Stretchi:
Why do girls shout JESUS when they accidentally fart,they hide their farts so effectively that when it pops out unexpectedly its like a Sin to them..why Ladies?

..son...when you start dating ladies wit class..your life will shange for good....but first you find job!! (No oofense)

MrCork:



..son...when you start dating ladies wit class..your life will shange for good....but first you find job!! (No oofense)

I'm still in school Dad what is Shange ?

So na only ladies dey fart abi?bros u no get point

Stretchi:

I'm still in school Dad what is Shange ?

...you don't have school home work?.....we're do you wamnnnto find Moiney to chase women..by selling petrol?

mofeoluwadassah:
So na only ladies dey fart abi?bros u no get point

Read d post again,this time slowly.

Don't you know that there are some farts that can betray one's personality? @ OP

OP you no get job.. People dey find Mordi Markaroni, Na woman fart you dey find upandan

Stretchi:

Read d post again,this time slowly.

U tink i av time 4 dis trash.

MrCork:




...you don't have school home work?.....we're do you wamnnnto find Moiney to chase women..by selling petrol?

I'm on holiday Sir,Pardon my insatiable Curiosity. sell petrol? I'm not that desperate

Bhuldoxxa:
Don't you know that there are some farts that can betray one's personality? @ OP

And is Jesus to be blamed for it?

Stretchi:

I'm on holiday Sir,Pardon my insatiable Curiosity. sell petrol? I'm not that desperate

...cool. if you not desssparate so why you looking for women in nairaland..
...you don't hav job and you chasin women
.WTF?(no oofense)

Scatterscatter:
OP you no get job.. People dey find Mordi Markaroni, Na woman fart you dey find upandan

Who's he/she?

MrCork:



..son...when you start dating ladies wit class..your life will shange for good....but first you find job!! (No oofense)

guy the igbo you smoked before posting this is sure a quality one.....but why on earth will this make front page?!

LegendaryArnold:
guy the igbo you smoked before posting this is sure a quality one.....but why on earth will this make front page?!

...techniclly medicaly physiclly an mentaly your head is not correct sir....did you hear anyborrrrry talk in about front page?? (GOAT)..no oofense

MrCork:




...techniclly medicaly physiclly an mentaly your head is not correct sir....did you hear anyborrrrry talk in about front page?? (GOAT)..no oofense

iya baba e

Cork on fire

Burn him

MrCork:




...techniclly medicaly physiclly an mentaly your head is not correct sir....did you hear anyborrrrry talk in about front page?? (GOAT)..no oofense

So you saying you fart like no tomorrow abi

see your face like beans there


Mr.cork this babes is lightskin

mofeoluwadassah:
So na only ladies dey fart abi?bros u no get point

LegendaryArnold:
iya baba e

^^^*farts* near his mouth

mofeoluwadassah:
U tink i av time 4 dis trash.

U think I have time for ur 19th century doll looking face

MadJay:
So you saying you fart like no tomorrow abi

see your face like beans there


Mr.cork this babes is lightskin

MrCork:




...cool. if you not desssparate so why you looking for women in nairaland..
...you don't hav job and you chasin women
.WTF?(no oofense)

That doesn't make me broke Sir I get bitchees wen I want to, just that their farts during sex irritates me

Stretchi:

U think I have time for ur 19th century doll looking face

mofeoluwadassah:

That a pale looking tongue,when last did u swallow vitamin D?

Yummy
as in you yummy that's nice because am coming to eat you

mofeoluwadassah:

Stretchi:

That a pale looking tongue,when last did u swallow vitamin D?

Lame....lame.....dry

Stretchi:

That doesn't make me broke Sir I get bitchees wen I want to, just that their farts during sex irritates me

..they don't sell fan in Nigeria? ...son... if you don't like b!thced fartttttin durrrrin sexxxxc then buy a teddy bear an fukkkkkit! ! (No oofense)

LegendaryArnold:
guy the igbo you smoked before posting this is sure a quality one.....but why on earth will this make front page?!

...bro...which one of those Dakskin girls on your picture profile is you?(no oofense)

MrCork:




..they don't sell fan in Nigeria? ...son... if you don't like b!thced fartttttin durrrrin sexxxxc then buy a teddy bear an fukkkkkit! ! (No oofense)

Lol Teddy bear? That's some G-shït nigga I rather beat my dick than lie next to a fuckin teddy (No offense)

MrCork:




...bro...which one of those Dakskin girls on your picture profile is you?(no oofense)

lol can't you see the boss controlling them at the back

IS VERY SIMPLY, NON OF THE GIRLS KNOW WHEN JESUS IS COMING

Stretchi:

Lol Teddy bear? That's some G-shit nigga I rather beat my dick than lie next to a fuckin teddy (No offense)

..cool. when they fart.. can't you open your window?...most Nigerian buildings don't hav Windows anyways...bro I feel your pain