"Karma Is A B*tch"

LAS VEGAS, Nevada— A California man who called for two
prostitutes to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to
the floor and had a panic attack when he saw it was two of
his daughters.

Father-of-ten, Titus McDonalds of Los Angeles, said he was
having marital problems and went to Las Vegas to blow off
steam.

“I have never gotten a prostitute in my life,” McDonalds told
Las Vegas Weekly. “I swear to Christ. What are the odds it
was my own flesh and blood that showed up? I think this is
Lord’s way of bitch-slapping me.”

His daughters, who he hadn’t seen in years, fled the room
upon recognizing their father. Once McDonalds had
recovered from the initial shock, he found his daughters,
aged 20 and 23, in a casino bar.

“I told them I was sorry for what I done did,” McDonald’s
said. “I apologized for my actions and said I just want my
family whole again. My daughters and I have patched up
our relationship. My marital problems are not over, but we
have a wonderful counselor who is helping us to get over
this most difficult period.”

McDondalds lost touch with his daughters when they
disappeared from the family home three years ago.

“I used to just spank and spank on them,” McDonalds said.

“I was too tough on them. I just wanted them to excel at
ballet and get ballet scholarships so I wouldn’t be on the
hook for college tuition. But they didn’t like ballet and I
shouldn’t have forced ballet on them. Everything is my
fault.”

McDonalds said his daughters plan on continuing to
prostitute themselves.

“If this is what makes them happy, who am I to stand in
their way?” McDonalds said. “From now on, I’m just going
to love and support them.”


Source=www.celebtricity.com/man-hires-hookers-his-own-daughters-show-up-at-hotel/

Sh!t happens. No lessons learnt, sorry.

old news.

saintfellow:
old news.

On Your Own.

bitchcrafts:
Sh!t happens. No lessons learnt, sorry.

That True.

[quote author=nicerichard05 post=50546493][/quote] hmm hmm.

LOlzzzz.... what is he going to do now....

emsquare:
LOlzzzz.... what is he going to do now....

Read the news well.