Gbayi mehn.. I rep Mathematics 2. Mathematics Mathematics guys are ladies eye candy. Ask any lady. They see them as very intelligent book addicts. So she try to get close to them to get all her math courses passed.

But unluckily enough when she pass all her math courses she then be like



I rep mathematics sha. We too much[/quote]

Dfinex:


hmmm....I give it to u people. U are the bomb.

una too get activity, no dull moment.

Oh good Lord...heres someone who knows the real deal. Wanna know what makes Engineering better than Medicine... "Doctors put the life of their patient on the line but an Engineer puts his life on the line" Engineers are under-appreciated, especially in this part of the world.

Sempumping:
Engineering should top it ....

We admire their intelligence and see them working in chevron in the future

Doctors no get money and are flirts

Accountant no get and are stingy

Animal production ... how much be chicken 4 market

durentchigozie:
5. Accounting/Banking/Finance
When she has been decieved long enough that accountancy guys hold all d money in the country and are all very rich.

She be like
"Lawd. I need me an accountant"

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

Be there jonzing.. many of the so called engineering guys run to Accounting/finance firms to look for employment. 70% of engineering graduates switch to the finance/accounting profession because thats where sure money is, even tho it may not be as much as the money the few engineers that are lucky get in oil companies.

Don't confuse Accountants or financial analysts with mere Bankers doing menial jobs like cashier. About the being stingy part, that is totally false, your attitude to giving depends largely on your personality. But in dealing with company's money, we try to be prudent as much as possible and ensure no naira spent goes out without the potential of bringing back some economic benefits in the future. If we don't act this way, no organisation will be successful when it comes to finances.

jidxin:
law I agree. ..then I ve d opportunity of dating d so called big grls while guys frm oda dept re always beefing law students esp engeneering nd d social science. ...... abeg expunge maths outta ur least joor

Lmao.... Engineering beef law? Abeg stop dreaming my broda. Engineering and Law are worlds, planets, galaxies, universes apart.

Wake-up! There's nothing to beef in Law, most especially not from engineering students. Wake-up!

OP this post is hilarious

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

Wat a fallacious opinion u got der

haibe:




Be there jonzing.. many of the so called engineering guys run to Accounting/finance firms to look for employment. 70% of engineering graduates switch to finance/accounting professional because thats where sure money is, even tho it may not be as much as the money the few engineers get in oil companies.

Don't confuse Accountants or financial analysts with mere Bankers. About the being stingy part, that is totally false, your attitude to giving depends largely on your personality. But in dealing with company's money, we try to be prudent as much as possible and ensure no naira spent goes out without the potential of bringing back some economic benefits in the future. If we don't act this way, no organisation will be successful when it comes to finances.

When push comes to shov... Can you switch to Engineering ?

modsRbastard:



When push comes to shov... Can you switch to Engineering ?

how does ur question relate to my post.. ?

Ksslib:

Lmao.... Engineering beef law? Abeg stop dreaming my broda. Engineering and Law are worlds, planets, galaxies, universes apart.

Wake-up! There's nothing to beef in Law, most especially not from engineering students. Wake-up!

Pls tell them oo... There's a reason medicine and Engineering faculties are almost isolated from the denser part of the campus.

I don't understand what girls see in Engineering boys. Ah!

It's in every school!
Wetin?!

durentchigozie:
6. Chemical Engineering
When they hear chemical engr, the 1st thing that comes to their mind is OIL COMPANY!
They go about booking guys incase after graduation. They hear he works in an oil company.

Yup. That's fact. ChemE's rock!!!

Sempumping:


Nah thesame thing we dey talk

Strive to utilize resources =attributes of a micer

Laughing, utilizing resources is not an attributes of a miser; it's just being prudent.

Am one. Thanks for the compliment!

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

What about IKPU-OLOGY?

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

Lol! U just wan show urself, what most of you don't knw is that the only sector that will never fail and will keep employing people is the financial sector... Proudly A Banker.... BTW, who told u Accountants/Bankers are stingy?

BeeBeeOoh:

babe not true. I am an economist and i spend liberally on cute ladies like u.

truthsayer007:


Why? Don't u piss your pants when u see medical students?

Nope....I have other things to focus on than focusing on them

Dfinex:


on point. I luv the rugged look.....lolsss

plus their dexterity is second to none.......shout out to all the engineering boys.....U guys rock.

Thanks Bae....I rep Engineering

[size=15pt]i no see computer science and engineering[/size]

haibe:





Be there jonzing.. many of the so called engineering guys run to Accounting/finance firms to look for employment. 70% of engineering graduates switch to finance/accounting professional because thats where sure money is, even tho it may not be as much as the money the few engineers that are lucky get in oil companies.

Don't confuse Accountants or financial analysts with mere Bankers. About the being stingy part, that is totally false, your attitude to giving depends largely on your personality. But in dealing with company's money, we try to be prudent as much as possible and ensure no naira spent goes out without the potential of bringing back some economic benefits in the future. If we don't act this way, no organisation will be successful when it comes to finances.

Spot on! People think everybody they see in a bank studied cooperate business ralated Course, come to banks u'll see Law graduates, engineers etc going for MBA, ICAN, CIBN....

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

Auntie.... how far now..... We offend una ni?

durentchigozie:
10. Pharmacy
Looking for drugs to get you high? Your pharmacy boyfriend is there.


Add yours.

white and ash...oshey....proudly pansite!!!!!

durentchigozie:
4. Electrical Engineering
"Hello honey my refrigerator stopped working. Hurry up and come fix it" who doesn't want an electrican boyfriend?

It is the work of a mechanical engineer to fix a problem of a refrigerator..
R&A is a mechanical branch

The list is not complete without STATISTICS

BeeBeeOoh:
Banking & Finance

Not too far off

suso:

It is the work of a mechanical engineer to fix a problem of a refrigerator..
R&A is a mechanical branch

all d same

This depends on the school. For example in mine. Girls admire computer science guys the most

durentchigozie:
First off. Before i start, to the young JAMBITES. Dont choose a course because girls admire the guys in the department.
This is strictly for Fun.

1. Medicine/Surgery
Ladies fancy this guys really tight.
They be pissing in their pants when they see the medical students with their white lab coat rushing to lectures. Trying to Adjust themselves and get noticed

But they fail to realize the medical guys got no time for ladies now





2. Mathematics Mathematics guys are ladies eye candy. Ask any lady. They see them as very intelligent book addicts. So she try to get close to them to get all her math courses passed.

But unluckily enough when she pass all her math courses she then be like



I rep mathematics sha. We too much

Gofwane:
no mind the op. Mechanical is suppose to be the first on the list. Trust me, i'm speaking from experience.

Even at my place of work, anytime i'm done fixing a broken down machine, all these I.T girls be smiling, looking and whispering among themselves. I alway feel like knight in his shiny armour!

mechanical student are the main Engineers an great men ,,dont mind that dude who compiled rubish

Tahh mechanical engineering na first (sha for my side) cos na dem bad pass....
Even bad guys de fear normal civilian wey be mech engine student cos e know say mech engine na gang on e own
So d babe go just de feel safe know say she fit dare anybody and nothing go happen

Historians nko?

Op you know nothing. You're already aware that the list is incomplete without Mechanical Engineering.

Chommieblaq:
Funny list you have got there op, can't stop laughing at the Agric n pharmacy peeps.



Engineering guys (engine boys) top it all in every school, they are the real deal and they walk in packs, hardly see an Engine guy walking alone, got swags n arrogant too, they believe say na only dem dey sch, that endears them to girls

someone shld pls giv dis girl a medal... she got it all... telling mechanical engineering