Ending a relationship is never easy — there’s always hurt, frustration, upset, and general unpleasantness. Though it’s not ever something that you can transform into a barrel of laughs, there are gradations of bad when it comes to ways to breaking up (and we're going to explore the worst ways to break up with a woman in Lagos)

Through the phone, via texting or calls.
In Church
When you're drunk
Purposely cheating on her and hoping she finds out
Few days before marriage or an engagement
At MM1 (Airport)
In Mile 2 or Oshodi Traffic
At her office during closing hours
On her birthday
At the hospital carpark
At "The Place" when you haven't paid
With bad breath
By asking your relative to break up with her for you
On Cool FM, Wazobia FM or Radio Nigeria
By getting her mother pregnant
When she's using the toilet
When she's eating very peppery or spicy food
Just after she announces she missed her period
When she tells you she had a bad dream
When taking a selfie - in front of her best friends
In front of her tailor or hairdresser


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Break up with me if I'm in the church please, Sweerat . The word of God will sink in better.

Ebayray:
Break up with me if I'm in the church please, Sweerat . The word of God will sink in better.

so the Word isn't sinking in well nw abi? kontinu!!!

P.S ur smile, spaced teeth: combination perfecto.

Sleekydee:

so the Word isn't sinking in well nw abi? kontinu!!!
P.S ur smile, spaced teeth: combination perfecto.

Kikikikikikiki . It's sinking ooo. But I'm serious .
Awww, thanks .

Hmmm...





And then

in police station

Ebayray:


Kikikikikikiki . It's sinking ooo. But I'm serious .
Awww, thanks .

u most welcome.

Sleekydee:

u most welcome.

Yeah

Omg, this is so funny...pls guys, never try the last one.