My handsome president

owk....next!!!

Saraki is always uneasy whenever he is with Buhari

PMB will be like No look me ooo , no be me cause recession and d waitress will be like, I know now u are a good father, leader and man.... Then osibanjo will be like, oma shorire laye e.... Haterz am waiting ooo... #ijustwanttomakecommonsense

ifah catch buhari ehh.. he go know, after putting us for recession, him still dey smile

[size=18pt]God bless His Excellency! President Mohammadu Buhari[/size]

Why is Bubu drinking water when others are drinking juice?? Hehehehe Baba dey fear poison oo

ObiOmaMu:
Wonder what he was telling her that's making her smile so hard.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/see-photo-of-president-buhari-teasing.html

buhari. mtchewwwwwwwww.,.....

Why they no carry girl wey wear hijap? Especially that one wey dey cover face like Ojuju Calaber.

Zikavirus:


buhari. mtchewwwwwwwww.,.....

....

Who no sabi beta tjing?

K

man no be wood

Another mata loading for baba bubu
Aunty Aisha....watch out..

buhary: will u marry me? waitress: OK sir but my eye is pushing me osinbanjo: dnt worry even madam aishat will sincerely accept u saraki: 4 him mind, se awon eleyi gbadun shaaa

Taaaaaaaa no be small matter oo

A dog will never appreciate d moon n dey r nt even close

Keneking:
Sexism and feminism alert...

Why must a lady serve the men?
Why would the president compliment or tease her?
Couldn't they serve themselves?
What if it was a sexist comment?

Useless government

[quote author=ObiOmaMu post=49872795]Wonder what he was telling her that's making her smile so hard.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/see-photo-of-president-buhari-teasing.html

Pmb 4real]

emymeeky:
PMB : zis milk is very sweet.
Waitress : My President, this is not milk
PMB: But you get milk from cows
Waitress : I'm confused sir
PMB: Hahaha! Why? Zis is called Fura d Nunu
Waitress: Pardon ?
PMB: You get it from a pregnant cow
Osibanjo laughing uncontrollably
Waitress: This is champagne Sir
PMB: Take your drink and give me Fura d Nunu

hahahahahahah you see your life
milk is gotten from a lactating cow not a pregnant one

Buhari our father of the Nation keep enjoying yourself leave the bad belle people having hypertension because of u.... mama piss, dieziani n co... see ur life

Aisha Buhari coman see ooooo
Your boyfriend is 'toasting' one waitress lai dat. Hmmmmm
#amebo tinx

Aboki and babes

That lady need to do a large portrait of this picture and hang it on her wall, it's a privilege!

so dis man get mind dey smile for public....... upon wetin him don put us into

Keneking:
Sexism and feminism alert...

Why must a lady serve the men?
Why would the president compliment or tease her?
Couldn't they serve themselves?
What if it was a sexist comment?

Useless government

And this one will just be in his house thinking "i just said something sensible in nairaland".

President Buhari is very handsome sha.
PMB: Thank you for this cup of water,you would make a good wife,will you marry me? Afterall,i'm for everybody,i'm for nobody.
Girl(shy and smiling): baba,i can't compete with first ladyoooo,but in her mind(who wouldn't want to marry Mr President).
Osinbajo: ha ha ha Mr President,you won't kill us ooo.‎
Saraki(thinking): nnkan ma ni baba yii kee,egbo nkan ton bomo olomo so
Aisha staring at the picture(thinking): Shege, Who is that girl by the way? Why is she dressed so unappropriate? Something has to be done before these toothpick legs snatch my husband from me. Men can not be trusted o.‎
Zahra staring at the picture(thinking): I trust my dad,he has never been caught womanizing,he was just joking with her and that's all‎
Toyin Saraki staring at the picture( thinking): modupe wipe Bukky o n bobinrin olobinrin  shawada bayii,ki Jesu sha maa gbakoso,okunrin oshee trust.
Dolapo staring at the picture( thinking) : Well,Pastor ni Yemi,mo jeri e,kori obinrin kankan afi emi Dolapo yii,ko ni fee te,Carpenter e o le feyin yo esho‎
‎

Na lie!! What he told her was "Ngozi, do you also want to go to Biafra's Republic".. Ngozi now replied: " Baba, It's wild goose chase"... Mahmud, Osinbajo and Bihari: Loooooolz

See fine girl na
Buhari don sight new wife

chieveboy:
Buhari is drinking water instead...subtle actions of Buhari... The following statement is a constant regardless of its application:

When 'a truth' (Buhari) meets with falsehood(Nigeria's past), a bitter battle must occur; When principle (buhari) meets with the unprincipled (Nigeria's present), a bitter battle must occur...the process is purification...and the end is the lessons we must all learn.

This applies whether you create another state, run to another country...you can run but you can't hide from yourself...you are all you got to deal with in the whole wide world. #changebeginswithyou...always always!

Buhari drinking water is by no means a show of integrity or modesty, he is doing or taking that because of his age. Diabetes is a friend of nobody and aged people are prone to it.

Secondly, in order to prevent Aisha from playing away match under his nose, he needs to stop taking sugary things.

My advice, don't get it twisted!!!

DesChyko:
Perhaps he is commending her on the impressive environment but she just can't make out a word off his accent




Are you the waitress in the picture? If not, how did you confirm that what he is drinking is tap water? Doesn't soda have an identical colour? Even if its water, heard about sparkling water? They cost way more than those coloured liquids in other men's glasses. Did you see the food budget for Aso Rock?

I'll go with Gov. Peter Obi who avoids such to prevent waste of money.

Even empty glass sef wouldn't look different

The way these people are laughing .... like they don't know what is happening in Nigeria ...their own is just to hoard dollars and reap from the high exchange rate

Buhari: baby I am still very fit ooo
Meet me later tonight, make i knack you akpako till you enter recession.

Saraki: Oga lets us handle her the way we handle the nation's resources so we all taste.
Federal group bangging things.

Osinbajo: My hand no dey ooo