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Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Chipappii(m): 7:02pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
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Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by earndollarz(m): 7:04pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
adedayo3193: Well, may be she wants to get paid all her last month's wages - complete in dollarz - before she comes home to face our yeye naira. 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Ovokoo: 7:04pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Lol @ When are you coming back to Enugu. 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Madeb: 7:05pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
They are many there 50cent - ojota boy Rihana - Nsukka babe Jay z - oshogbo but him mama frm Ngbidi. Pls Tell Us More 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by earndollarz(m): 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
earndollarz: Click on my signature to begin a hinebiz that pays you in dollars. 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by koolcat: 7:12pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
DADDY FREEZE DADDY FREEZE.....ever since this oap change radio station, him mouth come open like bow leg. |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by lukaay(m): 7:12pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
plucky16:as if Jidenna go even knw weda he react..... Like the owner of nairaland no go even know weda i write this |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Flexygist: Good evening to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election. I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to. In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too. Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong. Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase. Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you. Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you. Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job. Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date. When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT. Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi". Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing. Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you. These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come in the evening. DON'T COPY AND PASTE WITHOUT CREDITS. SHARE! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by enua(m): 7:14pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
adedayo3193:now every body telling us about a family in U S 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by IRobot7(m): 7:17pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Freeze brain and Fish brain.... 1 Like
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Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by bejeria101(m): 7:19pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
This deep freezer! You wont shutup,when they kick you out of job u go begin beg olodo get a brain biko. |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by fourthworld: 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
1bkaye: Come back home to come and watch political drama displayed by Animals in the zoo with 0/7 electricity and death trap roads 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by ikorodureporta: 7:23pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Nairalandmods&Freeze......
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Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by DeRay98(m): 7:26pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
chuose2: Clap for yourself. |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by armadeo(m): 7:32pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
I hope all those waiting for thier relatives from obodo oyibo are joking cos if you are serious that's a whole new level of playa hatin 5 Likes |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by VERDA: 7:36pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
richidinho: Loool....guy you no well o swear.Nice one. |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by lukaay(m): 7:36pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Jenifa's diary will be like... . TOYOSI - why do you look so dejected? What's wrong? . JENIFA - Toyor, why i no go deject? Now dat trunk yaff win, no Amurica for me again... Sege dat wanting to carry me to Amurica, dat yeye trunk will soon pursue him and you dae asking me why i deject.... . TOYOSI- jenifa, it's not trunk, it's trump . JENIFA- trump ko, trump ni... Wo! Toyor, Fi mi le o.. E go dey corresion person Ah so I no go go this amurica |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by canalily(m): 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
If you carefully look inside this cab, u'll see Wole Soyinka returning with his full load from USA. JIDENNA obey and come home b4 its late
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Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by SirShymexx: 7:41pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
This idiot sounds like the typical white trash. Ditto all the other bitter naij folks who think folks should leave where they call home and join them in their misery. Trump or no Trump - that is the way the average white person feels beneath whatever PC nonsense they show as a front. He just appealed to them to win the election as a businessman but it would be suicidal for him to govern that way. He is a businessman and he won't govern that way. Folks need to stop the hysteria and fear mingering and let the man rule. This is no different from Brexit. And there were pockets of folks who did the same thing but it is back to business as usual. Real black men who deal with reality and understand white supremacy know what time it is. Only coons who got caught up liberal lies are scared loool. Time for AAs to lead black diaspora again. A great time to be alive. Fvck Freeze or whatever the fvck the name of this albino is. 5 Likes |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Nobody: 7:46pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Freeze is so stupid..He thinks being light means White.... Jidenna have all it takes to deny Nigeria and tally with white Americans.. But the Blood that runs in him is thicker than that, that run in blonde Freeze. 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by klax(m): 7:49pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Mr Freeze Oluloyo I know your diarrhoea infected mouth will not stop releasing pooh. People who take you serious are just wasting their time. The truth is Mr Freeze Oluloyo who is your mother All bastard are liar All bastards with jelly curling hair like rat that fell inside palm oil are lair All confused race-less live with confused blood and confused Gene that is why their characters are near to mad people and very very unstable in mindset. All Stoway are liar. Mr Freezer Oluloyo who be your real mama I see people like as nothing but a confused race-less, no colour, no identity, boloks, confused alien in human form. I can't call you black and I can't call you white, I can't call you Asia and I can't call you Arabia so who are you Alien. So keep talking your family with maggi cube heads shape from outer space will hear you. Just don't like this boy for anything I swear. This boy annoys like the way APC annoys me with passion. 1 Like |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by googlepikins: 7:53pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Freeze always want to be relevant. But he's still useless |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by shamecurls(m): 7:54pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
I blame Freeze's Ex for not killing him when she had a clear chance to blow off his skull Dude runs his mouth like Oshodi Ponmo sellers |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Iyaju(m): 7:56pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
My Uncle called my Mum today, He's coming home. He begged her to help him rent a 2 bedroom flat. He's been in USA for 25 yrs. [size=8pt][/size] |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Burgerlomo: 8:02pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Gten: Thumbs up |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by oostin: 8:07pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Don't mind the fool. Those liberal idiots managed to convince him that a sexual relationship between a man and another man is perfectly normal. |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by KAYD007(m): 8:23pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
TellingItAsItIs: And you think Jidenna is not? Thou Hypocrate! ! |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by dresh: 8:24pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
if this freeze minds his business will his skin color change? |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by Nobody: 8:37pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
dis man's name should be changed from daddy freeze to pikin freeze |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by PublicAssurance: 8:41pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Bad Belle from Freeze....please leave our Classic Man 1 of igboland alone[/size] |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by moshino(m): 8:42pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
adedayo3193: Is she here on Nairaland? 2 Likes |
Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by bestpunterever: 8:44pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
chuose2:if God should punish Adeboye what will now happen to ur father, father Mbaka. 1 Like |
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