Ermm...I don't see the sense in that.
All I can see is that you're a pervert. No balls to go for women cos you know they'll f*ck with ur pride.
One girl hugged you and you're putting it on nairaland. Smh for your life

AngelAhnie:
An innocent kid that sees him as her uncle.

DeLioncourt:


Imagine ooo. Ahn ahn. No level in this world again. He saw when they gave birth to the girl ooo. Now his dick is doing national anthem for her.

DeLioncourt:


Ermm...I don't see the sense in that.
All I can see is that you're a pervert. No balls to go for women cos you know they'll f*ck with ur pride.
One girl hugged you and you're putting it on nairaland. Smh for your life

McBrooklyn:
Lol, Oga you sef wan knack person who is far away younger to you







Konji na bastard I swear

jonaifame22:
konji will not jus let me be, it's as if we swore an oath of being together forever!

Lol, Oga if Konji won't let you be, why don't you consider castration??

McBrooklyn:



Lol, Oga if Konji won't let you be, why don't you consider castration??

jonaifame22:
now I see that thou hath a wicked soul, when thou seest gals of this generation, u can't help buh thank God that thou hath in a generation where thou can see the bossoms and nooks and cranny of the female mortal body wthout them completey taking of their garment,

I've decided not to part wth my dick until I taste as many gals as possible

Lol, Happy tasting Bruh







Don't forget it's your dick on the line

McBrooklyn:


Lol, Happy tasting Bruh






Don't forget it's your dick on the line