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Clues To US Based Nigerians (hilarious) by DrRasheed: 11:07am On Nov 25, 2016
To all those immigrants in the United states (especially Nigerians) who might be coming back home (directly or indirectly) because the man they hate TRUMP has won the election...
Pls these are items you MUST not forget to bring along while coming home:
1. Powerbank (very very important)
2. Rechargeable fan (if not heat go kill U)
3. Torchlight batteries (original ones oooh)
4. Small Nokia phones (for longlasting battery)
5. Mosquito nets
6. TV antenna (cable TV dey costly)
7. Abeg if U see fairly used android phones get one for me.
8. Don't forget I need original iPhone charger
9. Trekking shoes (water resistant against flood)
10. And any good thing U can lay ur hands.

I wish U guys safe trip back home...

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