Very funny jokes. I laughed while reading most of them.

Nelly21:
Very funny jokes. I laughed while reading most of them.

Thanks for the encouragement

IF UR GIRLFRIEND SENT U THIS LETTER AND IT IS READ BY UR
SISTER, HOW WILL U FEEL
Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully.
Vivie01

I saw pictures of my supervisor's family on Facebook and mistakely commented "beautiful PIGS" instead of "PICS" i think i am dead.

okikiosibodu:
I saw pictures of my supervisor's family on Facebook and mistakely commented "beautiful PIGS" instead of "PICS" i think i am dead.

Just start packing your load small small for the office

okikiosibodu:
IF UR GIRLFRIEND SENT U THIS LETTER AND IT IS READ BY UR
SISTER, HOW WILL U FEEL
Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully.
Vivie01

OOOMMMGGG!!!!
Boda Okiki, boda Okiki, boooda Okiki! Hao many time i cul you ehn! My momo, papa and all my egbon and aburo must hear say ur sista rid mai leta to my lofer

This letter really cracked me up

Shervydman come and see me see this lofer ke?

Baba bell oh sorry, Alexanderbells2, me wan go fight the anti wey read my leta oo, I go need you to come help me ring the start bell

MrWondah, see wetin your yabbing don dey wait for since? Oya, i go need you and gucciqueen38 in my corner, make you cancel that date first

vivie01:



OOOMMMGGG!!!!
Boda Okiki, boda Okiki, boooda Okiki! Hao many time i cul you ehn! My momo, papa and all my egbon and aburo must hear say ur sista rid mai leta to my lofer

This letter really cracked me up

Shervydman come and see me see this lofer ke?

Baba bell oh sorry, Alexanderbells2, me wan go fight the anti wey read my leta oo, I go need you to come help me ring the start bell

MrWondah, see wetin your yabbing don dey wait for since? Oya, i go need you and gucciqueen38 in my corner, make you cancel that date first

Hahahahaha chai!

Gucciqueen38:
Hahahahaha chai!

I no wan laf my head dey pain me

MrWondah:

I no wan laf my head dey pain me

Wondah abeg no take the migraine joke o, if its severe, go to the hospital. Wish you quick healing.

There are two types of SARS: SARS on the beat, and SARS wey dey beat

I Have Begun my annual Distribution of Xmas
Gifts (chickens for Families &Friends).... The earlier the better.
PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENTS BELOW TO GET YOURS...
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report that you have never committed
any crime in your life.
4. International Passport (if you don’t have one,
go and get it).
5. Marriage Certificate (if married)
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17 yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4 Copies Of 2×2 Pictures (blue background).
9. Report Card/Result sheet (for students and
undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers' license (if any)
11. Send your bank details to convince me you have what it takes to cook the chicken....(I want my chickens to die honorably)
12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you the xmas present)…
Not less than 800 words.-with proper margin. Correct English grammar and right use of punctuation, interjections
13. Your BVN number and ATM pin will also be needed.
14. Primary school certificate must be presented.
Pls, I beg you, use GREEN pen…
NB- Submit your application on or before December 20 for the gift.
2 big chicken awaits you.....Home Delivery

okikiosibodu:
I saw pictures of my supervisor's family on Facebook and mistakely commented "beautiful PIGS" instead of "PICS" i think i am dead.

Your own don finish

Gucciqueen38:
Your own don finish

LOL

okikiosibodu:
I Have Begun my annual Distribution of Xmas
Gifts (chickens for Families &Friends).... The earlier the better.
PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENTS BELOW TO GET YOURS...
.
.
.
.
NB- Submit your application on or before December 20 for the gift.
2 big chicken awaits you.....Home Delivery

LOL

Oga Okiki, haba! All these upon JUST two chickens!! Kilode!!!
If you are to give out 10M, it is to submit life ooo
Abeg, keep your chickens, I no want

Shervydman, come and submit your application b4 deadline oh, you know Gucciqueen38 will be visiting this Xmas and you seriously needed the chickens

vivie01:

LOL

Oga Okiki, haba! All these upon JUST two chickens!! Kilode!!!
If you are to give out 10M, it is to submit life ooo
Abeg, keep your chickens, I no want

Shervydman, come and submit your application b4 deadline oh, you know Gucciqueen38 will be visiting this Xmas and you seriously needed the chickens

Lol, I've seen this before....I just weak for the matter ni. Just because of two fowls o, If this one na father-in-law to person, omo; the person should just give it up.

Abeg, I don't need his chicken o, I can afford to buy it myself. Gucciqueen38 deserves more than two chickens for Christmas.

shervydman:

Lol, I've seen this before....I just weak for the matter ni. Just because of two fowls o, If this one na father-in-law to person, omo; the person should just give it up.

Abeg, I don't need his chicken o, I can afford to buy it myself. Gucciqueen38 deserves more than two chickens for Christmas.

lol

shervydman:

Lol, I've seen this before....I just weak for the matter ni. Just because of two fowls o, If this one na father-in-law to person, omo; the person should just give it up.

Abeg, I don't need his chicken o, I can afford to buy it myself. Gucciqueen38 deserves more than two chickens for Christmas.

Thank God you know i deserves 10 chickens at least

Gucciqueen38:
Thank God you know i deserves 10 chickens at least

Na so.... .

vivie01:

LOL

Oga Okiki, haba! All these upon JUST two chickens!! Kilode!!!
If you are to give out 10M, it is to submit life ooo
Abeg, keep your chickens, I no want

Shervydman, come and submit your application b4 deadline oh, you know Gucciqueen38 will be visiting this Xmas and you seriously needed the chickens

Just two chickens oo

Be careful in life ..,...,,
Trump is 70
Hillary is 69
Obama is 55
70+69+55 =194
Now if u observe well u will see that
Buhari is 75
Goodluck is 59
APC is 3 letters
PDP is 3 letters
Therefore 3 + 3 + 59 + 75 = 140
Now finally,
USA is 3 letters and Nigeria is 7 letters
3 + 7 = 12
..... The truth is that I dont know the meaning of this post..
Just want to take ur time..
Am in my house come and beat me

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okikiosibodu:
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A good one!

Dont be a bad friend.

okikiosibodu:
Be careful in life ..,...,, Trump is 70 Hillary is 69 Obama is 55 70+69+55 =194 Now if u observe well u will see that Buhari is 75 Goodluck is 59 APC is 3 letters PDP is 3 letters Therefore 3 + 3 + 59 + 75 = 140 Now finally, USA is 3 letters and Nigeria is 7 letters 3 + 7 = 12 ..... The truth is that I dont know the meaning of this post.. Just want to take ur time.. Am in my house come and beat me

Wait for me

Gucciqueen38:
Wait for me

LOL.
@okikiosibodu, oya describe the way to your house

Gucciqueen38:
Wait for me

I dey wait o. Carry popcorn come.

vivie01:


LOL.
@okikiosibodu, oya describe the way to your house

When you get to that junction, you will face that rail track before turning to the left after descending that hill, shortly after taking the bend that curves to the right which intersects the expressway just after alighting from the bus that conveys you from the river bank that connects to the airport near the horse stable. ....
You get am?

okikiosibodu:

When you get to that junction, you will face that rail track before turning to the left after descending that hill, shortly after taking the bend that curves to the right which intersects the expressway just after alighting from the bus that conveys you from the river bank that connects to the airport near the horse stable. ....
You get am?

..... this is 419 ooo, no house number, street, town or country I no gree

Okikiosibodu i no get popcorn But i will bring my hammer along Cuz na beat i wan beat you

vivie01:

..... this is 419 ooo, no house number, street, town or country I no gree

We no go gree Fear catch him

Gucciqueen38:
We no go gree Fear catch him

No mind him Gucci, shebi he was making mouth

Gucciqueen38:
Okikiosibodu i no get popcorn But i will bring my hammer along Cuz na beat i wan beat you

LMAO

vivie01:


No mind him Gucci, shebi he was making mouth

He who fights and run, lives to die another day

Gucciqueen38:
Okikiosibodu i no get popcorn But i will bring my hammer along Cuz na beat i wan beat you

Hehehehehehehehehehe. Oya sorry

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