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Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by Mille: 9:22pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
I'm going to try to keep it as short as possible. I am an Erasmus student in Cluj and I stay on the same floor with other Erasmus students from different European countries. The people from Turkey( 3male and 2 female) are really reserved due to their Islamic culture bla bla. They relate very well with me because I have a Muslim second name, don't drink beer or eat pork not knowing my atheism has gone deeply far. We talk about odd things ranging from how Romanian women are beautiful bla bla. So yesterday night around 11, I was in my room chatting with my latest catch when this guy sent me a message about coming to his room to gist. I told him I was coming but minutes later, he showed up at my door. I finally went. On getting there, he and another Turkish guy started talking about Romanian women, how they want to Bleep one. From his face, I could guess what's happening. To cut the story short, he told me they've reached a 'point of no return' and they need to Bleep that night. That they've been calling Escorts but either the women don't speak English or their own English is not good enough to communicate (Their English is poor). Hence they need my help. As a 9ja boy, I said "Say no more". I started work. We started calling and calling. Na there I know say pussy cost. Imagine 300Lei/hour. We finally found one sha. She sent her address and I told her tomorrow. The guys said they must Bleep this night o. I told them Goodluck. Omo come see begging. I should follow them since they cannot communicate bla bla. I finally concurred. By this time, It was around 1AM. I got dressed and they started the ultimate search for Condom. We finally took a taxi to the place (people that will rather walk than take a bus of 2 lei; Issokay). Getting to her apartment, they entered as she had provided her friend also. The Romanian lady was like, "Oh! you're black. I Bleep you for free) I ignored her and stayed outside. So for the next hour (2AM), I was pacing down the street. Cold wan kill me. The guys finally came out after an hour and were like, " Why is it so hot? " Hot ke? When I'm already freezing. I'm surprised Kongi can hold them really that real bad to call on me. 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by Bluezy13(m): 9:36pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
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Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by slimthugchime(m): 9:37pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by calmG(m): 9:41pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Lols konji na Bastard…
especially when u feed am...
I'm sure those guys have glued their eyes on porn for hours 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by geraob1: 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
"Say no .more" hahahahahahaha. Allah nairaland is officially funnier than nite of a thousand laffs 2 Likes |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by Bluezy13(m): 9:58pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
slimthugchime: . Oh, how OPs hate the" . " comment, especially if it happens to be the first. I won't understand because I haven't posted a thing before 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by loadedvibes: 10:03pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Lol. Kongi bad sha 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by vani86: 10:12pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Lmao. This made my night. Thanks for sharing OP 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by vicsterling(m): 10:19pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Mille: this part I don't get. Are u not a guy like 'em, did the dignity fetch 'em pÜssies? 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by Mille: 10:38pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
vicsterling: Sorry I couldn't find a much better word. Only if you know how they behave. Something like "Na we holy pass". |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by vicsterling(m): 10:50pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Mille:Ok I got you now bro, 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by RENOWNED2(m): 11:13pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Lmao.. |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by ameezy(m): 11:35pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Konji |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by sarmiie(m): 11:47pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
That one na normal guyman thing na. No dulling! !! 1 Like |
Re: Yesterday, I Know Kongi Is A Real Bastard by harffie(m): 1:08am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Op u get sense...nice one... Shebi na wetin u wan hear? smh 1 Like |
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