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10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 12:49pm On Jan 29, 2019
The 10 kinds of dicks women in naija loves from mine research..

There are different kinds of dicks and they provide women with different levels of pleasure.

Note: All pussies are the same but the irregular joysticks of men made so many women have different shapes of pussies.

Not all joysticks are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
this research reveals what women love and why, incase u notice ur babe refuse to let go her broke ex, this could be the reasons:

1. The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the penis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!

2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.

3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your clitoris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.

4 The Thor. This penis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this penis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This dick is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.

5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.

6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.

7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.

8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making sex painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.

9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable penis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.

10 The Angry Wrestler. This penis seems angry when erect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Abfinest007(m): 12:57pm On Jan 29, 2019
which u get u when bring this topic

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Forreellinc: 12:57pm On Jan 29, 2019
dead blogger
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jan 29, 2019
Nonsense post

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 1:29pm On Jan 29, 2019
Abfinest007:
which u get u when bring this topic
I don't understand ur typos, seems ur phone keypad is faulty.

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 1:52pm On Jan 29, 2019
Forreellinc:
dead blogger
wink
Forreellinc:
dead blogger
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 1:53pm On Jan 29, 2019
SeargeantGutter:
Nonsense post
so u have sense, where is ur post, NFA
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2019
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Tamarapetty(f): 2:08pm On Jan 29, 2019
Put pictures na, for more understanding.
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by ArcFresky(m): 2:11pm On Jan 29, 2019
Wrestlers, gather here grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 2:11pm On Jan 29, 2019
Tamarapetty:
Put pictures na, for more understanding.
I can but it will violate Nairaland rules
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by DanDeeBoss(m): 2:47pm On Jan 29, 2019
Team 30 inches
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by zexy2030(m): 4:08pm On Jan 29, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
Team 30 inches
divided by 10inches actually.

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by DanDeeBoss(m): 4:10pm On Jan 29, 2019
zexy2030:

divided by 10inches actually.
cheesygrin

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by EmmyRhymez: 4:12pm On Jan 29, 2019
Nice
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by kollinskollins(m): 4:24pm On Jan 29, 2019
everything about this post is nonsense

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by MJBOLT: 8:15pm On Jan 29, 2019
Tamarapetty:
Put pictures na, for more understanding.

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Tamarapetty(f): 8:26pm On Jan 29, 2019
[quote author=MJBOLT post=75239381][/quote] Kini

Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by tobechi20(m): 10:48pm On Jan 29, 2019
zexy2030:
The 10 kinds of dicks women in naija loves from mine research..

There are different kinds of dicks and they provide women with different levels of pleasure.

Note: All pussies are the same but the irregular joysticks of men made so many women have different shapes of pussies.

Not all joysticks are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
this research reveals what women love and why, incase u notice ur babe refuse to let go her broke ex, this could be the reasons:

1. The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the penis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!

2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.

3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your clitoris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.

4 The Thor. This penis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this penis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This dick is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.

5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.

6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.

7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.

8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making sex painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.

9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable penis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.

10 The Angry Wrestler. This penis seems angry when erect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing o


f the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

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Give us picture of each for a. Good understanding
Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by ashawopikin(m): 10:52pm On Jan 29, 2019
Tamarapetty come and take wink

Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Brokeboy111(m): 11:49pm On Jan 29, 2019
What is going on here??

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by Brokeboy111(m): 11:50pm On Jan 29, 2019
What is going on here? shocked shocked shocked

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Re: 10 Types Of Dicks In Nigeria; Ladies Mention Ur Boyfriend's by femi4: 5:18am On Jan 30, 2019
Team carrot

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