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5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2016
1. Le Blockeur (Blockeurs if you're unlucky)

I'm pretty sure guys have been in this type of situation before, when you get to the club and after you've balanced well, you sight one fresh looking babe.
You get to approach her and she's really nice to you. You both get along quickly & you're already imagining a future with this one, but here comes le blockeur(s); her friend(s) or family member or maybe mother who knows?
"Hello, I'm sorry, but this lady you're seeing here is taken, she has a boyfriend"
Ahn Ahn, just like that? monitoring spirit just came and took her away from you.

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by falconey(m): 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2016
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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 8:52pm On Sep 17, 2016
typing...

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Davash222(m): 8:53pm On Sep 17, 2016
Responsible men club with their wives.
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 17, 2016
2. The Happy Girl

This type of girl is basically the life of the party.
She's either trying to start the party, to get everyone dancing, giving some random person a lap dance, starting a fight for dancing with a guy whose girlfriend is present, or screaming the most when the hottest songs in town was played.
She may not even be drunk, so don't try to take advantage of her.
No, she's not even bothered about taking selfies or mirror pictures, but all she's trying to do is to make the best of the night, have extreme fun, and dance all night.
Yeah, sure you can dance with her, no no, don't get too close, yeah, right there, that's enough space.



Now Boogie down!!!

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by zyzxx(m): 9:01pm On Sep 17, 2016
Ok following since I don't club let me know
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by chieveboy(m): 9:04pm On Sep 17, 2016
I hope to check out a club some time...and let's see what it's all about
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:06pm On Sep 17, 2016
3. The Sober Girl

Not every girl you'll be meeting at the club would be lively, some would just come around simply because their friends made them come for some reason, she's not looking forward to meeting people or dancing or having too much drinks, she's probably going to be the one to drive the friends back home, so she would try to stay as sane as possible.
You would find this type sitting in the corner, with her phone, and power bank, or even charger, looking for charging spot as you never can tell.
She just wants to tweet all night.

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by TrapHedges(m): 9:07pm On Sep 17, 2016
Am Here,




Bro Lastking147 let's Park here cool

We've had enough blunt for the day already
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by joseph1832(m): 9:12pm On Sep 17, 2016
I won't be surprised if the OP haven't set foot in a club all her life.

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:18pm On Sep 17, 2016
4. The Selfie Queen

Flash. Flash
Okay, this type of girl is quite annoying. Their too priority at the club is to take pictures, to snapchat, just to show everyone that they have a social life.
From the dance floor to the rest room where they are also taking mirror selfies.
To make it worse, you might just be trying to have a conversation with them, next thing you'd see a flash in your face, like "hey say hi to my snapchat".
Wait, are you kidding me?

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:19pm On Sep 17, 2016
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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Lastking147(m): 9:22pm On Sep 17, 2016
TrapHedges:
Am Here,




Bro Lastking147 let's Park here cool

We've had enough blunt for the day already
I don reach aiidy
I de ffl up wink

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 17, 2016
5. The Flirt

"Ello bae" "Hi boo"
"You look stunning tonight" "oh you're not looking bad yourself"
Pause. Now this is the Flirt.
This type of babe would return every single compliment you throw at her.
She just want to have a conversation, kill time, get a free drink or see if you're a potential ba....
Wait. Just Hol'up. Depending on your pocket.
She's probably showing off her cleavage so you're a bit distracted.
Focus son, Focus.
Next thing, her 'blockeur' type of friend comes and takes her away from you and you're left stranded, you didn't get her real name or number, just because you were lost in the sauce.

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by TrapHedges(m): 9:27pm On Sep 17, 2016
Lastking147:

I don reach aiidy
I de ffl up wink

I SEE YOU MY GEE

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:28pm On Sep 17, 2016
Cc: Lalasticlala
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2016
joseph1832:
I won't be surprised if the OP haven't set foot in a club all her life.
really?! Are you serious? cheesy grin
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Jay542(m): 9:30pm On Sep 17, 2016
TrapHedges:
Am Here,




Bro Lastking147 let's Park here cool

We've had enough blunt for the day already
Omo I hope say blunt dey for me toogrin. Paddy HMZi go like join sef. Biko make blunt plenty.
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Lastking147(m): 9:33pm On Sep 17, 2016
Jay542:

Omo I hope say blunt dey for me toogrin. Paddy HMZi go like join sef. Biko make blunt plenty.
Lool sure paddi
A friend with weed is a friend indeed grin
Dats enuff to share wink

Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Fidelismaria: 9:33pm On Sep 17, 2016
oya continue na
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by TrapHedges(m): 9:47pm On Sep 17, 2016
Jay542:

Omo I hope say blunt dey for me toogrin. Paddy HMZi go like join sef. Biko make blunt plenty.

Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by RENOWNED2(m): 9:47pm On Sep 17, 2016
Crazyquinn Stop Calling Lala..All This Threads Go Through Me Before Reaching Frontpage...You Have To Roger.
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by HMZi: 9:58pm On Sep 17, 2016
TrapHedges:

*coughs* some strong shit..
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 17, 2016
RENOWNED2:
Crazyquinn [s]Stop Calling Lala..All This Threads Go Through Me Before Reaching Frontpage...You Have To Roger[/s].
gimme head in exchange for FP grin
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 10:00pm On Sep 17, 2016
RENOWNED2:
Crazyquinn Stop Calling Lala..All This Threads Go Through Me Before Reaching Frontpage...You Have To Roger.
Na so grin
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 17, 2016
undecided
wailing:

gimme head in exchange for FP grin
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by TrapHedges(m): 10:02pm On Sep 17, 2016
HMZi:
*coughs* some strong shit..

I see you brother! cool

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Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by RENOWNED2(m): 10:04pm On Sep 17, 2016
wailing:

gimme head in exchange for FP grin
Stop Watching Too Much Porn Bro..Na Number I Wan Ask For, Then A Date Or 2 Before Head.Cmon Bro Dont Sell Me Short, Im A Gentleman.
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by HMZi: 10:06pm On Sep 17, 2016
Lastking147:

Lool sure paddi
A friend with weed is a friend indeed grin
Dats enuff to share wink
*inhales a blunt* *then plays* jesse jagz 'the search'..trips complete
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by RENOWNED2(m): 10:07pm On Sep 17, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Na so grin
Not Sure You Re Thinking What Im Thinking But I Could Roll With It..I Fit Manage Am..Lol
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by HMZi: 10:08pm On Sep 17, 2016
TrapHedges:

I see you brother! cool
Re: 5 Types Of Girls You Will Find In A Club by Nobody: 10:10pm On Sep 17, 2016
cheesy Okay
RENOWNED2:
Not Sure You Re Thinking What Im Thinking But I Could Roll With It..I Fit Manage Am..Lol

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