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Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
Hello Nairalanders.

Just decided to share some jokes and help put up a smile on your cute faces this reccesion period.


My updates will be based on when am less occupied.
Take a sit and grab popcorn while we ride on.

Am Still Ur Boi Rounakid

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Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:23pm On Oct 28, 2016
A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running...

And also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet.
.
.
.
Guys don't panic.......
we Killed the Idiot.
.
Enemy of progress
.
How dare him!!!

sad sad

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Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:30pm On Oct 28, 2016
Any Nigerian trying to commit suicide should be saved and kept in a close surveillance.

We are in this economic crisis together, don't you think u ar goin anywhere...

:/ :/

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Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:35pm On Oct 28, 2016
Am just waiting for the Day wey i go take eye see that Lady that tells Me...

"Sorry your account is too
low for dix call, plz a recharge as soon as possible, thank you"

make devil jux carrry her enter my street first.
undecided undecided

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Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:38pm On Oct 28, 2016
howfar guyx...

Wah do you think?


Making any sense?


Update continue tomao, goodnight y'll...

Plz don't just view and leave, ur comments is needed!
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by lastbaff(m): 10:42pm On Oct 28, 2016
No worry... Me no go kill your star. I give you 2 stars out of 5.
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:58pm On Oct 28, 2016
lastbaff:
No worry... Me no go kill your star. I give you 2 stars out of 5.

confused... undecided
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by chimaicon(m): 11:09pm On Oct 28, 2016
[b][/b][/color][color=#006600]Though i know yo are not a joky type, abeg no try am again because e no fit yo
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 9:40pm On Oct 29, 2016
Guys no matter what, try and make money...
Even if you are as ugly as masquerade, as far as you have money,
ladies would find something beautiful in you like;
"Wow! He has a cute shadow"
"Wow! His stretch mark is matured."
. grin grin
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 9:40pm On Oct 29, 2016
Guys no matter what, try and make money...
Even if you are as ugly as masquerade, as far as you have money,
ladies would find something beautiful in you like;
"Wow! He has a cute shadow"
"Wow! His stretch mark is matured."
. grin grin
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 9:42pm On Oct 29, 2016
Guys no matter what, try and make money...
Even if you are as ugly as masquerade, as far as you have money,
ladies would find something beautiful in you like;
"Wow! He has a cute shadow"
"Wow! His stretch mark is matured."
. grin grin
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 9:48pm On Oct 29, 2016
Big Shallat to all the ladies who left their boyfriends because the new guy promised to marry them in 2016..

You have 11 Saturdays left.....

grin grin
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:01pm On Oct 29, 2016
Dat was hw our neighbour's daughter use dis face detection to lock her phone.

Now she can't unlock the phone without the same make up she used in locking it

grin grin
Re: Hillarious Joke Updates By (get In Here & Rofl) by Rounakid(m): 10:03pm On Oct 29, 2016
Some girls will be looking for tall,sexy, six packed, fair and cute guys to marry,

while their father is black ,short nd round like
50naira buns

Biko why can't you be humble like ur
mother ?

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