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|9 Things I Hate About Everyone by philfearon(m): 11:59am On Oct 02, 2016|
1 . People who point at their wrist asking for the time . . . I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours ? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 . People who are willing to get off their a ** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually .
3 . When people say " Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" . Damn Right ! What good is cake if you can' t eat it?
4 . When people say " it's always the last place you look ". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you 've found it? Do people do this ? Who and where are they?
5 . When people say while watching a film , " did ya see that ?" No Loser , I paid $ 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor !
6 . People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" . . . Didn 't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine ?
7 . When something is 'new and improved' . Which is it? If it 's new , then there has never been anything before it. If it 's an improvement , then there must have been something before it, couldn 't be new .
8 . When people say " life is short". What the hell Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does !!! What can you do thats longer ?
9 . When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks " Has the bus come yet ?" If the bus came , would I be standing here
|Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by 007Nasky(m): 12:15pm On Oct 02, 2016|
xometimes common sense z nt common
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