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an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 12:37am On Sep 26, 2016
Before time clicks to another new day, Appy Sunday to y'all!!!...


Sorry to disturb y'all from ya peaceful sleep, but I pretty need some thoughts here..
OK, here lies my story.... After my Waec exams, couple of months ago, no thoughts to further, not like I don't want to, but Dad wanted me to go and learn trade, which I couldn't do anything than to agree, as money no dae Sha.. To cut the story short(leave my boring life). Like 4months later, I came to The ever promising hustling Center City names Lagos, to learn business with one of my kinsmen (Dad's idea).. Well here I am, in a provision store, actually my uncle(how do I put it, he's not really mah uncle) has other shops, so he gave me the one I found interest in to manage, pretty cool huh?? Now, here's some news flash. Uncle asked me to keep record of everything that I sells in his shop, I don't know how he do it(or do I say does it?, I wasn't really one of the brightest in school, so pardon me) but the man, knows almost everything in the shop, in conclusion, when ever a good is missing, be it 10# sugar, and it's not found In the sales book, I'm done for(you know free transport back to my parents) uncle na no dae use business play, as Anambra man sha..
OK, four days ago, was it on Wednesday... This pretty lady came to my shop to but provision, when I saw her, Man I realize it's been long I did one thing I do best(aside business) I used that opportunity to engage her into a chat, she be fine gel, me too na fine bobo (as my friends say, or are they just making jest of me??) at the end of the conversation, we exchanged contacts? I later Learnt She's 100 level in Unilag, name is FK(any yeroba, What does that even mean?).
Well the fun part is that within this four days of knowing FK, I have spent 2.500# just in sending her cards, taking free indomitable and eggs, bread and butter, brother and sister... I never even confess Amy feelings to this lady, just I like you nai I don text ever, I never even ask her to be my gf, just yesterday she requested 15,000k from me, says she got an issue at school. I no fit carry my oga money give her na, the fear of my uncle is the beginning of wisdom. I simply told her I have none ( I mean I'm only 17yr old, I don't even have an account). Today again FK told me that she's going back to school, and she needs some provision(for those that see my story as cook and bull, I have screenshort evidence) and I can't just give her the things she requested, I'm even yet to make up the one I spent on her in the sales book. Another thing is, when ever she passes my shop with her friends, even when she sees me, she don't even say hi, she just snubs me like I'm noting, only to always text me later, that she's out of airtime, she could have called me (indirect mean of requesting for credits)


Now, what do I do about this her demands, , its not like I'm even dating her, we only met four days ago, I just can't meet up with her expenses, Older Bros and Aunt what do I do? She's coming tomorrow, your advices will decide what I'm to do next.




Pls if yhu rili gon Biliv me, just don't view mah profile.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 12:40am On Sep 26, 2016
Here's some screenshorts

Re: an Advice Please!!! by bitchcrafts: 12:45am On Sep 26, 2016
Lol. You gotcha learn by yourself nigga .. I mean, You can never be old n wise if you have never been young n crazy. Bro spent Dad's 100k on a chick he didnt even get to even sniff her pants back in the days when that amount still count cheesy . So spend the 15 grand of yo uncle if you wanna, Life goes on!
Re: an Advice Please!!! by rawpadgin(m): 5:25am On Sep 26, 2016
so na complete stack illiterate dey Jones u so

not too surprised though, ur still a toddler

with time u will learn


she even said she want Mike grin


anyway, the two of u na psycho

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Re: an Advice Please!!! by youngberry001(m): 6:16am On Sep 26, 2016
But waiting carry me enter here nah sad
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Nobody: 6:26am On Sep 26, 2016
I stopped reading after I saw "provetion" undecided
Re: an Advice Please!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 7:18am On Sep 26, 2016
If you're this young and still this foolish... Yoi're a big buffon. Whatchyu spending on a pucci for? And the girl has seen her next young and foolish maga... No use your little money do better thing.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by shams040(m): 7:27am On Sep 26, 2016
Vanillaskin:
I stopped reading after I saw "provetion" undecided
U got it
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Youngpo413: 8:06am On Sep 26, 2016
I don't even know what to say.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:12am On Sep 26, 2016
bitchcrafts:
So spend the 15 grand of yo uncle if you wanna, Life goes on!
I should do what Ever heard of 'koboko'?
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:23am On Sep 26, 2016
rawpadgin:
so na complete stack illiterate dey Jones u so

not too surprised though, ur still a toddler

with time u will learn


she even said she want Mike grin


anyway, the two of u na psycho
Maybe I'm a toddler, that's why I'm asking for your advice and about the 'Mike' part, hmmmm... Let's just blame it on Android keypads, maybe she misspelled unknowingly..


Buh Bros, I really be jonky ??
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:25am On Sep 26, 2016
youngberry001:
But waiting carry me enter here nah sad
Na just to gv ya small bro head, I think that's the reason... But, unfortunately ya giving me none.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by ILoveToFuCcK: 8:28am On Sep 26, 2016
Bro..dont be a first class mugu
You never fυck her and you don dey spend this much angry



Even if you don fυck am nnko? That one con mean say make you turn atm??

Anyway ask if her pυssy is fuckable...

i Love to fυck was here
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Nobody: 8:29am On Sep 26, 2016
In this era of "Smartphones", how do people still "misspell? undecided

Both of you need TWO things only:

1. A Dictionary
2. The latest edition of Brighter Grammar.

Thank me later!
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:30am On Sep 26, 2016
Vanillaskin:
I stopped reading after I saw "provetion" undecided
I think it's a mistake (her mistake). Buh doesn't stop you from giving in your own thoughts (abi na talk)

Thanks anyways..
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:35am On Sep 26, 2016
LadyMercedes:
In this era of "Smartphones", how do people still "misspell? undecided

Both of you need TWO things only:

1. A Dictionary
2. The latest edition of Brighter Grammar.

Thank me later!
Good morning, ma!! I'll try to buy Dictionary, as you've said.
I'm only typing this English stuffs, so readers could comprehend, not everyone understands 'broken English'. Not much of an English guy (I think I did said that already, from the start)


Thanks anyways.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:40am On Sep 26, 2016
NevetsIbot:
If you're this young and still this foolish... Yoi're a big buffon. Whatchyu spending on a pucci for? And the girl has seen her next young and foolish maga... No use your little money do better thing.
Best reply so far, thank you, Sir.

Buh sir, yhu harsh sha.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:43am On Sep 26, 2016
shams040:

U got it
I think it's a mistake... She speaks good English, the first time I met her, i can tell(tho I'm not perfect in it)


Abi na so I take score 3/10 for English again?
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 8:47am On Sep 26, 2016
ILoveToFuCcK:
Bro..dont be a first class mugu
You never fυck her and you don dey spend this much angry



Even if you don fυck am nnko? That one con mean say make you turn atm??

Anyway ask if her pυssy is fuckable...

aah... Bros, we dae public na, and how I wan take ask her that kind thing?? My moral abi fever never reach that grade.. Besides, that the last thing on my mind right now...


This ya name sha, thank anyways.

So na so Lasgidi love dae
Re: an Advice Please!!! by ILoveToFuCcK: 8:56am On Sep 26, 2016
Randyblincks:
aah... Bros, we dae public na, and how I wan take ask her that kind thing?? My moral abi fever never reach that grade.. Besides, that the last thing on my mind right now...


This ya name sha, thank anyways.

So na so Lasgidi love dae
Baba no give the b!tch any money/provision again unless you taste her pυssy
Even after chopping her pυssy dont ever give her shingba..


HIS ROYAL FUCKNESS i Love to fυck was here
Re: an Advice Please!!! by firstking01(m): 8:57am On Sep 26, 2016
grin
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Randyblincks(m): 9:04am On Sep 26, 2016
Like seriously, I thought this is the best place to lay this matter, but instead I seem to have learnt another thing... With all the replies I have gotten(one is an exception) none has contributed to the reason I opened this thread.
If no b cus una cus me, e go be laf una laf me, from Psycho enter foolish Come stop for Illiterate, only me? (I've accepted all tho)

My moral lesson here is...


NEVER BRING YOUR PROBLRMS TO NAIRALANDERS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!


mua go open shop, thanks all.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by firstking01(m): 9:05am On Sep 26, 2016
Randyblincks:
Maybe I'm a toddler, that's why I'm asking for your advice and about the 'Mike' part, hmmmm... Let's just blame it on Android keypads, maybe she misspelled unknowingly..


Buh Bros, I really be jonky ??
Mumu, you still dey here they support the illiterate which i'm sure doesn't even have ssceundecided
Re: an Advice Please!!! by ILoveToFuCcK: 9:14am On Sep 26, 2016
Randyblincks:
Like seriously, I thought this is the best place to lay this matter, but instead I seem to have learnt another thing... With all the replies I have gotten(one is an exception) none has contributed to the reason I opened this thread.
If no b cus una cus me, e go be laf una laf me, from Psycho enter foolish Come stop for Illiterate, only me? (I've accepted all tho)

My moral lesson here is...


NEVER BRING YOUR PROBLRMS TO NAIRALANDERS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!


mua go open shop, thanks all.

Bro you got the wrong moral lesson..
The moral lesson is here so far is to fυck her right in the pυssy



HIS ROYAL FUCKNESS i Love to fυck was here
Re: an Advice Please!!! by banme(m): 9:39am On Sep 26, 2016
Chaii

Re: an Advice Please!!! by banme(m): 9:42am On Sep 26, 2016
Obviously she's using you as a maga...so dump her asap.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by rawpadgin(m): 7:23pm On Sep 26, 2016
Randyblincks:
Maybe I'm a toddler, that's why I'm asking for your advice and about the 'Mike' part, hmmmm... Let's just blame it on Android keypads, maybe she misspelled unknowingly..


Buh Bros, I really be jonky ??
u be jonky for babe mata

but with time u go learn com become Don like us
Re: an Advice Please!!! by WackyJ1(m): 7:46pm On Sep 26, 2016
OP

Learn to say no..

Don't be afraid..

Highest postpone her..

And try and make some moves..
Re: an Advice Please!!! by queencalipso(f): 9:14pm On Sep 26, 2016
Op how old did you say you are again? 17right!! All you could think of is chiking a girl that will probably ruin you and send you back to d village in no time.

Did you forget why your dad choose trade over schooling? Well, let me remind you; it's because there's no finance to fund you. Now instead of you to focus on how to save the little change you get and probably send your self to school you are busy chasing a girl. Una na a' gu gi.

Tell that girl to stop bothering you, you are just a boy for God's sake. Worse still, the money you are spending on her is not your dad's. Focus on the trading you went to lag to learn and make things better for your self and family.

Remember this, where you came from will not determine where you will be. Your destiny is in your own hands, if you like play ludo with it.


Btw! Did you say she's an undergraduate, and she writes like that! You are a secondarian and you write pretty ok safe for the abreviations. Are you that dumb that you can't spot the difference between you both? Is one thing to know how to speak, it's another to be able to write. That girl may not even be in school but speaks good English just to fool people like you. Listen to her phonetics properly and you will notice blunders.

Tell her to stop coming to you, stop replying her texts and refuse to give into her demands. Else you will find your self back to your dad in no time.

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Re: an Advice Please!!! by spartan50(m): 10:05pm On Sep 26, 2016
concentrate on for your business bro... Forget the girl. You write better and seem more educated... Women go come.. Just get money you go tire.. cheers
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Ginaz(f): 10:15pm On Sep 26, 2016
queencalipso:
Op how old did you say you are again? 17right!! All you could think of is chiking a girl that will probably ruin you and send you back to d village in no time.

Did you forget why your dad choose trade over schooling? Well, let me remind you; it's because there's no finance to fund you. Now instead of you to focus on how to save the little change you get and probably send your self to school you are busy chasing a girl. Una na a' gu gi.

Tell that girl to stop bothering you, you are just a boy for God's sake. Worse still, the money you are spending on her is not your dad's. Focus on the trading you went to lag to learn and make things better for your self and family.

Remember this, where you came from will not determine where you will be. Your destiny is in your own hands, if you like play ludo with it.


Btw! Did you say she's an undergraduate, and she writes like that! You are a secondarian and you write pretty ok safe for the abreviations. Are you that dumb that you can't spot the difference between you both? Is one thing to know how to speak, it's another to be able to write. That girl may not even be in school but speaks good English just to fool people like you. Listen to her phonetics properly and you will notice blunders.

Tell her to stop coming to you, stop replying her texts and refuse to give into her demands. Else you will find your self back to your dad in no time.
Re: an Advice Please!!! by Parpor(m): 11:08pm On Sep 26, 2016
My nigga dnt gv dat gal anytin. So monkey dey wrk babbon (Abi na hw dm dey spell am) dey chop? Dnt evin dial her number. If yhu try it, imma change it for u

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