my plan was to visit the local market and have a good shopping, stock on my food items and ingredients.

then I saw this meat seller displaying biscuits bones and yellow bone marrows on his table. quite a cheap amount for a good source of calcium, and a something-someting to keep on chewing on while watching movie.

fast forward to my resident, made a good stew out of it. I chewed, crushed and swallowed every but of it. in fact, I should be getting more of this biscuit bone, I remarked.

was customary for me to visit the toilet every morning, this ensures my day-day activities will go smoothly without the thought of bowel movement. but this particular one was different. the thing refused to come out, I pushed and pushed hard that I fear my Amy's tearing.

The urge was there, but noting came out. was so hard, firm, and unyielding. I decided to drink some water and have a shower, at least so some water can drip down to aid lubrication. I screamed and screamed, couldn't push any more and I couldn't stop, it was pain all the way.

didn't know what else to do, was as if a hard mountain was trying to pass through. didn't know when I stuck my fingers to help break the hard faces in bits, this I did repeatedly for each turn of drinking water and shower. I kept on pushing hard and tears wear rolling down.

wit the 8glasses of water, showering Twelve times and finger breaking technique, I made through.

was a gory one.

lesson learnt, never eat so much biscuit bones

Next time, massage your left side of your tummy down close to your waist. You should feel the accumulated poo in your large intestine. Keep massaging and poo will come. Try not to force it out though. Ensure you drink plenty water while chewing on food.

bigtt76:
Next time, massage your left side of your tummy down close to your waist. You should feel the accumulated poo in your large intestine. Keep massaging and poo will come. Try not to force it out though. Ensure you drink plenty water while chewing on food.

sounds logical. the descending colon, sigmoid colon and rectum are all left part of the bowels.

thanks.

I can't help but Laugh

Sorry about that, always get things the right way, cheap things, expensive shits

Or eat Banana, it will digest quickly will help with easy excretion

Very very romantically romantic i doff my hat for you

dauntless15:
Very very romantically romantic i doff my hat for you

am I misguided, how is it romantic?

Debbywills:
I can't help but Laugh

Sorry about that, always get things the right way, cheap things, expensive shits

are u saying if it were expensive, I wouldn't have experienced such?

keenn:


am I misguided, how is it romantic?

sarcasm bro sarcasm

how is this Romance .

keenn:


are u saying if it were expensive, I wouldn't have experienced such?

Yes

I can't just blv m laughing and crying @ same tym This is so Hilarious that I can't help but laugh out as loud as I could

waz i d only one who read that tin up dia