1. Keep abusing and fighting the beliefs of others: mostly, advocates of truth (atheist) can't take a step without bullying the beliefs of other people. Follow them they carry the truth

2. You must not go a day without talking and abusing God the Creator of mankind: infact, you can't be free without fighting and throwing shades at the creator. Advocates of truth (atheist) will always do that. They are the real prophets of old, and will like to follow them

3. You must not believe in a deity but keep on talking about him: yes, thats the truth. If you must become and advocate of the truth, (atheist) you must not believe in any deity, but wait. You must keep talking about him.

4. Your arguments must base on science: i wanted to become an advocate of the truth but I hated science, ohhhh. Why, why? So you don't know advocates of the truth (atheist) believe more in science than theirselves? if you must belong, then science will be your key note. You must believe how you came from an ape, how the big bang did this and that

Are you still doubting? Thats just some few atributes, yours are wellcome

JackBizzle:
How to be a christian troll on nairaland


1) Keep abusing and fighting atheists

2) You must not go a day without bashing atheists

3) You must believe that your version of christianity is better than atheism but keep being intolerant against atheists by insulting them daily

4) Your arguments must be based on blind faith

5) Always remember to pack enough straw for the strawmen you will need to throw when arguing against atheists.

6) Lastly, always open silly anti-atheist threads like this one right here.

RabbaRabbi:


cc KingEbukasBlog, winner01, felixomor, 4everGod, HopeFullandlord, Hahn, EyeHateGod

JackBizzle:
How to be a christian troll on nairaland


1) Keep abusing and fighting atheists

2) You must not go a day without bashing atheists

3) You must believe that your version of christianity is better than atheism but keep being intolerant against atheists by insulting them daily

4) Your arguments must be based on blind faith

5) Always remember to pack enough straw for the strawmen you will need to throw when arguing against atheists.

6) Lastly, always open silly anti-atheist threads like this one right here.

EyeHateGod:

I asked u a Question U can't Answer... What will i gain from the Christian Heaven? when Muslim Own Is giving 72 virgin minimum?

EyeHateGod:

I asked u a Question U can't Answer... What will i gain from the Christian Heaven? when Muslim Own Is giving 72 virgin minimum?

KingEbukasBlog:


You didnt even come close bro .

JackBizzle:



You should know, as you've got troll experience!

RabbaRabbi:


72 virgins ko? 72 dangote trailers of oloshos ni

as for the christian heaven, you gain eternal peace, joy, satisfaction, and most of all life eternal which God promised his people. Romans 6:23

EyeHateGod:

And Some people Don't Have All this On Earth? Mtcheww

RabbaRabbi:


ahhhh.... E pain nammmm o

felixomor:


Lool

RabbaRabbi:


why you dey vexx na?

@yourSmiley



viewing this thread: CoolUsername

ifenes:
Another losser01 account.

JackBizzle:
How to be a christian troll on nairaland
1) Keep abusing and fighting atheists
2) You must not go a day without bashing atheists
3) You must believe that your version of christianity is better than atheism but keep being intolerant against atheists by insulting them daily
4) Your arguments must be based on blind faith
5) Always remember to pack enough straw for the strawmen you will need to throw when arguing against atheists.
6) Lastly, always open silly anti-atheist threads like this one right here.

EyeHateGod:

I asked u a Question U can't Answer... What will i gain from the Christian Heaven? when Muslim Own Is giving 72 virgin minimum?

RabbaRabbi:


yes, people do have that... But not eternal life here.

There peace we experience is temporal, and humans don't get satisfied... That is why God promise those things...

He gives it to the fullest, unlike allah that promise sex for eternity. Wise up boy

JackBizzle:
How to be a christian troll on nairaland


1) Keep abusing and fighting atheists

2) You must not go a day without bashing atheists

3) You must believe that your version of christianity is better than atheism but keep being intolerant against atheists by insulting them daily

4) Your arguments must be based on blind faith

5) Always remember to pack enough straw for the strawmen you will need to throw when arguing against atheists.

6) Always open silly anti-atheist threads like this one right here.


7) Form a meme committee with the likes of kingebukasblog, kingebukanaija, winner01, and the rest of the hypocrites.

EyeHateGod:

I prefer Sex For eternity That's what freedom is Isn't that what we all fighting for instead of being a slave in Yahweh heaven I'll rather choose the Allah heaven

Edenoscar:

who wants to stay in the christian heaven where you sing praise for all eternity.I'll take the 72 virgins

ifenes:
Another losser01 account.

winner01:


Dude, in the real world, christians dont care about all this. But you cant expect to spend your life on a religion section, mocking religious people and expect them not to point out your stupidity.
Its like spending your life on the sports section, telling sport lovers how much you hate sports. Its abnormal, more like a disability.

JackBizzle:

Is that why many of you won't hire atheists or even let them register a humanist org in Nigeria?

JackBizzle:


And we (atheists) are on the religion section for many reasons. Some are interested in learning about African Traditional religions,

JackBizzle:

some are interested in light/space oriented new religion.

JackBizzle:

some are here to fight against tithe (alongside non tithing christians),

JackBizzle:

some are here because there is no philosophy section...............................

winner01:
What is the meaning of humanist?
Mockery?
Insults?
Derogatory comments against people who reject your hopeless ideas?
etc.
Most religious people will teach you and your brothers what it means to care for humans.

And if you dont believe in God, why not just do good if there is such a thing? Why do you want to open an organization for your lack of belief
There is no reason on earth why someone im about to hire will tell me he is an atheist. Its like telling me you are a vegetarian when im about to offer you a job.
Atheism is fast becoming a sick religion with the way you people are painting it.

Im yet to see your people storm babalawo, ifa, and other african trad. religious threads the way you do to christian threads.


Mention examples of these ones, a reasonable number of examples.

Show me 5 anti-thighting threads by atheists in the last 5 months and i will post right here 100 anti christian threads by atheists in the past 3 months.


You are all just over the place. Its no use.
There is no reasonable answer that can justify why an atheist will be on a religion section all his life.
What most of you do here is to mock religious people christians. In fact this thread is the reply of a christians who does not understand why atheists will be so obsessed with a God they claim does not exist and/or religion.

JackBizzle:





I have explained abeg. If you no like am, deport us from this section

JackBizzle:





I have explained abeg. If you no like am, deport us from this section

RabbaRabbi:


athreyeast ehhhn...

Una get luck say no be person like me dey moderate this section. That's, ahfor they ban una anyhow

JackBizzle:



Shows how dull and intolerant you are.
Kingebukasblog, this is your op!

JackBizzle:
How to be a christian troll on nairaland


1) Keep abusing and fighting atheists

2) You must not go a day without bashing atheists

3) You must believe that your version of christianity is better than atheism but keep being intolerant against atheists by insulting them daily

4) Your arguments must be based on blind faith

5) Always remember to pack enough straw for the strawmen you will need to throw when arguing against atheists.

6) Lastly, always open silly anti-atheist threads like this one right here.

RabbaRabbi:


yes, people do have that... But not eternal life here.

There peace we experience is temporal, and humans don't get satisfied... That is why God promise those things...

He gives it to the fullest, unlike allah that promise sex for eternity. Wise up boy

EyeHateGod:

I asked u a Question U can't Answer... What will i gain from the Christian Heaven? when Muslim Own Is giving 72 virgin minimum?