udatso:




Farmerforlife it's been a long time. How are you doing brother

Alhamdulillah, and you?

Farmerforlife:


Alhamdulillah, and you?

Alhamdulillah. It's been a while

Farmerforlife:


I have told you to refrain from lewdnesd if you want me to answer your mentions.

Jinn are not, and never were angels. That is a christian myth. Jinn are parallel creatures created before mankind, with powers that we do not have. They were in control of the world before us, but they were even more incapable. For this reason, God put us there.

Created by who? For what purpose?

Also.... Incapable of doing what?

Please expatitate on the bolded.

Adegoketheking your mode of mockery is teenage-like.

DavidTheGeek:
Adegoketheking your mode of mockery is teenage-like.

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DavidTheGeek:

Created by who? For what purpose?

Also.... Incapable of doing what?

Please expatitate on the bolded.

Jinn are alternate creatures with different characteristics from us, created by God and given the free will to choose between wrong and right, just like us. Muslim narrative has it that God appointed them as initial caretakers of this earth, but they misused their privilege, corrupting the earth, and committing atrocities. God subsequently created Adam the first human to take over, and ordered the jinn to submit to him as leader. This did not go down well with their leader, who proudly disobeyed God and was thrown out of favour as Shaytan or the Devil, along with his fellow jinn who supported his cause. This led him to vow revenge against Adam and his progeny, and to lead them to disobedience in the same way he believed he was led. God promised him hellfire for his continued pride and rebelliousness, along with those jinn and humans who chose to follow him. And here we are now.

Farmerforlife:
Jinn are alternate creatures with different characteristics from us, created by God and given the free will to choose between wrong and right, just like us. Muslim narrative has it that God appointed them as initial caretakers of this earth, but they misused their privilege, corrupting the earth, and committing atrocities. God subsequently created Adam the first human to take over, and ordered the jinn to submit to him as leader. This did not go down well with their leader, who proudly disobeyed God and was thrown out of favour as Shaytan or the Devil, along with his fellow jinn who supported his cause. This led him to vow revenge against Adam and his progeny, and to lead them to disobedience in the same way he believed he was led. God promised him hellfire for his continued pride and rebelliousness, along with those jinn and humans who chose to follow him. And here we are now.

Thanks for taking time to explain.

Farmerforlife:


Truly an edifying comment, worthy of your wisdom. You know, I have always held that interacting with an uncouth character is futile and time-wasting. You can neither learn from him, nor teach him. And his company tends to always be execrable. Sad.

Have a good day yourself.



You are right in that bro, they never actually have anything meaningful to say. Falsehood always gives way before the truth. It always ends in lewdness, obscenity and abuse, in lieu of logical reasoning. This is because Islam is unassailable from a logical stand.

jazakumullahu khairan bro for being patient in your reply to them.

Farmerforlife:


There are no authentic narrations that state precisely the number of women given to individuals in Paradise. We hope for as many as possible. Why limit it to 72? Paradise is an aggregation of all that we enjoy here on earth, heightened and magnified thousands of times, as a reward for our faithfulness on earth. So yes, in as much as we enjoy the companionship of good friends, delicious food, tasty drinks and lawful sex on earth, we will enjoy them in unlimited quantities in Paradise.. insha Allah.

All people, men and women, obtain whatever they wish. If you are really with the Quran, you will see...

<<For them therein is all that they desire, for them therein, is all that they request, a gift from the All Forgiving, Most Merciful>>
surat Fussilat.

So, everyone; whether male or female will be granted ANYTHING that they desire.

As for your other comments, they show lack of a broad view, and petty analysis from a worldly perspective. There is neither drunkenness, nor jealousy, nor sickness, nor death in Paradise. There is no need for prayers or spirituality. All deeds are unnecessary, for those are tests for this world alone. If a man of paradise is preoccupied with the rewards that God has bestowed upon him, then he has earned it. All we need to do in Paradise is to enjoy His bounty, in the companionship of those faithful men and women, who submitted in obedience to His Will since the creation of mankind.

I hope that you are more enlightened now.

Ohhhhkay. But they will be sexual desire, lust and a huge appitite for gluttonny and orgies?

Allah's Paradise through.

With all these disparities, if one still believes that Yahweh and allah are the same Deities...

I'll be damned.

Adegoketheking:
OK there they said things of the flesh would not be practised. just singing and enjoying god's presence makes more sense..

but you Lolz spirit fvcking spiritual virgin. drinking spiritual wine.

how many virgins will alah get? maybe 10million with multiple deeck looolz alah must be a pervert too

Yes indeed. Allah is a pervert (I hope you know allah is muhammed?)
He has young boys for the homosexuals too.

Adegoketheking:
so why didn't he just create us like angels? so we can just all be saved and fvck till eternity? I still don't see the need For test here. it's unfair creating angels perfect and create us imperfect. alah must be high on virgin pussee juice.

Pls ask him how many virgins the Angels have right now? Or they are not entitled to eternal sex? After all they are eternal beings too.

alfarouq:

Good question, now let me ask you one where were you manufactured

We weren't manufactured, we were created. Except you want to say, allah creates 72virgins immidiately he creates one man on earth. That will bring us to the question of, What happens to the virgins if their future sex mechine dies at birth or as children?

Or, it doesn't matter whether they are babbies or not, all muslims males will have virgins?

And, what about embecilic muslim males? The blind, cripple, madmen, will they all be entitled to virgins, seeing muhammed hated the cripple, blind and the disabled?

Wait oo. Will black muslims have the same number of virgins like the Arab men? because the Arabs dispises you black people. Muhammed hated your skin colour like a pleague.

Are you sure?

udatso:

So a Christian's life on earth is to worship God and sing praises to the lord. And his reward for doing this is to further worship and sing praises In the presence of God for eternity? And you actually see sense in this?
I don't see how eternally singing praises is a reward. It's actually a form of worship. You might not like the nature of Islamic paradise but I do and it makes perfect sense to me and that's all that matters.



Farmerforlife it's been a long time. How are you doing brother

Yes, as much as that may sound strange to your sentual mind, its true. In this world, we are made to endure hardship, persecution from the rebels, be killed by muslims.
Here sickness ravishes our bodies, we hunger and thirst. Here we watch helplessly as our loved ones die. Here we grow old and die, none of these things shall plague us anymore when we get to Yahweh's paradise.
We are not prohibitted from having sex here. That is why God created male and female and said, "go into the world and multiply". He knows we have to have sex to multiply. He even told us to enjoy the wives of our youth.

We are not prohibited from drinking alcohol. He is against drunkenness, not drinking.

He wants us to eat good food, but not to be gluttons.

He has given us everything which pertains to life and godliness to enjoy here on earth. Heaven is a solemn places to enjoy the presence of God.

If i hear you say Yahweh and allah are the same again.

EyeHateGod:

Is Homosexuality Allowed In Heaven?

Here you go.

(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."



It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:


O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your LovePeddler who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils

Adegoketheking:
Lolz.

so alah does not have a greater reward than pussee and alcohol? mayan? I though alah was better than man

you believe being a porn star till eternity is the reward you'll get? Choi in no go use laugh kill me. in too like fvck haba...

I just imagine Islamic paradise and it's going to be fun. but in your dream.

remove your heard from the Arab god's asz my friend. it will be more better you even follow the gods of your forefathers not this one imposed on you by a war lord danfodio.

wake up and stop dreaming of spiritual 70 virgins and Jack Daniels

Have you disvirgined a girl before? How long does it take to gain free access and start reaping the fruit of your labour? Then accoding to allah, anytime you sweat and disvirgin one, and pass to the next one, hoping as you come back to that one, it'll be fun, but on getting back, you find her all sealed up again. As good as new.

These muslims do not see how much allah hates them. All their eternal life shall be spent trying to disvirgin 72 vurgins that never stay disvirgined. When then do they start enjoying the aex when all they do is disvirgin demons?

WTH?

Anas09:


Here you go.

(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."



It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:


O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your LovePeddler who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils

How come you are so knowledgable about Islam? The religion bores me silly.

Farmerforlife:


I have told you to refrain from lewdnesd if you want me to answer your mentions.

Jinn are not, and never were angels. That is a christian myth. Jinn are parallel creatures created before mankind, with powers that we do not have. They were in control of the world before us, but they were even more incapable. For this reason, God put us there.




Your hypocrisy is astonishing. While you engage in obscene and lewd talk on the internet (as your customised substitute for logical reasoning), you pretend to be righteously outraged at the Muslim Paradise where lawful sex takes place by permission of our Creator. It leads me to believe that it is not the Muslim idea of Paradise that you are at odds with, but Islam itself. In any case, you need not stress yourself over it, hating stress as you do. Your issues with the Muslim Paradise are mute since you are assuredly not going to be there while holding your current state of unbelief. If peradventure, He decides to guide you, your devil will permit you to see how great a reward paradise is. The Muslim paradise is only for those who wish to go there.

Yes, there are many other rewards in the Muslim paradise, the greatest being the ability to look upon our Lord. Anti Muslim pundits tend to be fixated on the physical stuff more often though, which is why these are always mentioned.

What? Jinns are Christian's myths? We don't have jinns in Christianity sir. Jinns are Islamic. We know demons and they are Fallen demons. They were never created to inhabit the earth before us. Man was the first and will be the last inhabitant of planer earth.

Islam is a joke.

Farmerforlife:


There are no authentic narrations that state precisely the number of women given to individuals in Paradise. We hope for as many as possible. Why limit it to 72? Paradise is an aggregation of all that we enjoy here on earth, heightened and magnified thousands of times, as a reward for our faithfulness on earth. So yes, in as much as we enjoy the companionship of good friends, delicious food, tasty drinks and lawful sex on earth, we will enjoy them in unlimited quantities in Paradise.. insha Allah.

All people, men and women, obtain whatever they wish. If you are really with the Quran, you will see...

<<For them therein is all that they desire, for them therein, is all that they request, a gift from the All Forgiving, Most Merciful>>
surat Fussilat.

So, everyone; whether male or female will be granted ANYTHING that they desire.

As for your other comments, they show lack of a broad view, and petty analysis from a worldly perspective. There is neither drunkenness, nor jealousy, nor sickness, nor death in Paradise. There is no need for prayers or spirituality. All deeds are unnecessary, for those are tests for this world alone. If a man of paradise is preoccupied with the rewards that God has bestowed upon him, then he has earned it. All we need to do in Paradise is to enjoy His bounty, in the companionship of those faithful men and women, who submitted in obedience to His Will since the creation of mankind.

I hope that you are more enlightened now.

You can't possibly be serious.

Ranchhoddas:
How come you are so knowledgable about Islam? The religion bores me silly.

We grew up being told we serve the same God, so made out time to know.

Farmerforlife:


There are no authentic narrations that state precisely the number of women given to individuals in Paradise. We hope for as many as possible. Why limit it to 72? Paradise is an aggregation of all that we enjoy here on earth, heightened and magnified thousands of times, as a reward for our faithfulness on earth. So yes, in as much as we enjoy the companionship of good friends, delicious food, tasty drinks and lawful sex on earth, we will enjoy them in unlimited quantities in Paradise.. insha Allah.

All people, men and women, obtain whatever they wish. If you are really with the Quran, you will see...

<<For them therein is all that they desire, for them therein, is all that they request, a gift from the All Forgiving, Most Merciful>>
surat Fussilat.

So, everyone; whether male or female will be granted ANYTHING that they desire.

As for your other comments, they show lack of a broad view, and petty analysis from a worldly perspective. There is neither drunkenness, nor jealousy, nor sickness, nor death in Paradise. There is no need for prayers or spirituality. All deeds are unnecessary, for those are tests for this world alone. If a man of paradise is preoccupied with the rewards that God has bestowed upon him, then he has earned it. All we need to do in Paradise is to enjoy His bounty, in the companionship of those faithful men and women, who submitted in obedience to His Will since the creation of mankind.

I hope that you are more enlightened now.

All of what you've written are promises made by ancient egoistic, wishful thinking human men. It's clear.

Unlimited sex and food and wine already gets tiring on earth. Humans get used to all of these things over time (constant rushes of dopamine cause desensitization, which makes you need more & more to achieve the same level of satisfaction). It's a matter of brain chemistry.

I'm sure the loophole is that you get special new brains that don't operate in the same way as ours on earth. But if Allah could just swap out your brain chemistry for a new kind wired for unlimited hedonism, why doesn't he directly pump the dopamine & pleasure chemicals right into your brains? Hook you up to unlimited pleasure machines. Save you the trouble of having to work for it.

I can't think of anything more disturbing than a belief system that causes you to forgo a moderate, healthy amount of pleasure on earth, in hopes of binging on ridiculous amounts in a (pretend) afterlife. It's cruel and nonsensical. Not to mention a clear reflection of the pleasure-hungry barbarian who (supposedly) wrote the Quran.

cloudgoddess:

All of what you've written are promises made by ancient egoistic, wishful thinking human men. It's clear.

Unlimited sex and food and wine already gets tiring on earth. Humans get used to all of these things over time (constant rushes of dopamine cause desensitization, which makes you need more & more to achieve the same level of satisfaction). It's a matter of brain chemistry.

I'm sure the loophole is that you get special new brains that don't operate in the same way as ours on earth. But if Allah could just swap out your brain chemistry for a new kind wired for unlimited hedonism, why doesn't he directly pump the dopamine & pleasure chemicals right into your brains? Hook you up to unlimited pleasure machines. Save you the trouble of having to work for it.

I can't think of anything more disturbing than a belief system that causes you to forgo a moderate, healthy amount of pleasure on earth, in hopes of binging on ridiculous amounts in a (pretend) afterlife. It's cruel and nonsensical. Not to mention a clear reflection of the pleasure-hungry barbarian who (supposedly) wrote the Quran.

You are of course entitled to your own opinions, if you can admit that they are baseless. Our Creator knows how much and what quantities of pleasure is optimal for a heavenly experience have no fear, and all the negativity you associate with 'bingeing' on earth do not exist in Paradise, I assure you.

Ranchhoddas:
You can't possibly be serious.

Of course I am. I am zealous to enjoy all the bounties provided by my Lord. Remember that we are there for ever.

Anas09:


What? Jinns are Christian's myths? We don't have jinns in Christianity sir. Jinns are Islamic. We know demons and they are Fallen demons. They were never created to inhabit the earth before us. Man was the first and will be the last inhabitant of planer earth.

Islam is a joke.

No, the story that Satan was an angel is a Christian myth. The best ploy Satan has had amongst Christians is that they have no idea of his nature, and how he works. Demons are not fallen angels. They are just the evil ones among the jinn.

Farmerforlife:


No, the story that Satan was an angel is a Christian myth. The best ploy Satan has had amongst Christians is that they have no idea of his nature, and how he works. Demons are not fallen angels. They are just the evil ones among the jinn.

That's according to the koran not the Bible.

DavidTheGeek:
Created by who? For what purpose?
Also.... Incapable of doing what?
Please expatitate on the bolded.

ask the mumuni why those powerful jinns always wait for him in the toilet.
do u know there is female and male jinns? ask the guy and watch him disappear.

Farmerforlife:


You are of course entitled to your own opinions, if you can admit that they are baseless. Our Creator knows how much and what quantities of pleasure is optimal for a heavenly experience have no fear, and all the negativity you associate with 'bingeing' on earth do not exist in Paradise, I assure you.

yaba left... to the left ... to the left.

Anas09:

That's according to the koran not the Bible.

Of course, Allah makes it clear to us that Satan is our avowed enemy. He then gave us very clear details of how Satan plans his war on us, and how to overcome his plots. the Bible gives little or no clarification about Satan, which is why Christians believe that Satan is the one who withholds blessing, brings death and sickness and goes after people's worldly comforts. This is a fallacy, Satan couldn't care less how rich or poor you are, he just wants you in hell. By claiming that Satan can control your affairs, you make him more powerful than God.

High is Allah above all that they ascribe to Him.

Farmerforlife:


Of course, Allah makes it clear to us that Satan is our avowed enemy. He then gave us very clear details of how Satan plans his war on us, and how to overcome his plots. the Bible gives little or no clarification about Satan, which is why Christians believe that Satan is the one who withholds blessing, brings death and sickness and goes after people's worldly comforts. This is a fallacy, Satan couldn't care less how rich or poor you are, he just wants you in hell. By claiming that Satan can control your affairs, you make him more powerful than God.

High is Allah above all that they ascribe to Him.

Going by your assertion, it therefore means Allah is not Yahweh?

Blackfire:




ask the mumuni why those powerful jinns always wait for him in the toilet.
do u know there is female and male jinns? ask the guy and watch him disappear.

hahahaha hilarious. Those Jinns eh must be on steroids.

Farmerforlife:


Of course I am. I am zealous to enjoy all the bounties provided by my Lord. Remember that we are there for ever.

Lemme ask u diz. This pleasures, it seems to sound like only those who kill and die in the course of allah (Jihad) are entitled to the pleasures in paradise, (i could be wrong). But, what about the so called moderate muslims who do not kill for allah, are they also entitled to this pleasures?

You are anticipating this pleasures, how many people have you killed for allah?

Blackfire:





ask the mumuni why those powerful jinns always wait for him in the toilet.

do u know there is female and male jinns?
ask the guy and watch him disappear.

And the Jinns shit on their noses.

Farmerforlife:


Of course, Allah makes it clear to us that Satan is our avowed enemy. He then gave us very clear details of how Satan plans his war on us, and how to overcome his plots. the Bible gives little or no clarification about Satan, which is why Christians believe that Satan is the one who withholds blessing, brings death and sickness and goes after people's worldly comforts. This is a fallacy, Satan couldn't care less how rich or poor you are, he just wants you in hell. By claiming that Satan can control your affairs, you make him more powerful than God.

High is Allah above all that they ascribe to Him.

Pls i need in clear details how shaytan plans his war agaisnt muslims.