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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Earth2Metahuman: 4:01pm On Oct 26, 2016
May be you brought the CUCUMBER out of the other room
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Wackyrichy(m): 4:23pm On Oct 26, 2016
Lol, I don't use Vaseline, in fact I hate it
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 26, 2016
Towncrier007:



You rotten pass rotten egg grin




Hhahaahahahahaha... Haba baba... I was juz sharing my little knowledge sha. grin
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by oluwalewis(m): 5:09pm On Oct 26, 2016
tonaydo:
am a virgin so I don't know where you are driving at
Wen a man is in Christ, he is a new creature, old thns have passed away n all thns become new meanin there are 3 types of virgins.
1. primary virgins-untouched
2.secondary virgins-repented animashaun
3.tertiary virgins-repented oloshos.
whc virgin class do u belong to

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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by johnstar(m): 5:13pm On Oct 26, 2016
Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

angry
liesssssss
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by johnstar(m): 5:16pm On Oct 26, 2016
femolacqua:
That's Naija for you ,once a story goes viral all eyes will be on the look out.
as in ehn..... I juz tire for dm o
Dm too dey over do
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by onyedika946(m): 7:20pm On Oct 26, 2016
If you most buy cucumber, u most eat some parts before the seller than u re free to take the remaining parts home.. We don't trust this girls again. My view tho.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Chikpat(m): 7:24pm On Oct 26, 2016
Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

angry



Truly girls Use cucumber for sexual pleasures.... And u....
Why, what are u buying cucumber for?
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Jenny1010(f): 7:51pm On Oct 26, 2016
Chikpat:




Truly girls Use cucumber for sexual pleasures.... And u....
Why, what are u buying cucumber for?


i eat it for good health.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Rone16(f): 7:55pm On Oct 26, 2016
Hmmn I don't believe the market one but your male friends story is believable.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by jamalnation(m): 8:07pm On Oct 26, 2016
:p:p dats non of ya biznes
Jenny1010:

what about the vaseline crews; who will stand with them? undecided
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Chikpat(m): 8:10pm On Oct 26, 2016
Jenny1010:



i eat it for good health.


OK.

For beta health, buy apple, carrot, pawpaw, grapes.... Yea u r a gurl.... Buy ice cream if u must
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by chigoizie7(m): 9:56pm On Oct 26, 2016
Girls + cucumber = gender equality.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Frankraj: 10:17pm On Oct 26, 2016
Jenny1010:
I went to the market to buy cucumber and everybody was giving me this silly look. The other day some of my male friends visited me, all i have at home then was some cucumber , when i brought it out to serve them , they all scream NO! NO! NO! with a giggle....like i was giving them poison. That one girl use cucumber to satisfy her sexual urge doesn't mean every girl seen with cucumber wants to use it for same thing. i have heard of guys who use Vaseline, but yet we dont see every guy with Vaseline as a masturbator.

angry

This my first time of hearing that girls use cucomber to fvk dem self ooh .thank for this information. Any day a girl offer me cocumber I will not eat
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Oct 26, 2016
If i offer you cucumber biko collect. I won't be caught dead chucking that in my thing undecided
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by DanielGb(m): 12:42am On Oct 27, 2016
TrapQueen77:




Hahhahaaaha... Check the hyrbrid one coz it has these tiny bumps grin grin grin
Plus it's more cheaper and crunchier cheesy
you will just kill yourself. see as dey Hugh.
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by agbonkamen(f): 1:02am On Oct 27, 2016
Vado:


What a cucumber can do, and unripe banana can do better grin . Some people like theirs unripe lol. Heard it does wonder for an acute vision too. That's double double.
you haff wicked o

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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Nobody: 2:43am On Oct 27, 2016
DanielGb:


you will just kill yourself. see as dey Hugh.





who doesn't want big and crunchy cucumber? cheesy
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by popweezy(m): 3:14am On Oct 27, 2016
Honestly, i have thought of this before... I cant tske cucumber when i go to a girl's house unless she bought it in my presence..because any Strange smell could make me think it might have been used for down work and would make me vomit

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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Nobody: 6:19am On Oct 27, 2016
U LADIES destroyed this world.
So U ladies can fix it as well.....
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by DanielGb(m): 12:23pm On Oct 27, 2016
TrapQueen77:





who doesn't want big and crunchy cucumber? cheesy
This your kind of taste enh. Well done. Not even thick and slim. but fat meat. OKAY O. CUCUMBER GIRL
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by martete1(m): 9:47pm On Oct 27, 2016
Hmmm

Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by buffalowings: 10:11pm On Oct 27, 2016
Me when I see a lady buying a single cucumber

Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Tedassie(m): 4:04am On Oct 28, 2016
Jenny1010:



waw.. this look good. am already salivating for the phallic one
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Tedassie(m): 4:07am On Oct 28, 2016
Piercedclit:
If i offer you cucumber biko collect. I won't be caught dead chucking that in my thing undecided
wow...that's nice


#story4dgods
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by SirVictory: 8:20am On Oct 28, 2016
TrapQueen77:






who doesn't want BIG and crunchy cucumber? cheesy
After loving big cucumber, Oga go wan enter promise land en stuff go dey swim inside ya something
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Nobody: 8:23am On Oct 28, 2016
SirVictory:

After loving big cucumber, Oga go wan enter promise land en stuff go dey swim inside ya something




grin i have no idea what u talking abt...
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by SirVictory: 8:40am On Oct 28, 2016
Jenny1010:



i eat it for good health.
Same thing Miss Anambra will always say until God catch am

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Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by SirVictory: 8:52am On Oct 28, 2016
TrapQueen77:





grin i have no idea what u talking abt...
U will not have o grin until BIG cucumber do u something
Re: So A Girl Cannot Buy Cucumber Again In The Market? by Vado(m): 10:52am On Oct 28, 2016
agbonkamen:
you haff wicked o


Lols... wink

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