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Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by francisbarrack(m): 5:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:
1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.
*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.
2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.
*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.
3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.
*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.
4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.
*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes
5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.
*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.
*Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.
*Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.
*Yesterday's wife*
_______________Dear, I think we put this money on what can generate us more money instead of buying clothes after clothes.
*Today's wife*
___________Mr man just listen to me I can't naked myself simply because I want to invest on a so-called business I don't know when I will eat its fruit. If you cannot buy me clothes because you want to invest on business, I have my choice to stay with you here or not.
Yesterday wife*
_____________My husband, we have been paid this month. I just buy ingredients of N2000 on the way. Here is the remaining money. Keep it for future use.
*Today's wife*
_____________ You are the head of this family. You marry me, I was not the one who marry you... If you cannot provide for your family, don't think I have anything to contribute. After all the money is not even enough for my clothing.
*May God help us we generation of 21st century*.
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by Aniker(f): 5:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
Long thing
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by Martinola(m): 5:51pm On Dec 13, 2016
true buh, der is somtin d so called wives/women of today are beta at doin
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by Aregs(m): 6:01pm On Dec 13, 2016
Depends on the individual you choose to marry

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Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by xendra: 6:21pm On Dec 13, 2016
Loll...just wait till you see tomorow wives,
body go tell you


but then again, today's husband do not appreciate yesterday wife. hence the need for change
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by chynie: 6:57pm On Dec 13, 2016
@op u is either u are lazy and looking for a lady to husle for u.

Or u are a dreamer, cos in the olden days men are more hard working than now
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by francisbarrack(m): 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2016
chynie:
@op u is either u are lazy and looking for a lady to husle for u.

Or u are a dreamer, cos in the olden days men are more hard working than now

Give us more insight
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by ednut1(m): 11:00pm On Dec 13, 2016
crap
Re: Comparative Analysis Between Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday by Nobody: 11:17pm On Dec 13, 2016
You're quite wrong op. That's not today's wife. That's a woman with misplaced priorities. And she could be yesterday, today or tomorrow's wife.

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