THE SECRETS OF LIFE- ADE INTERVIEW
scientists and philosophers have tried to uncover the secret of the universe.

Last week, ADE OBASANJO, 7 Years old, learned what it was.
How did he do it?


Like all kids, when he was curious about something Ade

asked “why?” But unlike other kids, Ade didn’t stop. He asked “Why?” 10,000 times in a row, until he got to the bottom of everything.


“Ade's" first question was “Why is the sky blue?” said his father, obassanjo. “I answered, ‘Because it’s not green.’ Ade asked ‘Why?’ and I said, ‘Becasuse God made it that way.’


“I figured that would end it, but Ade kept asking. Before long we were into some pretty heavy theological areas.”
obassanjo told aljazeera that after a while he had to call in a religious scholar. “I just didn’t have the answers anymore,” he said.
The scholar fielded some queries, but Ade kept asking “Why?” and before long the men brought in a panel of geologists, anthropolgists, mathematicians, sociologists, psychologists and other experts.
“It was amazing,” said "wole Soyinka", a professional philosopher and writer. “The greatest thinkers in history have tried to unearth the meaning of life, but nobody’s ever thought about just asking ‘Why?’ until you get to the bottom of it all.”


The constant questioning took 30 days, with time off for sleeping, eating,riding bicycle,looking for trouble and soccer games.

Finally at 9:27 p.m. of the 30th day, the final answer – the key that holds all the answers to why we’re here and what it all means – was given.

“After that answer we were all silent. It was like the Heavens opened. It was profound and moving, humbling and exciting all at once.

There was nothing else to ask.”
"AJazeera"asked Ade if he would share the secret of the universe with our readers.
“Why?” Ade asked.

“Because,” we said.
He thought for a moment, then said, “Because why?”
Aljazeera hopes to be able to publish Ade’s final answer soon.

OP, I'm both angry and happy with you right now. Nice one.