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Salah
Benrama
Hannibal
Amad Dialo
should look their back

God will punish 1chance gang in Jesus name


I was there on Friday when this poor woman was crying bitterly

Yoruba Muslim on it again

Baller
Better than all Chelsea players

*10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU'LL DEFINITELY MEET, WHILE TRAVELLING BY PUBLIC BUS AS NIGERIAN*

*1. Seat Grabbers* : This ones are not preachers of love and they came prepared to fight. After you've settled into your seat, they'd come and tell you to stand up for them. If you don't, fight will start.

*2 . The Sleeping Machines* : These ones cannot come and Kee themselves. The moment the car starts moving, they port to another universe.

*3: The Where Are we now Group:* These ones behave like they've never travelled before, every five minutes they're asking you: Brother, please wia we dey now? We don reach Kafanchan? Shebi after Zaria we go enter Lagos?

*4. The Zealous Prayer Warriors:* These ones don't smile, they are ever ready to give it to Satan hot hot. They'll speak in tongues from beginning to the end and sometimes even force all of you to join.

*5. The Gluttons:* These ones don't want to hear that they got ulcer because of common travelling. So every chance they get they gauge their stomach well. They combine akpu with malt and garden egg, then top it with sugarcane. Five minutes later, they're pricing chin chin and water melon.

*6. The urinators:* These one shout 'Driver stop!' every twenty minutes, then run into the bush to do the needful, they mostly belong to group 5. They are always offloading to create space for downloading.

*7. The Assistant Drivers:* Drivers pray every morning not to meet these ones. They'll never blink, their eyes are focused on the driver. If driver tries overtaking they shout and insult daylight out of him. Try overspeeding and they might even land you a knock. I love them 😄.

*8. Story Tellers:* These ones make the journey lively. Their mouths keep moving nonstop. They'll tell you what happened in their village in Adoka in 1967 and tell you how Adakole impregnated his uncle's neighbour's tenant, while you're still confused, they quickly move to tell you of their days serving in the military (mostly old men).

*9. The Unconcerned Ones:* These ones plug in their earphones throughout the journey.

*Who can tell me the Number 10? 😄*

Two powerful men in the world




Two most loved men in the world



If you don't agree with me go to court Justice Haruna Tsamani dey wait for you

highness25:
which kind talk be this one na

Na normal talk


You and me know the outcome already


Chelsea is finished product

Easy win for Luton

Mid table battle

None



Welcome back home Africa

Confused


Muslim


Yoruba Muslim don confuse they don't know who to support for now



Hausa Muslim too are confused

Our incoming president



Insha Allah

Yoruba Christian don dey get sense small small




But Yoruba no get Muslim or Christian oo

All na the same


Na my northern brothers dey cause crisis

Putin my man


I know you will fullfil ur promise


But as e reach naija like this Dem do abrakadabra



D masses go think say u no send am



God bless Putin and Davido


Bleep you that don't like dem

Urheadmaster:


Sahara reporters and outrageous falsehood are like 5 and 6

Sahara reporters and legit news is like 5&6

I Sha love Yoruba Muslim small for this one



But Hausa Muslim na useless Muslim

Dem just dey do pass Dem self



I don tire for their matter

Tootles Union

New PMS price regime is an ‘overkill’ — NUJ declares
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Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) has described the new price regime of PMS announced on Tuesday as an “overkill.”

The NUJ, therefore, “urged that the situation should be reversed immediately while adequate measures are considered and put in place to lessen the effects on ordinary Nigerians.”

In a press statement signed and issued by the National Secretary, Shuaibu Usman Leman, the NUJ stated that”We are alarmed at the just announced increase in the pump price of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) to N617 per litre in Abuja and N568 in Lagos respectively.”

Read full story:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/new-pms-price-regime-is-an-overkill-nuj-declares/

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Ft Canada 2 Naija runs girl 0

This Criminal

I was in his house yesterday

Why Pump Price Increased To N617/litre — NNPCL
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The Group Chief Executive Officer of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited, Mele Kyari, has attributed the rise in petrol pump prices in Nigeria to market forces.

Full Story: https:///p7ZDOE-2XjP

Nigerians react

Tootles 🐕 at it again





Give wait and see their silent tomorrow once Dem cash out

THE PROPOSED PALLIATIVE CASH TRANSFERS ROBS THE POOR AND PAYS THE RICH : WE REJECT IT – NLC







@Lalasticlala

He should be investigated





I don't trust Biden

North Korea Arrests US Soldier After Crossing Military Border Without Permission

North Korea has reportedly arrested a United State soldier who crossed the border from the inter-Korean demilitarised zone without authorisation.

United Nations Command in a tweet on Tuesday said that they now believe that the US national is in the custody of North Korean officials, Daily Mail reports.

The yet-to-be-identified US soldier was taking part in a tour of the Joint Security Area, the border village in the demilitarised zone separating the two Koreas where soldiers from both sides stand guard.

UN Command tweeted, "A US National on a JSA orientation tour crossed, without authorisation, the Military Demarcation Line into the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

"We believe he is currently in DPRK custody and is working with our KPA counterparts to resolve this incident,' it added, referring to North Korea's People's Army."

Since July 1953 when the Armistice was signed, the Military Demarcation Line marks the border between North and South Korea.

The Korean Demilitarised Zone sits on either side of the border, stretching 2km each way.

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Seun why una ban me?

Can u imagine