Cutehector:
Just take a good look at your signature.
That sums it all

dharay99:

0hk SheMâle, we have seen your trashy thread,
Neeeeeeeexxxxxxxt...

Hadez:
Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone on foot referring to a person riding a bicycle as poor (what are you yourself )

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who won't go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion. (Their faith is overwhelming)

you see a guy in the passenger seat of a friends flashy car, that's when he greets everyone, even those he normally won't talk to just to attract attention. (Broke boys)

mostly in Nigeria will you see an okada man using fleet of car for just a day wedding ceremony (Go back to your two wheels the next day)

'Remove this pangolo from here!' what most people normally say when a particular car is causing holdup on the road. But what might interest you is that most of them don't even own a wheel barrow of their own (over sabi)

Where some Ladies have turned hotel's rest rooms to photo studio. Smh (olosho)

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see a person buy an Iphone with his N50,000 salary plus cooperative money and wont be able to load in N100 credit in the phone, not to talk of screen guard (I must not carry last)

A coubtry where the religious leader has 4 private jets and the members with no bicycle knowing not what to take for dinner would be told to make a #1000 contribution for the religious leader's birthday party and mum's funeral ceremony. (Brainwashing and setting )

A country where a boy wil sign up to facebook as a female and try to extort money frm hs fellow brethren (They know themselves )

Only in Nigeria (and on Nairaland) that someone would meet a member who you had started on line skyping,chatting and love relationship with only to find out that in real-life is just a local-gin seller'Agbo-jedi' 'otapaiapaa in a garage motorpark despite his innitial claims as a Pro-Web designer and Programmer ! (you know yourself)

a country where a girl can tell you the latest fashion but can't describe the coat of arms (see your life)

A country where the guys know the whole flirting lines but can't recite the national anthem (akant takkit again)


These are just the few ones i can put up now, i know you have
some

lalasticlala

Hadez:
Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone on foot referring to a person riding a bicycle as poor (what are you yourself )

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who won't go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion. (Their faith is overwhelming)

you see a guy in the passenger seat of a friends flashy car, that's when he greets everyone, even those he normally won't talk to just to attract attention. (Broke boys)

mostly in Nigeria will you see an okada man using fleet of car for just a day wedding ceremony (Go back to your two wheels the next day)

'Remove this pangolo from here!' what most people normally say when a particular car is causing holdup on the road. But what might interest you is that most of them don't even own a wheel barrow of their own (over sabi)

Where some Ladies have turned hotel's rest rooms to photo studio. Smh (olosho)

Its only here in Nigeria you'll see a person buy an Iphone with his N50,000 salary plus cooperative money and wont be able to load in N100 credit in the phone, not to talk of screen guard (I must not carry last)

A coubtry where the religious leader has 4 private jets and the members with no bicycle knowing not what to take for dinner would be told to make a #1000 contribution for the religious leader's birthday party and mum's funeral ceremony. (Brainwashing and setting )

A country where a boy wil sign up to facebook as a female and try to extort money frm hs fellow brethren (They know themselves )

Only in Nigeria (and on Nairaland) that someone would meet a member who you had started on line skyping,chatting and love relationship with only to find out that in real-life is just a local-gin seller'Agbo-jedi' 'otapaiapaa in a garage motorpark despite his innitial claims as a Pro-Web designer and Programmer ! (you know yourself)

a country where a girl can tell you the latest fashion but can't describe the coat of arms (see your life)

A country where the guys know the whole flirting lines but can't recite the national anthem (akant takkit again)


These are just the few ones i can put up now, i know you have
some

lalasticlala

STFUareyouG0d:
This Could be where it'll be happening tonight

misspicy:

Hadez:


just take a look at your sense of reasoning. your profile picture sums it all. The shape of your head especially

Snapchat:
Peope are jobless sha...SMH






S..M..H

mrmrmister:

At this time of the day?? Bro are you a nightguard??

Snapchat:



No Bro, I own Snapchat.


Ok...the OP is not jobless she's silly
By the way, mrminister where is my share of the national cake

mrmrmister:

Minister ke??
Check again bro

Snapchat:


I just know say this weed no good for my body...Chai!!

mrmrmister what a name, bro i hope say you no dey stammer apologies to stammerers in the house.

mrmrmister:
Not at all I wanted to use mrmister But it's taken

Snapchat:



So have you met the thief, i mean the guy who used it first

mrmrmister:
Nah Never even saw his post Good idea I'll search for him now


Found him Registered oct 25 2012 Has 11 posts What an ass

Snapchat:



haha...sue him for impersonation bro