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My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 11:21am On Dec 25, 2016
my bae wil be visiting my apartment for the last time.
i'm so sure she would break up with me tonight if i fail to perform and live up to her expectations in bedmathics.

she has visited me umpteen times and during all those moments i stil couldn't sex her due to my weak erecti0n quagmires.
each time i put on CD my prick shrinks down and she ends up frustrated.
guys suggested viagra but i got some HBD and hypertensive issues while kibra4u's advice to use samsu oil is cool and effective but can't find it here in my location an jumia an konga wil delay me up as she'll be on her way few hours from now.

recently came across a thread by the Ever Vibrant Paulkillerman on how vega100 is efficient and effective and i bought it last night but dunno the dosage i'l need to take.

so guys any advise? as she'll sleep over til the next morning and i wouldn't wanna embarass myself again. thanx.

mr2kay2
afonjaguy
mackbrooklyn
chris2face
Donkaz
Captainking
kingDELE
Paulkillerman
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 11:22am On Dec 25, 2016
u need edonation to handle your case
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Edwinmason(m): 11:25am On Dec 25, 2016
go to zeevirtualmedia.com u wil find many solutions there
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by EdoNation(f): 11:34am On Dec 25, 2016
Oma307:
u need edonation to handle your case


In what way? shocked shocked shocked Lol
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 11:38am On Dec 25, 2016
EdoNation:



In what way? shocked shocked shocked Lol
hi bae you're looking so glamorous and tantalizing, but those two big apples located in between ur chest propels me to masturbate with my vegetable oil.
by the way, do u reside around ugbowo? could we rendezvous at a serene an transquil arena?
anticipating ur reply, thanx
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 12:12pm On Dec 25, 2016
U need Jesus!!
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Stevebamdex(m): 12:20pm On Dec 25, 2016
sad sad
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Stevebamdex(m): 12:20pm On Dec 25, 2016
1) Your joblessness is out world.
2)You need sense update,the one you are using has expired,so shud get another version.
3)You need jesus.
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 12:22pm On Dec 25, 2016
just smoke some weed, then u re good to go.
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by decatalyst(m): 12:23pm On Dec 25, 2016
Why must you defile a beautiful day like this? cry cry
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Prectega(m): 12:26pm On Dec 25, 2016
:oOP...


Thought u have repented
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Sunkyphil(m): 12:28pm On Dec 25, 2016
is it a must u av sex just tell her dat ur pastor told u not to av sex till new year grin
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by skelewu404(m): 12:33pm On Dec 25, 2016
Try dorowebo wit tramadol and i can assure u here pvssy Will catch fire
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 12:47pm On Dec 25, 2016
Stevebamdex:
[s] 1) Your joblessness is out world.
2)You need sense update,the one you are using has expired,so shud get another version.
[/s] .
you could only be described with just one red word :
FOOOOL!!!
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 12:53pm On Dec 25, 2016
skelewu404:
Try dorowebo wit tramadol and i can assure u here pvssy Will catch fire
hehe badt guy, na steady hard erecti0n me i just want
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 12:54pm On Dec 25, 2016
Ighoga898:
just smoke some weed, then u re good to go.
i don buy 2 wraps sef just that my head no dey carry am unto psycho things grin
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Donkaz(m): 1:05pm On Dec 25, 2016
haa! Op I can't miss this one na.

Patiently waiting for the gist of how it went down.

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Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 1:13pm On Dec 25, 2016
Donkaz:
haa! Op I can't miss this one na.
Patiently waiting for the gist of how it went down.
sure bruh grin she'll sleep over and i'l update u after each banging rounds. ma abasi i go revenge all those shames i've been thru. twice beaten. thrice shy. erecti0n dysfunction must die by fire in chisos name. cheesy just stay tuned
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by StupidYorubaFool: 1:18pm On Dec 25, 2016
Prectega:
:oOP...


Thought u have repented
SURE bro cheesy i'l repent after this last sin and besides God Isn't like human. He understands
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Stevebamdex(m): 1:34pm On Dec 25, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
you could only be described with just one red word :
FOOOOL!!!
I underestimated the depth of your foolishness by not looking keenly at your moniker before quoting you.
Your surname=you are bearing a fool.
your last name=your are bearing stupidity.
Foolishness+stupidity=CALAMITY.
Get well soon son.
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by elkraune(m): 1:45pm On Dec 25, 2016
Presh9OO:
U need Jesus!!
don't blame him didn't you see his name?
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by EWAagoyin(m): 2:09pm On Dec 25, 2016
please how much is viagra sold...anyone who knows please indicate
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Monalisa185(f): 2:13pm On Dec 25, 2016
your monicker says it all, just take out the middle part of it..
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
i don buy 2 wraps sef just that my head no dey carry am unto psycho things grin
just take a little. and make sure u do so close to d time u wanna do d main thing
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Genaro(m): 3:04pm On Dec 25, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
hi bae you're looking so glamorous and tantalizing, but those two big apples located in between ur chest propels me to masturbate with my vegetable oil.
by the way, do u reside around ugbowo? could we rendezvous at a serene an transquilarena?
anticipating ur reply, thanx
Transquil is nt a word. De correct word is tranquil.
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Prectega(m): 3:04pm On Dec 25, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
SURE bro cheesy i'l repent after this last sin and besides God Isn't like human. He understands
sin way u neva commit lol
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 3:19pm On Dec 25, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
my bae wil be visiting my apartment for the last time.
i'm so sure she would break up with me tonight if i fail to perform and live up to her expectations in bedmathics.

she has visited me umpteen times and during all those moments i stil couldn't sex her due to my weak erecti0n quagmires.
each time i put on CD my prick shrinks down and she ends up frustrated.
guys suggested viagra but i got some HBD and hypertensive issues while kibra4u's advice to use samsu oil is cool and effective but can't find it here in my location an jumia an konga wil delay me up as she'll be on her way few hours from now.

recently came across a thread by the Ever Vibrant Paulkillerman on how vega100 is efficient and effective and i bought it last night but dunno the dosage i'l need to take.

so guys any advise? as she'll sleep over til the next morning and i wouldn't wanna embarass myself again. thanx.

mr2kay2
afonjaguy
mackbrooklyn
chris2face
Donkaz
Captainking
kingDELE
Paulkillerman

Yoruba guy like u? any way just go to any authentic agbo woman nask for alee(pronounced AL.AAY) Like the ay in day..take two shots then ask for that sticky green man power stuff,manage drink am sha and dont throw up its like ogbono/okra but tasteless..take it now e go dey body till when she comes.I for advise u drink mokite but i dont know ur drinking prowess make u nogofall ur hand by ur self. Also chew like two/three bulbs of fresh bitter kola and relax ur mind,forget about failing her...thank me tomorrow
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 8:45pm On Dec 25, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
my bae wil be visiting my apartment for the last time.
i'm so sure she would break up with me tonight if i fail to perform and live up to her expectations in bedmathics.

she has visited me umpteen times and during all those moments i stil couldn't sex her due to my weak erecti0n quagmires.
each time i put on CD my prick shrinks down and she ends up frustrated.
guys suggested viagra but i got some HBD and hypertensive issues while kibra4u's advice to use samsu oil is cool and effective but can't find it here in my location an jumia an konga wil delay me up as she'll be on her way few hours from now.

recently came across a thread by the Ever Vibrant Paulkillerman on how vega100 is efficient and effective and i bought it last night but dunno the dosage i'l need to take.

so guys any advise? as she'll sleep over til the next morning and i wouldn't wanna embarass myself again. thanx.

mr2kay2
afonjaguy
mackbrooklyn
chris2face
Donkaz
Captainking
kingDELE
Paulkillerman

My brah, I thought I had adviced u about this before; get Vega 100, divide it into two, take half, that will be more than enough for u to act with.... Thank me later....

Yours truly ...
Killerman...
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Mr2kay2: 2:44am On Dec 27, 2016
Got here late but anyhow sha where the update.This stupidyorubafool of a guy I like him he's fun and real
Re: My Last Sex For The Year (guys Come In I Need Help) by Nobody: 7:35am On Dec 27, 2016
Nothing go work for that guy again...masturbation don finish am finally.. cry

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