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Top Embarrassments Women Face & How To Handle Them by Samhyme: 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
People love talking about challenges but how about looking for solutions to those often talked about challenges? Here, I have complied a list of challenges women face and how they can be handled. If you are a lady, this piece is specially made for you. 1. Footwear Malfunction in the Middle of the Street Have you ever seen how ladies react when their foot-wears cut in the middle of the street? Their body language says a lot especially if there are a few guys at the spot looking at them. Infact, some boys go as far as whistling when that happens. To avoid such embarrassment, consider… Checking the condition of your footwear before leaving the house. It won’t harm if you further make it a habit to carry an extra pair. It is called backup plan. 2. Farting in the presence of an admirer Imagine finally meeting him and in the middle of your discussion, you let out a loud fart. Embarrassing? I hear there could be a temporary hitch to the flow of the discussion especially if the released gas has a peculiar smell. I know farting is most times accidental, but you can manage it. Here’s how… Avoid doing anything that may increase the amount of air that you swallow. This includes chewing your food properly. Stay away from foods that are known to increase farting especially a night to the proposed meeting day. 3. Stains from your monthly visitor I hear this is the most embarrassing of all. Women usually don’t like people to know when they are going through their cycle. You can imagine posting this announcement inadvertently for everyone to see – “my visitor is here.” And the visitor screaming “Code red!” Always monitor the arrival of this August visitor. Or avoid wearing white or any material that could easily show the stain especially if you are not too sure when it will arrive. 4. Ripping your pants This looks like the most embarrassing. Imagine suddenly dropping your phone on the floor and without thinking twice, you bend over to pick it up. The accompanying message from the sound of the pair of trousers is so deafening. Your heart skips a beat. You ask your colleague to confirm your fear. She screams the verdict. “How manage?!” In less than two minutes, everybody is looking for a solution-to cover your dignity. Imagine the naughty boy in your office saying “let me see.” All that can be avoided. Consider… Advising your tailor to always give some allowance at your waist region. Or if it must be tight, then avoid picking things when they fall. Ask someone to help. Also avoid over- stretching your legs or jumping over drains. 5. Standing up only to realize you have shown the world the colours of your briefs and the alignment I hear some ladies feel bad when they realize they have caused a few heads to turn to see some unscripted movies. Doing the needful before leaving your seat or alighting from your car/bus will always take care of that embarrassment. 6. Tripping on high heels I have seen mighty falls before. I’m sure you have too. Some say every lady has fallen at least once as a result of high heels. Maybe you should consider… Taking a few baby steps with your new shoes before leaving the house. Move around your apartment in slow and quick match. Try every scenario you imagine could happen when you are out there in the public in those high heels. |
Re: Top Embarrassments Women Face & How To Handle Them by Nobody: 1:17pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
I'm so guilty of #1... |
Re: Top Embarrassments Women Face & How To Handle Them by Presh900(m): 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
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