True or False?

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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I would hope that the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER would hold me up with a long strand of pasta. R'amen.

onetrack:
I would hope that the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER would hold me up with a long strand of pasta. R'amen.

Shows u re even faker. Why would u call on to the one you don't believe in.
Besides, u ll just say "Oh God" unconsciously... A reflex action

mercytripletz:


Shows u re even faker. Why would u call on to the one you don't believe in.
Besides, u ll just say "Oh God" unconsciously... A reflex action

I am sure that the next time you are banging that guy you are not married to, aka committing adultery, you will also scream "oh god" or "Jesus, Jesus".

And Jehovah will be proud of you

mercytripletz:

... u ll just say "Oh God" unconsciously... A reflex action..

A Reflex action it is

Why is seu.n banning people and deleting topics when called and compared paripasu with Friedrich Nietzsche? I'm not understanding!

DeSepiero:
A Reflex action it is

makes no sense to me

this is one of such empty rhetoric religious people say to make themselves feel better

its actually a byproduct of indoctrination

same way a Muslim turned Christian might still shout out some Arabic words while adding "Allah"
when in trouble

I'm very sure Kamala and Amala (2 children raised by wolves) wouldn't shouted to any god to help them out of a bad situation when they were moving with wolves

BTW not all atheists would call out to any god in this situation

hopefullandlord has a thread on this misconception already

https://www.nairaland.com/3363695/there-no-atheists-foxholes-how

modusOperandi2:
Why is seu.n banning people and deleting topics when called and compared paripasu with Friedrich Nietzsche? I'm not understanding!

edit your comment or you'll be banned for 10 years for having alternate monicker

hahn:


I am sure that the next time you are banging that guy you are not married to, aka committing adultery, you will also scream "oh god" or "Jesus, Jesus".

And Jehovah will be proud of you

The bible says be fruitful and multiply

Pastafarian:


edit your comment or you'll be banned for 10 years for having alternate monicker

You've got to tender tangible evidence of me operating alternate.

modusOperandi2:
You've got to tender tangible evidence of me operating alternate.

how did you know he's banning people? only the banned know

Pastafarian:
this is one of such empty rhetoric religious people say to make themselves feel better

its actually a byproduct of indoctrination

same way a Muslim turned Christian might still shout out some Arabic words while adding "Allah"

I'm very sure Kamala and Amala (2 children raised by wolves) wouldn't shouted to any god to help them out of a bad situation when they were moving with wolves

BTW not all atheists would call out to any god in this situation

hopefullandlord has a thread on this misconception already

https://www.nairaland.com/3363695/there-no-atheists-foxholes-how

What are your thoughts on Friedrich Nietzsche?

modusOperandi2:

What are your thoughts on Friedrich Nietzsche?

I haven't really known very much about him except some wise sayings here and there, so I have no educated thoughts on him

Pastafarian:

how did you know he's banning people? only the banned know

By saying ONLY, it quite captures the erroneous mindset of atheists.
Did it escape you that even walls could talk?

modusOperandi2:
By saying ONLY, it quite captures the erroneous mindset of atheists.
Did it escape you that even walls could talk?

"only the banned know"
any other person was "told" by a banned person

Pastafarian:


I haven't really known very much about him except some wise sayings here and there,
so I have no educated thoughts on him

Yet, you have the audacity to make mockery of enlightened Christians and God?

mercytripletz:


The bible says be fruitful and multiply

When you are married but you won't see it as a sin because of the fakeness of the church

Leviticus 20:10 "If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death."

Christians are the epitome of hypocrisy and fakeness

modusOperandi2:
Yet, you have the audacity to make mockery of enlightened Christians and God?

I don't understand

Pastafarian:


"only the banned know"

any other person was "told" by a banned person

Let's not push it. I resist the urge to make you look more........ as already exemplified.

mercytripletz:

makes no sense to me

Good to know that reflex makes no sense to you.

Pastafarian:


edit your comment or you'll be banned for 10 years for having alternate monicker

Says the master of fake multiple monikers.

Yeye dey smell.

felixomor:

Says the master of fake multiple monikers.
Yeye dey smell.

The thread is just utter rubbish. Yes the atheist might shout God if he came from a religious society, but its not equal to belief. I've heard Muslims shout Jesus in shock just because they live in a christian society.

This post can be compared to "stale pudding immersed in a pool of stagnant toilet water"!!!

1.Your pastors use bodyguards while claiming to be protected by angels(Fakest people)!!!

2.Your faith healers like Benny Hinn went to hospital when he was ill(Oga Fakest)!!!

3.Your pastors ask for money to feed hungry orphans(fakest humans who claim to have the power to multiply loaves and fish)!!!

4.Your pastors will collect life jacket when crossing a river in a boat(fakest charlatans wey dey claim say dem sabi waka on top water)!!!

Pastafarian:
this is one of such empty rhetoric religious people say to make themselves feel better

its actually a byproduct of indoctrination

same way a Muslim turned Christian might still shout out some Arabic words while adding "Allah"
when in trouble

I'm very sure Kamala and Amala (2 children raised by wolves) wouldn't shouted to any god to help them out of a bad situation when they were moving with wolves

BTW not all atheists would call out to any god in this situation

hopefullandlord has a thread on this misconception already

https://www.nairaland.com/3363695/there-no-atheists-foxholes-how

Here Jesus explains to pastors, disciples, popes, ministers world-wide and forever, why all the miracles, prophecy, Signs and Wonders are an extremely important part of His Mission and the missions of future pastors. Firstly, Jesus says clearly in these biblical refs that the WORKS that He does bear witness that the Father has sent him.

Joh 5:35 John was a burning and a shining light: and you were willing for a season to rejoice in his light.
Joh 5:36 But I have greater witness than that of John: for the miracles/ WORKS which the Father has given me to finish, the same miracles/ WORKS that I do, bear witness for me, that the Father hath sent me.
Joh 5:23 That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that does not honour the Son does not honour the Father who has sent him.

Today, the whole world is truely blessed to have the evidence of Jesus’ WORKS Biblically and scientifically verified in the Holy Scoan Church Nigeria and on Emmanuel TV and youtube.com.

Only the WORKS bear witness of a real pastor, not their elaborate speeches, conferences and motivational speeches. Joh 14:12 Truly, Truly, I say to you, He that believes me, the miracles/ WORKS that I do will you also do; and greater (more) miracles/WORKS than these shall you do; because I must soon go unto my Father.

Or just give the most impressive swearing tirade the world has ever heard.