I saw this online, and it really cracked me up . But I'm afraid, only those with computer knowledge will understand.



THIS IS WHAT A MAN WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST;


Dear Systems Department,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure!! In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initializations. It then monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer runs, and the system crashes whenever these applications are selected.

Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Games 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but " Uninstall" seems to not work on this particular program.

Can you please help?


Yours in distress
Weary and Worn



...... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID;

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the "Wife 1.0" program.

Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend 7.0" to "Wife 1.0" thinking that "Wife 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. It is not !!!

Actually, "Wife 1.0" is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's Creator to Run everything on the computer.

You are unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0" and still convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0", as "Wife 1.0" was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it has been installed.

Some people have tried to install "Girlfriend 8.0 "or "Wife 2.0" but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having "Wife 1.0" installed, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. This is very important.

It may be necessary to run "C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME" for a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

"Wife 1.0 ", although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional softwares such as
• "Flowers 2.0" and
• "Chocolates 5.0" or
• "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or
• "TENDERNESS \UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even
• "Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).
PS:

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1"(Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as these are not a supported applications for "Wife 1.0 " Usually, the system will almost certainly CRASH with these or anyother similar applications

Hello every one, how are you?

We are fine... Just thinking weda to maintain Girlfriend 7.0 or to upgrade to wife1.0

meetmonde:
We are fine... Just thinking weda to maintain Girlfriend 7.0 or to upgrade to wife1.0

Lol, believe me, Wife1.0 is far more better than Girlfriend 7.0, though challenging, but better. I'm seriously searching for the software.

Zainey338:
Hello every one, how are you?

HI to you cc: Zainey338, I believe we are all doing great, and you?

Nateben:


Lol, believe me, Wife1.0 is far more better than Girlfriend 7.0, though challenging, but better. I'm seriously searching for the software.

lool, goodluck in ur search! Ur attached picx is very funny n confusing... Seems u ar saying the same thing in diffrent ways

Op i don't need an extra computer knowledge to understand that.

Nice one.

Hello every one, how are you?

It was very entertaining!

I think I will stick with my single 8.1 software

is Dis shii funny?? hell naw! #dry

jaheymezz:
is Dis shii funny?? hell naw! #dry

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