Enjoy Your Reign King.

firstking01:
E good for you.

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Counter thread

Now I'm confused ...Don't know my position again cos I do a little bit of all

Sempumping:
Now I'm confused ...Don't know my position again cos I do a little bit of all

Be confused no more 4 the messiah has come..
You're: MULTIPURPOSE ASSISTANT GIRLFRIEND..

Perfectionist11:


Be confused no more 4 the messiah has come..
You're: MULTIPURPOSE ASSISTANT GIRLFRIEND..

Your punch was so hard ,I couldn't even cry

Good one

Agf ATM card mangers ---->> them these ones re in charge of ur ATM card, God gave u two hands and they re functioning well but these girl will keep helping you at the ATM machine to press the buttons and withdraw like say you re handicapped. But wen its time to play in the night...they'll be like honey am not feeling too well.... Run as fast from this type of girls....they will wreck you.

Piercedclit:
This guys aint loyal
I'm not an assistant on anything on that list up there. #Mainchickornothing

Na who we go ask naaaaaa

Perfectionist11:


Be confused no more 4 the messiah has come..
You're: MULTIPURPOSE ASSISTANT GIRLFRIEND..

You're wicked.

AGF Glo unlimited and comforter though...

modelmike7:
Matters arising. . .

Jesus...

AGF? as in Attorney General of the Federation.. I am not understanding

Rayfield:
Lalasticlala is the calmest dude I've ever seen from Nairaland

Iffa hear......wetin I be?

Haaaah!


Don't you just love counter threads

This counter thread is soooooo dope

HMMMMMM!!! Now i know y Shade has always been closing up on me. Tanks OP

nice one I need AGF CBN

Good.

With these qualities wey AGFs get, wetin d main chick come get now? E be like say d side chick don pack all d qualities go o

@collinsflex 4gerrrit, if e no be panadol(ur sister) e no fit be like panadol(AGF). U cant keep a chicken as pet, no matter how you love it u will definitely eat it one day.

I laffed and laffed I almost wan kill maself. I never womanise reach this stage. Whoever thought of this whether in thought or thru experience is super duper dope. Nigeria with youths like this will be great again.

Sempumping:



Your punch was so hard ,I couldn't even cry

Gr8..cuz I didn't intend to make ya cry..I ain't an onion I'm a pineapple..

Piercedclit:
This guys aint loyal
I'm not an assistant on anything on that list up there. #Mainchickornothing

if i hear say u never b AGF once?...Guys gently accept on d ABF thread d category dey belong..u wan con dey say #MainChickOrNothing here

Sempumping:
Now I'm confused ...Don't know my position again cos I do a little bit of all

jst lyk i belong to 9/10 of d ABF ministries...u try

Now this is funny i pity em'assistant girl friends sha. What a compilation, makes sense though.

"Jesus boy" better listengo back to school and try outlol this is idiotic

I BOW

collinsflex:
This is a Counter Thread to 10 Types Of Assistant Boyfriends by Bekwarra https://www.nairaland.com/3322734/10-types-assistant-boyfriends. No be only Girls they get ABF, Guys too they get them ballkuu.

Read through and drop your view.

AGF Adviser General: These are the types Buhari should Employ as his advisers. they advice you on everything ranging from what to wear, what to eat, how to cook, how to make a girl happy, how to live life. they go even advice you self not to go out Money to your present GF so dat the babe fit leave you for them. She has parrot in her stomach, she can talk for 2 months with drinking one sachet of water. guys beware ooo, dem sabi gossips wella, if she sees you with another babe, the main chick must hear am. She will do anything to destroy your current relationship.

AGF religious Affair: Really Can't say Much About this but i will leave you with these quote "Don't bother about those girls calling your man petnames; Be careful with those who send him Bible verses, these ones plan to stay longer!".

AGF Comforter: She is Motherly in Nature, she is very matured, talks like she knows it all and she will never offend you. She has all the answer to your problems and is always there when ever you are down. She talks to you in a manner that makes your heart beat faster but behind her smiles and laughter are silent words wishing she could keep you to herself alone.
despite the hurt she face nothing having you, she keeps playing her role very well hoping that someday you can understand why she is always there for you. Bros wen u meet dis kind babe grab am with both hands because she knows you more than you know your self.

AGF Glo (Unlimited): She knows you have a GF but that does not stop her from giving you free Access to her Honeywell, she grinds you like her life depends on it. She Knows how Naughty guys are and she use that to her advantage.
NOTE: if she always insult your main Chick while the deed is being done, just know she plans to stay for long not just a sex mate.

AGF Family Duties and Affair: She is loved in your house even more than your main Chick, she is well known by all your family members including your extended family. She plays the role of a house help, she clean the whole house, wash your clothes, wash your mothers clothes. She cooks for the whole house and does everything to be loved by all in your house. Truth be told Mama Love her more than the main Chick. you better control her before Momcy help you pursue your main Chick.

AGF Food Allowance (Afternoon Food): She never allow him go hungry at noon. After Class she buys him Lacasera and gala and every other eatable snacks hust to steal his heart.She uses rhe same trick used by the AGF Great Cook but she doesn't have to cook hers. She aim for the Stomach and the heart with one shot.

AGF CBN: These are The Big girls in School, She is Classic, pretty and high Class. she has her ride, she is always dropped in School by a Jeep or A Toyota Voultron. Her father is one of the Big names in their city, she has more than you and your extended family can spend.She Gifts you financially and materially and she doesn't seems to care or look bothered doing this things in the presence of the main Chick. they are very good at intimidating the main Chicks. these are the set that can kiss you in the presence of your GF and she gets away freely because her Gang runs the school.(make i hear say her low class babe try am, na ur school fees you go use treat her after ur gf is done with her)

AGF Night Call/ Caretaker: HAHAHA.. we all Know these ones. they don't call till it is 11 PM midnight when you should be busy doing the do, the spend hours on call like say na their papa get MTN, AIRTEL, GLO and ETISALAT combined together. these set really do not know what to say, you hear Them repeating the same questions like "how are you" "where are you(middle of night hear question make person they ask, like say she dey expect u for coven)" "have you eaten(if person no eat sleep go catch am?)" "you sound very dull(she expect make u dey shout like who see ghost abi)" "will i see you tomorrow(i wonder if she dey expect make you from sleep enter sleep)" "you just forget me(like say she forget ur house address)". She spends her Feeding allowance to call you even take from other Potential maga just to hear your horrible voice.. (Baba abeg make we help this types of girls before they loose hope for love).

AGF Great Cook: She is the best Cook in the World, she has no rival and she is better than the main Chick when it comes to this Aspect of womanhood. She believes in the Saying "The Easiest Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach". She Cooks all varieties of Food ranging from intercontinental to Locals dishes, i wonder if she actually went to learn to cook because of this purpose because they are too good to be ignored. With the combination of this skills and the AGF free Giver Skills they can overthrow the main Chick.

AGF MTN(Every where you GO): This Types Follow you Like the Witches in your Village, they are the type that always call to inform you of your current location with you even knowing you were actually there. She Follows You from the house to the class, church, meeting, seminars. She is never alone and people ALWAYS mistake her to be the main Chick. She is like an identical twins to you, she never allow you to be alone. At the End of the Semester Her personality is Lost because she is copied yours. This set needs spiritual deliverance because they have MSC in Stalking. Reals Gees know how this could be frustrating, they Block every other Free Punany from entering your life because they plan to be the Next GirlFriend.

Hahaha. E sweet my bele.
Waiter, serve the op 2 hot plates of pepper soup and chilled big stout. @collinsflex

BrainnewsNg:

Jesus...

. . . . Is Lord!