Pabloosas:
Read the story up to a point and had to scroll back up to check the op's name....he never ceases to amaze me fairlyusedpant (Uk or chinese?)

no be chinese, na iraq

ErnieSmallzz:
but Op, when will you have sense na?

That's when Buhari goes to Jail...

ErnieSmallzz:
but Op, when will you have sense na?

eh eh.. but why now? so you've bn following him, hun?

Perfecttouch:
my bro that's the problem,you can't read the story to the middle without realizing that something is missing,


YOU NOT CHECKING THE NAME BEFORE OPENING

My bad. I've got to put that into consideration next time. Thanks for the tip bro

fairlyusedpant:
no be chinese, na iraq

E go carry nuclear weapon be that o

You took time to type all these just for a joke huh, smh.

[b][/b]NYC ONE DUDENYC ONE DUDENYC ONE DUDE

Acepen:
But true,true. some guys mumu sha, they go spend over 200000 just to lie down on top one babe and shout for 5min,mhen it baffles me.

See as poor man dey think,,,,,,no be pesin dey buy N500k VVIP ticket for girl for AY Live show?

the iPhone 7 is not on sale yet. you can only pre-order

fairlyusedpant:
I wanted to surprise ndidi, so i decided to get her an I phone 7 brand new phone, the tokunbo i phone 7 was 15,000 naira in village computer, so i decided to get her the 450000 naira i Phone 7 with wireless earpiece, wireless mouthpiece and wireless bluetooth, so as usual na, i stood up from my bed, did my normal praise and worship and some prayers, took my bath, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, cleaned my pink lips and later wore a clean cloth, then i went to shoprite to buy the I phone 7, because they do sell original products there, i bought it for 449,999, i collected 1 naira change, then i headed to ndidi house, and i knocked on the door, and she opened the door, and i said ''surprise surprise, i just got you an I phone 7'' and i gave it to her, the next thing i knew, she fell on her bed, opened her two legs wide, and stood up, and fell back again and stood up again, and she was jumping up and down in the room, she was really happy, she said it was her dream to have an I phone 7, that she has always dreamt about it, so after the jubiliation, we did some praise and worship and some prayers and i left


i will upload the pics when the mechanic brings back our generator (BBOG)

when was the phone released that ndidi had been dreaming of having one?

Wizzyblack3:

See as poor man dey think,,,,,,no be pesin dey buy N500k VVIP ticket for girl for AY Live show?

guy u wey b dangote u no get watin to use money do na to carry 500k go spend ontop girl because u want make she open leg...baba i dey hail...magas go always dey sha no be ur fault

ErnieSmallzz:
biko b4 u add that 38" to ur sense, format that 4" first,

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha abeg make una no kill person

ErnieSmallzz:
biko b4 u add that 38" to ur sense, format that 4" first,

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha abeg make una no kill person. He should format d 4gb or else it would corrupt the 38gb. Hahahahahaha

no be gud advice i give am ni?

Smallville10:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha abeg make una no kill person. He should format d 4gb or else it would corrupt the 38gb. Hahahahahaha

ErnieSmallzz:
no be gud advice i give am ni?

best advice i must say

fairlyusedpant:
..
I have small sense na, it is just that my sense capacity is currently 4GB, i wanna buy 28GB sense, to make the total sense 32GB, maximum capacity, shey it is better?

Obviously from your own words, my BlackBerry Passport (silver edition) is smarter and has far more sense than you. Both SD card and device I have a total of 61GB, but na now you dey even struggle to reach 32GB.

Anyways, pls buy the 28GB join because your brain really needs it.

ErnieSmallzz:
biko b4 u add that 38" to ur sense, format that 4" first,

BrB, make I laff small.