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What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Yungkida(m): 5:48pm On Nov 23, 2016
How to identify a Yoruba demon

Well carved beard
Calm look
Agbada
Black Mercedes
That Yoruba name
The Yoruba boy swag
The ultimate squad


He had it all! The Yoruba boy starter pack! 1,000! What was it about this guy that made me so uneasy? and why couldn’t I take my eyes away?

Our eyes meet and he returns my matching look with a daredevil smile…Oh! What nerve! I quickly avert my eyes …Who does this guy think he is? ..Mschew!

He starts to walk towards my direction, looking at me square faced in the eye and I start to feel my heart pounding…My inner self-squeals ‘OMG! he’s coming here”. Instead, he passes my table just to make conversation with the anorexic looking babe at my back. OK! Am pissed and I could not even

Hide it… As I stand up to leave my table, I feel a strong grip on my arm…’Where do you think you’re going?’…….I look back and all I could see was a pink lower lip and a very clean carved beard. Chineke! it’s him! ….Trying to keep my cool before I trip on my 5-inch heels…”I am sorry, do I know you?”

“No, am very sure you don’t but I really want to. My name is Oluwaferanmi”

And he really did get to know me. The aura of calmness around him should have been the red light for me but I just couldn’t resist. He just had this inexplicable resolve about him that made me want to jump through hoops for him, any time, any day.

‘Calm down, Baby girl’ Sewa, my bestie wasn’t having any of my gists. She just sat there looking at me like I am some kind of mumu.

‘You know he would only break your heart right? So why are you going with it?’

The simple fact that I could not answer that question made it ring in my head for days.

What exactly is it about these Yoruba boys?

You know how girls just love bad boys, Yoruba demons embody all the badness! All the bad boy streak! Why else would they be called ‘demons’?

They just always know the right thing to say at the right time. Even if you are wise enough to know it’s a lie, you still want to laugh and smile like a BOLO. You still tend to fall or want more of the words they are dishing. They know it, they know you know it, they know you like it and they know you would always be back for more. It’s pure mind fuckery… Trust me!

They look harmless and sincere. Even those with the bad boy look, beards and all have a certain sincere aura about them.

Knowing that 90percent of girls love romance, they prey on it! These Yoruba demons would stop at nothing just to wine, dine and…..EAT you! They are romantic to a fault. they would pop gifts at your door, just because….. Leaving you fantasizing about how caring, sensitive and loving this “Femi” guy…not to say that there aren’t romantic guys out there o!…. but damn Yoruba demons are smooth Casanovas. There is no limit to a Yoruba demons’ spending. Even if his goal is to “hit and quit that” you would sha get some of the finest trips in town.

They always have this harmless, sincere aura about them and they play these qualities to the fullest. The ones that are not totally handsome have this confidence about them that totally adds up to their “normal” features.

These Yoruba demons pride themselves in their ability to possess and conquer even the most independent, unwilling chick that has seen it all. They are mighty fine, dressed to perfection with their killer smiles and ever so evident sophistication. They are the everyday woman’s dream (you really can’t deny) but most often than none, this dream ends in a nightmare with hearts all over the floor (the girl’s especially).

It is no surprise that these fickle men would not bother to look at the good inside if they are not interested in the package as to them a girl’s packaging is everything! These Yoruba demons don’t joke with their look or the big boy impression they are trying to portray so they tend not to go for anything less.

One really funny thing they do after they get to “hit and quit that ” is to act like it’s your fault they are leaving you. They guilt trip you so much so that you start thinking you have serious issues. The really crafty ones would come up with different excuses like; “Oh baby, I have issues with commitment”….The ever popular “it’s not you, it’s me” line or the “Am still working on myself”….”I don’t think I deserve you”… “I think I’m limiting you”….”you deserve better”… “Let’s take it slow”…..LOL!…Who says these?!!! They would never know all these before they hit that o…hehe! smh!

If you are still interested in nailing a Yoruba demon, please, guard yourself, defenses up all the way till the end! Remind yourself not to get your heart broken. Be a bad ass bit** yourself. Let him do the chase, catch his attention and know what to do with it, till you observe if he’s for real but before then, basically lean back (in Fat Joe’s voice) and enjoy the ride!

Source: http://vergehub.com/what-makes-yoruba-demons-irresistible/?utm_source=onesignal&utm_campaign=onesignal_post&utm_medium=blog

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Masonic(m): 6:00pm On Nov 23, 2016
Afonjas tho.... grin

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by kingteaser619(m): 6:08pm On Nov 23, 2016
its allite ;Dits allite
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by iykekelvins(m): 6:13pm On Nov 23, 2016
Una try.
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Dillusionist(m): 6:15pm On Nov 23, 2016
Well-written!.....
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Laveda(f): 6:17pm On Nov 23, 2016
No pictures? Can't read that shii up there.
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Nov 23, 2016
Typical afonja,all mouth no action

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Jenny1010(f): 6:27pm On Nov 23, 2016
nonsense angry
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by bibijay123(f): 6:32pm On Nov 23, 2016
wheew! I read the write up and it's interesting but for me it's still Yoruba demons all the way!....lol joking!

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 23, 2016
chojo3000:
Typical afonja,all mouth no action
you mean these people?

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by bigybanty02(m): 7:21pm On Nov 23, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
you mean these people?


Looolz
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 23, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
you mean these people?
U dnt want me to sleep tonight? undecided
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by YtivitissuP: 7:45pm On Nov 23, 2016
Demons have been irresistible since the days of eve....
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by herzern0: 7:48pm On Nov 23, 2016
chojo3000:
Typical afonja,all mouth no action


The least thinq that will want to happen to Romance section now is "TRIBALISM".....

Everyone should respect all tribes irrespective of your perception about them......

#Peace

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by debonairprinx(m): 7:49pm On Nov 23, 2016
Wonderful write up. Hasty generalization on the heart breaking part though.
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 1:07am On Nov 24, 2016
herzern0:



The least thinq that will want to happen to Romance section now is "TRIBALISM".....

Everyone should respect all tribes irrespective of your perception about them......

#Peace


Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 8:47am On Nov 24, 2016
hmmmmn! yoruba pipu if i hear say yoruba guys for my area de see babe collect.. all dem mandem don collect all dem sharp gyaldem na relegation babes dos yoruba pipu de see shares...or olosho1kpa
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Nov 24, 2016
Masonic:
Afonjas tho.... grin
undecided undecided
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Masonic(m): 6:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
Diddyydiva:
undecided undecided

Babe is joke I joke o embarassed
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by temmypotter(m): 6:02pm On Nov 24, 2016
chojo3000:
Typical afonja,all mouth no action

dude you know its true!
"Be not pained"
Yoruba demons are killing it.
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 6:04pm On Nov 24, 2016
Masonic:


Babe is joke I joke o embarassed
grin cheesy grin
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Masonic(m): 6:10pm On Nov 24, 2016
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 24, 2016
Laveda:
No pictures? Can't read that shii up there.
i could read it for you yeah, then we could tash on smiley
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 24, 2016
many insane people are walking but they don't know.


THROUGHLY, INSANEEE PPL FULL THIS SECTION
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 7:27pm On Nov 24, 2016
bibijay123:
wheew! I read the write up and it's interesting but for me it's still Yoruba demons all the way!....lol joking!
ever tried a hybrid? all me life iv always denied me mom's western....
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by bamirotola: 7:30pm On Nov 24, 2016
Yoruba Jesus all d way.. d devil come to steal , kill, and destroy but we yoruba Jesus r here to trip you and give you all you neva thot of having or your papa cld not give you, d kind luxury life u no fit chop for hous, we are here to bring alive d beauty in you... by buying you more pancakes, brazzilian hair, make up et all...and also bring alive all dead and dormant Pu**y... and we don't destroy neither do we repair... we REPLACE!! All d beauty your chinedu or sule brothers don use akpu or fura spoil, we replace it with better treat nd slendour... we replace your poor mentality, we replace your mentality not to do drug or carry bomb bfor you get rich, we make you see the grace of increase and sweatless or effortless way to wealth! We let you know your parent don't need to sell you in d name of bride price... even if they sell you, we'l buy and make you keep d change.....i have landed...

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Nov 24, 2016
temmypotter:

dude you know its true!
"Be not pained"
Yoruba demons are killing it.
Ok
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by NemzySeries(m): 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2016
deir sauce & ingredients is directly frm d devil
Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Sunky200: 10:03pm On Nov 24, 2016
read the post from the first alphabet to the last and must say I'm impressed bou't the near perfect describtion of a typical Yoruba Demon.

it is now time to add to my collections of agbada to up my swagz a little.

I can't help but smile every time ladies blush whenever our path cross.

afterall, no one have the monopoly of attention, fine babe do

@op, I don't know the meaning of the word "demon", all I know is that I'm cute and have the right to explore my options in the name of searching for a compatible lady just like every one else.

Proudly Omo-Olu-iwa-bi

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Fidelismaria: 10:19pm On Nov 24, 2016
Lols

Make dem chinedu brothers no storm dis thread ooo

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by bibijay123(f): 6:52pm On Nov 25, 2016
RayRayZicc:
ever tried a hybrid? all me life iv always denied me mom's western....

lol are you one?

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Re: What Makes Yoruba Demons Soooo……irresistible???? by Nobody: 6:59pm On Nov 25, 2016
bibijay123:


lol are you one?
my pops from imo...my mums western...cant speak any of both languages n im like sad

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