laikas:

present o, ayaff landed.

we dey hia!, Royh the man, thanks ojere

[b] EPISODE SEVEN MFYL PR2

I sat on the mattress not knowing what to do. I don’t have anybody on her camp I can call except for Janet. Oh! Will I call Janet and be asking about Funmi from her or ask her to deliver message to Funmi? That’s going to be counterproductive. I started to think about what I did wrong to have pushed Funmi into breaking up with me in just two weeks we were apart. I tried her number again but was still switched off. I sent her a text message claiming I love her and will do anything in my capability to please her. I also said I’m sorry about everything even though I’m yet to understand what really is the problem as I don’t believe it’s just about reduction in communication. Some minutes later she replied my text saying I made her cry and sad contrary to my promise never to do that again. I tried calling her immediately the message entered but her phone was off again. I did not know when I screamed out in frustration waking up some guys who had been sleeping earlier.

I laid back on the mattress not knowing what to think about as my mind run from Ifunaya to Uche’s drama and Funmi’s shocker. One of my fellow corps members in the hostel name Tali did came to have words with me.

Tali: Hey Will, can I have a word with you?

Me: Tali how far? Maybe tomorrow, I’m not in good mood right now.

Tali: Yeah, your scream says a lot.

Me: I’m sorry if I woke you up

Tali: I wasn’t sleeping. I’ve been noticing you since you came back. What’s the problem?

Me: Oh, I’m okay. I just needed some rest

Tali: Is it about ladies?

Me: Why must it be about ladies?

Tali: Because you are a guy and I heard you on phone the other time.

Me: So every guy worries about ladies right?

Tali: No, those who can control themselves don’t worry about ladies.

Me: Hmm, it’s okay. Thanks I’m fine.

Tali: Is it lust?

Me: Lust as how?

Tali: I mean you are having feelings for many ladies at a time, that’s lust.

Me: Who told you I’m having feelings for multiple ladies. Anyway, thanks for your lust definition.

Tali: You know I’m right because you can’t love all of them at the same time; you are only looking for something else

Me: Something else like?

Tali: You know what I’m talking about

Me: Just say it, will you?

Tali: Okay, you are only sexually attracted to them.

Me: Here we go! Common dude, must everything be about sex?

Tali: If what you are looking for is not sex, then what it is?

Me: Dude I don’t understand you. Let’s just end this discussion already

Tali: Hmm, I saw you in church this evening, are you born again?

Me: Positive

Tali: Since when?

Me: I can’t give you a date, but I know it was while I was in 100level

Tali: Hmm, nobody forget their birthday. Anyway since you claim to be born again I’m sure you know premarital sex is a sin.

Me: Yes I know. Are we still talking about sex? Damn!

Tali; Good to know. Why don’t you table your worries to God then?

Me: How do you mean?

Tali: You are a Christian and are born again, then present what’s troubling you to God.

Me: Hmm

Tali: Except of course your situation is not presentable to God.

Me: Really?

Tali: Yes, you’ll be ashamed to present unholy stuffs to God.

Me: Is there something one cannot present to God?

Tali: His eye is too holy beneath iniquity

Me: But He still answers sinners’ prayer

Tali: Abomination! The prayer of a sinner is a taboo to Him.

Me: Really? What about when the sinner is asking for forgiveness?

Tali: That’s different.

Me: You are making it sound like you must first be holy before you can talk to God. Meanwhile Christ never came to meet the holy dudes but the other peeps. God said “come let us reason together”. He said he’s able to forgive. He wasn’t talking to righteous dude in that regard. Well I understand where you are coming from and I know sometimes I tread the wrong path. But don’t be saying this to everybody. Only the deep in Christ can understand your points, it will only chase away the baby Christians away. God answers sinners’ prayer, he love sinners. He only hates the sin in them not the sinners. Well to clarify your point, God only answers according to His will, so a sinners prayer outside forgiveness is most likely not going to be in tune with God’s will. That’s the deal.

Tali: Hmm preach it sir

Me: (Smiling) Really, I appreciate your words. Thanks, God bless you. I’ll tell my worries to God.

Tali: You are welcome bro. whenever you want to discuss anything you can call me.

Me: Thanks bro.

Tali: Hope you’ll come for the program tomorrow?

Me: I will thanks.

I actually felt more relieved with the discussion I had with Tali. The truth in is words is I must be focus and know what I’m looking for. Whatever I won’t eat I should just let go, not sniffing it. I planned on having a chat with Ifunaya tomorrow and apologize to her.

I was still in thought when Ifunaya’s message came in and it reads “Will, whatever it is that is bothering you, just be calm, we’ll talk tomorrow and I assure you it’s all settled”. That message sent a mixed feeling into my system, good and bad. The good there is we’ll talk and I’ll be able to express myself but the bad there is she said “all is settled”. I hope she’s not thinking I want to ask her out. It that’s the case, I’m sure going to continue this drama tomorrow.

I was already sleeping when Temmy and Mark came back waking me up.

Mark: Will, why are you sleeping by this time?

Temmy: What’s wrong bro?

Me: It’s already late now, it’s almost 10.

Temmy: Yeah, but I know you’ll either be chatting or surfing net by now.

Me: We’ll talk later. Where have you been?

Temmy; Fola wouldn’t let go of me. She insisted I stay with her. We were in mami since.

Mark: Temmy be careful with that lady

Temmy: Why did you say that? I’m not dating her.

Mark: I know, but she’s giving you too much attention and she obviously like you.

Temmy: And what’s wrong with that

Mark: No, it’s not wrong if she’s single.

Temmy: Is she not?

Mark: She’s married guys

Temmy/Me: What?

Me: How can you tell?

Mark: I saw her redeployment form

Temmy: She’s redeploying?

Mark: She didn’t tell you?

Me: How did you come across the form?

Mark: I was in the hall while they were filling it. I don’t think she knows me as your friend though.

Temmy: Menh! I have died!

Me: (Laughing) What killeth thou bro?

Temmy: Mark, thank you so much for saving me from a potential abomination. (We all laughed)

Mark: I beg I want to sleep before those crazy hungry Man-O-War will come with their frustrated behaviors tomorrow morning.

Me: Thanks mark, good night.

Temmy: Good night bro (He sits on my bed). So what’s the problem bro?

Me: You won’t believe it if I tell you that Funmi broke up with me this evening.

Temmy: What kind of play is that?

Me: I’m not kidding bro; she said she needs a break.

Temmy: How did she say it?

Me: She said we should have break till further notice

Temmy: And your response?

Me: I said I wasn’t in support of it that we should be together but she said she wasn’t asking for my permission.

Temmy: Wao! What was her reason for the breakup?

Me: Reduced communication between us

Temmy: Are you serious? That’s normal now; we are on camp for God’s sake.

Me: Tell her that. She has switched off her phone since then. She sent me a massage that I made her cry but I don’t know how.

Temmy: Maybe I should call her.

Me: You can try, but you should call Rachael first.

Temmy: She called me while I was coming back (He dialed Funmi’s number and it rang but was ignored). She’s dropping my call.

Me: I tell you. You are being punished for my sin.

Temmy: I have another angle to this.

Me: What angle?

Temmy: I don’t think she can just breakup with you over phone for lack of communication.

Me: So what do you think is the problem?

Temmy: There are two schools of thoughts

Me: Which are?

Temmy: One is somebody is telling her about you.

Me: Telling her what about me?

Temmy: Your closeness with Ifunaya and Uche.

Me: Yeah, when does getting close becomes cheating?

Temmy: She won’t see it that way

Me: And who knows me as her man here?

Temmy: There is only one person who knows and have Funmi’s contact

Me: Uche?

Temmy: Something like that

Me: While will she do that?

Temmy: Maybe because she likes you

Me: So she’ll destroy my relationship because of that?

Temmy: Ladies can do anything to get what they want

Me: No, Uche can’t do that

Temmy: What’s up with her though, I saw her leaving the hall in an angry fashion.

Me: I can’t even explain. I was watching Ifunaya dance and next thing she said was “I won’t watch her like that” and her facial expression changed. She said I never give her chance.

Temmy: Chance for what?

Me: I was going to ask but she never waited for me to. More like she’s jealous of Ifunaya.

Temmy: Mehn, things are happening.

Me: Bro I can’t wait for this camp to close, I’m tired. Everything is getting so boring and frustrating.

Temmy: Sorry bro, you still got like 7days

Me: Damn! What’s the other school of thought?

Temmy: For Funmi right?

Me: Yeah

Temmy: Well, I’m sorry to say this but I think she has met another guy on camp and that one is always available unlike you that is far away.

Me: I’ll choose not to believe that.

Temmy: It won’t change it from being the truth if it is.

Me: No, I know funmi, she can’t do such thing. I’m her first love remember.

Temmy: Well time will tell. Have you send those details to the manager?

Me: You are just asking now. I’ve sent it since last week. I’m even hearing they won’t allow anybody to go to company. I heard everybody is going to be posted to school except the medical guys.

Temmy: No problem with that. We’ll ask the school principal to reject us.

Me: If he refused?

Temmy: We’ll speak his language.

Me: Hmm, what if it’s on water.

Temmy: Same technique.

Me: Till then. My mind is on Funmi presently. What if we indeed breakup?

Temmy: It’s camp distraction, after camp her eye will clear.

Me: I pray so.

Temmy: Just keep your calm and start avoiding both Uche for now.

Me: I need that big time, just like you have to flee from Fola.

Temmy: On point. You don’t have to tell me.

My mind could not get off Funmi throughout the night, even the dream I had was on us. I really love Funmi, yes I’m getting little distracted but it is a mere distraction. I really can’t lose her.[/b]

ROYH:
thanks,NOW lemme Call On My Team Hero Mates
TheblessedMAn, Mrlemuel, Tgold1, SmartestpopQueen+Fiyah, PamelB, AOB1, opeoluwa99, Countrygirl, beenuel, Laikas, Yormienerd...
DIX tori Sweet O, E Get Short Completed Season 1

in Falz voice, haf I hanza before? present

mhiz:
Will is at fault here. Entangling himself with different chicks. Especially that uche, didn't he learn his lesson from the past.

He's annoying

hi babe I just looked at u wit my inner eyes....you re beautiful. ..we can start our love story from here u know

ohh now I gerrit...ride on bro....I dey ur back

PamelB:
in Falz voice, haf I hanza before? present

Hey dear, I am more or less the "Will" character in this thread aka the sharp shooter

So please kindly introduce yaself to me first... Lolzzz

ROYH:
thanks,NOW lemme Call On My Team Hero Mates
TheblessedMAn, Mrlemuel, Tgold1, SmartestpopQueen+Fiyah, PamelB, AOB1, opeoluwa99, Countrygirl, beenuel, Laikas, Yormienerd...
DIX tori Sweet O, E Get Short Completed Season 1

Thanks for the mention and sorry I came late I had to read the first part before coming here

Uncle Opeyemi babsopey you are doing a great job here and pls warn Opeyemi that Funmi won't take it likely with him o because I'm the mole inside

Hungry 4 more uptades

thanks for the mention Royh let me start from part one

Hmm... Learning... Can't wait for next update

Countrygirl:
thanks for the mention Royh
let me start from part one

Its My Pleasure Dear, Don't Mention :*

Where is Babsopey?
don't keep lover boyz like me waiting ooo

[b] EPISODE EIGHT MFYL PR2

During the morning parade, I noticed Uche was avoiding me or maybe I thought so. One major figure I was knee on seeing is Ifunaya. As the general parade was going on, she did appeared in her white short and top even though most of us were in green long sleeve khaki jacket because of the rain that fell overnight bringing about a high rated cold. She does not look disturbed by the cold as she approached me with a smile. Yes she’s beautiful and I like her but I wasn’t going to let that distract me from the reality as I’m going to be applying Apostle Paul’s words “Putting every thought under subjection”.

Ifunaya: Good morning Will, you are still not looking good. What exactly is wrong?

Me: Good morning how was your night?

Ifunaya: It was great, how was yours?

Me: Cool. Nice performance yesterday. They announced this morning that you guys came first. I’m sure your contribution speaks for your platoon.

Ifunaya: Yeah, I was named the best solo dancer

Me: Great! Well deserving.

Ifunaya: Thanks dear. So what’s the problem?

Me: I saw your message yesterday.

Ifunaya: Yeah, is that why you are not looking good?

Me: No, not at all, just want to say thank you,

Ifunaya: You are welcome dear, so what’s the problem?

Me: There is no problem but I’ll like to apologize to you.

Ifunaya: Apologize for what?

Me: Two things, one; you might not like what I’m about to say.

Ifunaya: And two?

Me: I’m sorry if I’ve been leading you on since

Ifunaya: (Smiles) I’m listening

Me: The thing is I really like you but it was wrong of me to get too close

Ifunaya: Were you the one that got close to me?

Me: Yeah, we sort of got close to each other

Ifunaya: Not really Will. I got close to you because I like you since that night we met.

Me: But I’m the one who was drawing you afterwards.

Ifunaya: (Smiling) You were just following my clue and I think it’s normal for a guy.

Me: Even if it’s true I was following your clue, I did it intentionally because I found you attractive.

Ifunaya: You are in a relationship right?

Me: Yes, I was.

Ifunaya: Was?

Me: Yeah, she broke up with me yesterday evening.

Ifunaya: Before or after we parted?

Me: It was after. That’s not the problem here though, I just don’t want to be leading you on, I’m sorry.

Ifunaya: You know I’m engaged for marriage

Me: Really?

Ifunaya: Yeah, we’ll be having our traditional marriage after camp.

Me: That soon?

Ifunaya: Yeah, it’s supposed to be before the camp but we had to postpone it because of my fiancé transfer at work. He was transferred to Lagos.

Me: Wao! Why then did you get so close to me? You are putting me in trouble

Ifunaya: (Smiling) Not really. I like you but was not planning to date you. Even if you had asked me out, I would have turned you down. I love your company and I think you are a good person. I discovered I’ve started developing feelings for you, so I understand you.

Me: Wao, I’m really sorry for misreading you.

Ifunaya: We both misread each other dear and we were both getting carried away but I’m happy we have this talk. I think we are good now right?

Me: Yeah, I’m relieved.

Ifunaya: Me too. Is that lady (Pointing to Uche who was looking at us but took away her gaze when I look at her direction)

Me: Uche?

Ifunaya: Yeah, is she your girlfriend that broke up with you?

Me: No, Uche is my friend

Ifunaya: It doesn’t seem so

Me: She’s my friend; we are from the same school, same department.

Ifunaya: Why then does she feel jealous whenever I’m around you?

Me: I’m not sure, but I’ll try to get the reason why

Ifunaya: From her?

Me: Yeah

Ifunaya: That might be rude. Asking her directly might get her offended.

Me: She’s not even talking to me again. I’ll have to talk to her because I need to clarify everything.

Ifunaya: No problem. So how do you settle your relationship issue with your girlfriend?

Me: I’m really not sure. She won’t pick my calls.

Ifunaya: Don’t worry she’ll come around. We ladies can be like that sometimes. Just make sure you visit her after camp.

Me: Thanks, that means a lot.

Ifunaya: I’m here whenever you need to talk.

Me: Thank you. I thought you are on parade.

Ifunaya: Not anymore. They reduced their number and I was happy to exclude myself.

Me: Funny. I just don’t have interest in any of the events.

Ifunaya: If you were allowed to have your own event, what would it have being?

Me: Scrabble. I love it so much.

Ifunaya: Funny you. Scrabble won’t give you any stress

Me: It makes you to think fast.

The practice parade continues while Ifunaya and I continue to discuss as Uche persist in avoiding me.

A day to leave the camp and Uche was still avoiding me while Funmi continue to ignore my call for five days plus now. I finally got hold of Uche when everybody was trying to save their loads at the NCCF worship shed. She attempted avoiding me as usual but I held her hand and pull her back. She faced me and gave me a surprise hug that sent me into confuse mode. How can somebody who has been avoiding me all this while hug me so passionately like that as if she’s been expecting me for a long time? Ladies are indeed a rare species, understanding them is like trying to count the sand at the beach. The hug reminds me of the way she hugged me after her accident. I pushed her out a little and ask what the problem was.

Me: Uche what’s the problem? Why have you been avoiding me all these while?

Uche: I’m sorry, I couldn’t face you

Me: Why? What did I do wrong?

Me: You did nothing wrong and I’m sorry for the way I acted that night.

Me: It’s okay Uche, what’s the problem?

Uche: Let’s just say I developed feelings for you but you always see me as a bad girl. It makes me sad and jealous when you preferred a new lady to me.

Me: Common Uche, we’ve discussed this and I even thought you were disturbing me because of Janet.

Uche: I’ve like you before I know you with Janet. Knowing you are close to Janet only makes it look like that’s the reason why.

Me: Hmm

Uche: I needed your help concerning my project by that time; I sincerely don’t know how to go about it then.

Me: Uche I know you are brilliant, your final grades speaks volume, so I don’t believe you needed any help.

Uche: That part of engineering usually gives me problem. I’m the one that asked our supervisor to join our project together.

Me: Hmm, and that was successful.

Uche: It was during those moments of working together I developed a strong feeling for you, but you were not even looking at my side at all. You were instead focused on Janet and your Rich girlfriend.

Me: You can’t blame me for that Uche. The first impression you gave me wasn’t good. Especially with the party, that really made me despised you a lot.

Uche: I’m sorry about the party, I never intended it to be that way, but you could have at least be my friend then, instead you were always neglecting and treating me like trash.

Sincerely at this point, I started to feel guilty because her allegations are not entirely false. I did not know what to say or how to handle it.

Me: But we are friends now Uche.

Uche: Yes we are, and I’m happy about it until that lady came along.

Me: Ifunaya is just a friend like you.

Uche: It doesn’t seem so and you are always concentrated on her

Me: I’m sorry if it looks that way.

Uche: Do you mean that?

Me: Yes I am very sorry about everything.

Uche: But this isn’t fair

Me: What’s not fair?

Uche: Why are you just coming today?

Me: Uche you’ve been avoiding me like plague

Uche: But you are a man, you always know how to get to a lady if you want to, just like you did now.

Me: I am lucky today because there are no many options for you to run.

Uche: It’s not fair because after tomorrow, I might not get to see you as often again.

Me: It won’t be too good to be seeing each other often too, remember I’m in a relationship.

Uche: You and your rich girlfriend are still dating?

Me: Yeah, why won’t we?

Uche: I’m just asking. You guys really tried then.

Me: Don’t worry; we’ll be visiting each other.

Uche: What if I’m posted on water, will you still visit me?

Me: You will redeploy, or are you planning on staying on water?

Uche: Maybe, it might be fun.

Me: Well, you’ll be coming over to city then.

Uche: Hmm, so you won’t come?

Me: Uche, staying and travelling on water might be fun for you but it’s not for me. You’ll be coming to the city, don’t worry I’ll be paying for transport whenever you come.

Uche: What if you are the one posted on water and you are not able to redeploy.

Me: If I can’t redeploy from the place to the city, I’ll redeploy from the whole state.

Uche: And you’ll leave me here?

Me: I left my fiancée at Lagos to come here and besides, I have phobia for water, I can’t be travelling on water every now and then.

Uche: Fiancée? Hmm. Anyway, you promise we’ll be seeing each other right?

Me: Friends for life, I promise.

Uche: Nice, I’m happy to hear that

Me: You are very funny Uche; you made it sound like a big deal.

Uche: Don’t worry you can’t understand.

Me: Hmm, please make me understand o. Anyway, which one should I help you with?

Uche: I’m done; I can’t pack everything now, since I’ll still bath tomorrow.

Me: Are you planning on going along with your buckets?

Uche: Why not? I don’t know where I’m going yet. My concern is how to get my kits ironed for tomorrow.

Me: That’s easy, just fold them perfectly and place them in between your bed and the mattress.

Uche: Won’t the bed pattern show on the clothes?

Me: No. Place a cloth on the bed before placing the uniforms and then your mattress on it. By the time you are sleeping, you are automatically ironing it.

Uche: Hmm Engineer Will the inventor (We both laughed)

Talking about how she responded to my relationship and calling Funmi my fiancée, I hope she did not know anything about our breakup. If she’s indeed the one feeding Funmi details about me here, it will kill this new opinion I’m having towards her.

Later that day, I received an unusual call from Janet.

Me: Wao Janet, it’s been a long time. How is camp over there?

Janet: Fine Will, you just abandoned me, it’s not fair o.

Me: Common Jane, you know I need to tread softly before your man cut my head off.

Janet: Hmm but we are still friends now

Me: Don’t mind me, hope you are good?

Janet: I’m fine. I sent you some pictures and messages on Whatsapp, have you seen it?

Me: Nope, I’ve been managing my battery since yesterday, so no browsing.

Janet: Alright. Check it but don’t freak out okay. I’ve explained all I think you should know under the pictures.

Me: What’s in the pictures Jane?

Janet: When you see it, let’s talk later. Call me o, I’ve got news for you. Bye.

Me: Alright thanks.

“What might she be sending that can make me freak out? I hope it’s not nude”. Curiously, I put on my mobile data even though my phone’s battery was below 30%. Numerous messages did entered but I went to Janet’s message straight away and what I saw and read did not just freak me out, I nearly collapse. Damn! This is not happening![/b]

mhiz:

Hope you're not like will?

Hian! Will is a good guy na. (Lol)

KomonSense :
Where is Babsopey?
don't keep lover boyz like me waiting ooo

Lols @Lover boy, you see to like Will. It's ready Bro.

Lemme guess...*Funmi wit anoda guy*

Bro I hv been following this story right from season 1. I jst wnt 2 say ur wrk is gud kip up

Nice story bro, keep it up. God strengthen you the more.

mhiz:
Hope you're not like will?

im not but im perfect in my imperfections

mhiz:
He's a confused guy that does not know what he wants.

he does know what he want but too many options is the problem

Ohhhhh dz boy ,sorry man,,,I mean guy,, dude rather,, come o,,, am about to cu,,,,,,,,,,m. Wah did will see o,,,

mhiz:

If he knows what he want, he should select one and stop 'catching feelings'

you don't go to the market with the intentions of buying a particular stuff, getting there you see a similar or better version of it without contemplating before reaching for a final decision na

Ghen Ghen.. Funmi's in trouble! Babs, why do I feel it's your love story?

ChemicalReaction:
Ghen Ghen.. Funmi's in trouble! Babs, why do I feel it's your love story?

Oya nah over to you Babsopey...
My sweet gf ChemicalReaction has just asked a million-naira question to you...

KomonSense:


Oya nah over to you Babsopey...
My sweet gf ChemicalReaction has just asked a million-naira question to you...

Are you William? Why you flirting upandan and making me jealous in the process. Huh #sobs. Inshort I need a break!!

ChemicalReaction:
Are you William? Why you flirting upandan and making me jealous in the process. Huh #sobs. Inshort I need a break!!

Where is Babsopey now come and see what u've caused ooo my gf ChemicalReaction has terminated our romantic escapade unexpectedly

Now no more (Buhari's voice) #OtherRooms action

Chai !!! I'm finished Bae pls don't do this to me nah

mhiz:

Hmmm,

hmmmn..just hmmm... ok oooo....oya I need a green light