"Because (insert biggest competitor's name) is waiting to hire me. They are aware I am here and are waiting for my call. So the question should be "why would you want to lose money?". No one sells their greatest asset to a direct competitor, oh well except you're Arsene Wenger.... Hey do you like football?...." .....convert the interview to premiere league discussion.... make una laff the whole ball matter out then ask...."so is Monday a good time to start here?".

AntiWailer:


What i meant is that you 4 million bucks is still coins and I care less.

Flaunt that to lazy bones.

Use your brain
4 million last six years ago, only God knows how much i have now.

I have something so important i wanna tell you
I'm watching Hulu with my wife
Bye

Becuase, I am well suited,fitted into this Job and I am at the same time capable of handle this task.

Interviewer: Why Should We Hire You?

Interviewee: I believe one of the greatest gift any employer can get is to have employees who are reliable and can be counted on to do their jobs when you turn your back. I am a positive, self motivated individual who is passionate about whatever i put my mind into. If I do not believe in a thing I do not get involved in it. I believe in your organization, I have always wanted to be a part of the family and you can count on me to do a good job.

GossipHeart:


I'm sorry to tell you this.

I had 4 million naira i worked my ass off for at the age of 19
Fast forward to 6 years later I'm doing very well for myself

How old are you ?? And how much do you have ?

Meanwhile with 250k at 28 I think i am a big shot, Hmmmmmm shame on me

GossipHeart:


I'm sorry to tell you this.

I had 4 million naira i worked my ass off for at the age of 19
Fast forward to 6 years later I'm doing very well for myself

How old are you ?? And how much do you have ?

Bros please dont mind that sycophant. We all no say buhari na f**k up. Abeg I fit PM you my bank account details maybe u go fit drop small change for me Bros abeg epp me. This recession dey affect man pikin gan

Because I'm a big fan of food, shelter and clothing.

Mynd44:
The answer to this question is quite simple.

"Because I need money as I am hungry and jobless"

guy, how could you ban me on political section till 2029? you are heartless.

eleojo23:
Because I am damn good at what I do!
And if you don't hire me, you will never get to see that.

GossipHeart:


Use your brain
4 million last six years ago, only God knows how much i have now.

I have something so important i wanna tell you
I'm watching Hulu with my wife
Bye

hahahaha

Only God knows, even Forbes knows how much Mark Zuckrberg is worth.

lol.

Enjoy your hulu and also remember to get a life and stop cursing Buhari who does not know about ur existence.

The reason why I feel this company should hire me is because I love d services provided by dis organisation n I would like to be among the team that will work to promote this organisation. In term of good service delivery

Mynd44:
The answer to this question is quite simple.

"Because I need money as I am hungry and jobless"

mynd44 and banning be like

AntiWailer:


hahahaha

Only God knows, even Forbes knows how much Mark Zuckrberg is worth.

lol.

Enjoy your hulu and also remember to get a life and stop cursing Buhari who does not know about ur existence.

Boss it's been a while ooo, or na me no dey come Nairaland again? How's the weekend going?

hadura29:



Boss it's been a while ooo, or na me no dey come Nairaland again? How's the weekend going?

Thanks Boss.

I have been around oo..

Weekend is going fine. How are u doing ?

DualCore1:
"Because (insert biggest competitor's name) is waiting to hire me. They are aware I am here and are waiting for my call. So the question should be "why would you want to lose money?". No one sells their greatest asset to a direct competitor, oh well except you're Arsene Wenger.... Hey do you like football?...." .....convert the interview to premiere league discussion.... make una laff the whole ball matter out then ask...."so is Monday a good time to start here?".

Reply : Ok thank you. We will get back to you.

----End.

because u are hiring

Dumeje:
Bros please dont mind that sycophant. We all no say buhari na f**k up. Abeg I fit PM you my bank account details maybe u go fit drop small change for me Bros abeg epp me. This recession dey affect man pikin gan

You wrote all that just to beg for money ?

Shameless dude.

Recession should not take your pride. It simply means even before recession, you had issues.

AntiWailer:


Thanks Boss.

I have been around oo..

Weekend is going fine. How are u doing ?

Fine too oo, just staying low key and waiting for the salah, chop meat and hang out with friends and family ooo.

How madam and kids?

AntiWailer:


You wrote all that just to beg for money ?

Shameless dude.

Recession should not take your pride. It simply means even before recession, you had issues.

Recession has complicated the issues we had initially and Buhari is not helping matters at all. I supported his presidential election, but he has been a big disappointment so far.

Bros, things are very very very hard. There are no jobs. Although I am self employed, but the amount I earn is so meagre that it can barely afford me a days loaf of bread.

Some of us have bigger business plans but we have no access to capital for start up, so what do you expect us to do? Steal?

I am very sorry for refering to you as a sycophant please accept my apology.

Ezechinwa:
"Because am an individual driven by passion to always get the job done, I also posses skills required for this role in your organization. "

exactly

Good but aw many piple u epp

GossipHeart:


I'm sorry to tell you this.

I had 4 million naira i worked my ass off for at the age of 19
Fast forward to 6 years later I'm doing very well for myself

How old are you ?? And how much do you have ?

stonekc:
Good but aw many piple u epp

How many people helped me ??

Simple.


*drops gun on table*
Listen motherfvckers

Simple....because you are hiring

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if I ban this guy now u will say am bad. Abi¿?
back to topic

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lol

Mynd44:
The answer to this question is quite simple.

"Because I need money as I am hungry and jobless"

ahn...ahn... has Ogar Suen laid you off ni
this recession ehhhh...
no wonder I never chop ban

Bestinstinct:
I've never seek for a job so, I don't know o.

so must u now comment?

BECAUSE I HAVE BILLS TO PAY

GossipHeart:


I'm sorry to tell you this.

I had 4 million naira i worked my ass off for at the age of 19
Fast forward to 6 years later I'm doing very well for myself

How old are you ?? And how much do you have ?

Hey its me ur brother

Where is my million?

The company has a vision and it's on a mission to be the best engineering company in this sector. For the company to achieve this vision, it needs an indefatigable, vast and knowledgeable engineer like me whose wealth of experience when brought on board will not only help in achieving this vision but also consolidate the success and maintain the status quo. I have in stock programmes and initiatives that will help the company reduce cost of maintenance and improve productivity, Hence an increment revenue base of the company and bla bla bla.


When answering questions like this.. You need to merge what the company wants and what you want have to offer. The company wants an employee that will offer the best servicr at relatively low cost or increase their revenue base and you want an employment with good pay that must (on the view of the employer) justify the service you render.

When asked this question, this is the time you sell yourself and showcase the background checks you have done about the company. The quality of your answer matters a lot at this stage.

Its awful for you to think you can get a good pay without rendering a qualitative service. That's only practised the the public sector.

HRYansh:
Because, after joining your company I will never let this question arise in your mind.

Don't start a sentence with because.